Woke up this morning to the sound of 'this love' by the lovely donell jones,i set it as my alarm tone.There's nothing like waking up to your favourite song in the world.you should try it sometime.
heneways...it's a saturday..whooptie doo(not) my saturdays are forever boring i never get to go anywhere.thanxs to my over protective folks.All i do is sit at home and mope all day and fight for d.s.t.v rights with my brothers and cook some lousy jollof rice that everybody always has something to say about.Shut up! and eat afterall yall finish it so whats the problem.i didnt ask to be housemaid did i.so yeah am stuck at home...well until my okoro-in-shining-armour comes to whisk me off to his banana island mansion...yeah till then.
I got pimples, they are multiplying...see ehn my face has always been a pimple free zone but suddenly it has become a choice destination for pimples around the world.It's all clustered and very annoying...i dont know what to do.I've never had to deal with pimples...arrrggggh!!!!
Am finally off my period *does a happy dance*...i hate being on my period...apart from the fact that i turn to hitler during that period the killer cramps..mad! the last day of my period i ran out of my 'always' winged pads and had to use my mums 'always' that bears a striking resemblance to those N40 naira agege breads.I couldnt even close my legs cause they were too wide and damn too short..who do they make these things for..wide-assed midgets.Maybe they got a customer care line i can complain to..cause even the winged ones are too bloody short...and it's not even like i carry ikebe so i can imagine what my more endowed counterparts must be going thru.
And there are tampons...haven't tried them before am just scared its when i try it,it'll get stuck up there and ill have to tell my mum and it'll turn into a family affair and they'll send a search party down there with a torch light to remove the damn thing.Thats why i haven't had the balls to buy contacts yet am just afraid ill mistakenly remove my eyeball while taking them out...being the klutz that i am.
so na race i take pick comot for my house o! why is it when i decide to go on a bloody diet that everyone starts buying stuff that i love.My mum bought those 4litre ice cream yesterday and today she asked me if i wanted some...my belle was like "hell yeah,which kain dieting be this one"....but i had to resist i swear in my mind all i could hear was "pom pom pom pom pom pom this na temptation,with a little confusion"...i decided to leave the parlour only to enter the other parlour to see my brothers getting familiar with some nando's and they had the audacity to ask me if i wanted some.Never in the history of our family life has such an offer been made and now they ask me..thunda will surely faya them in due time.
Pupcy always gives me stuff, he also called me...laide do u want part of my chicken.See ehn e don tay wey i don eat chicken oh..but i had to resist...the bible says flee temptation...and that's what i did with immediate alacrity..i fled my home and i'll be back when they have all finished getting acquainted with their individual mouth watering,tasty,long-throat inducing meals...
Back to my dieting...the thing is kinda hard but i gata be determined so i can be flaunting that bodacious bod *fingers crossed* before my birthday in april.Plus i have never exercised as much as i have these past weeks but am getting used to it.And i've been chowing down alot of veggies and fruits...all this musn't be in vain oh.
They are times i have lost weight in the past but not on purpose-that's also known as 'going to boarding house'.
Anyone got any dieting tips..feel free to share!
Happy saturday yall..
Up manunited...hope they thrash arsenal.