Wednesday, 17 January 2007

My Sex Tag

So this na the tag wey ONB do wey katakata come bust...i thought i'd try it out.seeing as i dont send anybody from here to jericho.So here goes nothing..just for fun sha...


1.How old were you the first time? If i remember correctly i was 19

2.) Name of your first? Whats that his useless name again oh....okay Richard or richie

3.) Good or Bad? Not good sha..kinda boring.

4.) Name of the worst and why? My first again..more pain than pleasure and i was like so what's all the shouty shouty about.

5.) Name of the best and why? Chei can i put his name here,i dont want him to start thinking he's a stud or watever but i guess he doesn't read my blog...it wasn't like wowee wow but better than the rest sha-SEGUN.

6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? No weird places for me sha.

7.) Favorite Position:i would imagine it'd be backshots.

8.) Ever fake an orgasm? Yes, once or twice.So it will end quick quick.

9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? Maybe not.

10.) Favorite time of day to have sex? Am not really a sex fan..but night time is probably the best time.

11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? Wetin u think sey i be- once!

12.) Same person?

13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? Yeah lots of times.Like i always imagine nkem owoh.I know he's old and all but yeah Nkem owoh.He turns my pages.

14.) Restrictions during sex? Plenty oh..am not going down on u...except.....OH yeah and Anal kini?

15.) Accessories? does lip glosss count? (imagination will set u free)

16.) What? what is what?

17.) Done it in the rain? Nah...how i go take do that one.

18.) Done it in a car? No

19.) Had a Threesome? No...it's actually a fantasy of mine.whether i would actually do it..i can't say.

20.) Want to have sex now? Em..anh..am on a celibacy vow thingy...for reasons best known to me..but i could do witha hug.Am more of the cuddling type.

20 comments:

azuka said...

Nkem Owoh? What have you been drinking?

exschoolnerd said...

lol.paraga..the guy cracks me up..and i adore him.Since i can't have my kanye west and kanye east(nkem owoh) will do.

toy boy said...

nice and funny at d same time. really refreshing.... a real break from all those boring stuff

azuka said...

Na you sabi.

Anonymous said...

so am back. still did not see what i wanted to see at that hi5 peep in. so am back. still wondering what she is like physically below the shoulders. cant understand why am so curious though. Hmmm, gives me something to think about. i got it. I am male, and some of her writings do light a fire, a small one, but still a fire.
will be back.
The Scientist.

exschoolnerd said...

@toyboy..u dont say!
@anonymous...i had some full length pics on my hi5 so i dont understand sha...a fire u say! nice to know i do that to u.well my writing that is.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@ his useless name(my second was called richard too.. come to think of it.. i saw him last weekend at a party... i'll probably write about that in my next post..)lol.. that's exactly what i thought my first time.. i was like.. this is it?!?!lmao@ending it quick quick... babe you crack me up forreal!Babe are you seriously serious with the Nkem Owoh.. i mean some of us are coming correct oh... with the Pete Edochie's and Amechi Muonagors and the Enebuli Enebuluwa's(LOL>>> NOT!!!!)... you crack me up.. but i remember osuofia's performance as a drunkard in that movie that actually gave him the name.. and i can almost pretend to see why you'd choose him!!!awww.. such a cutie with the huggy things.. keep it up sha babe.. and I pray in Jesus name that the holyrollers don't discover you've done this tag in Jesus name.. or else... they will reserve you a special place(like me)lmao@that anonymous scientist.. you come read abi na to wank?!;

Nyemoni said...

Nkem Owoh! OMG, I can't stand the man, how much more fantasize about him... girl... you don kolo o!

nosa101 said...

how come those anonymous guys haven't found you. This is discrimination...........nobody has has called you a wicked sinner yet......now this sucks

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@nosa... you're just not serious oh... so you dey wish person that kind of fate... but it's sha true oh... how come them never preach heaven and earth for your page yet self? ehn? abi exschoolnerd are you involved in bribery and corruption of 'spiritual officials'? Me i'm suspecting you oh!

exschoolnerd said...

@nyemoni...he just cracks me up thats why jare.

@ nosa and ONB...i dirrin bribe anybody oh..maybe they just haven't found my blog yet oh.

BabaAlaye said...

Babe imagine this: Going down on Nkem Owoh. If that doesn't make you wanna throw up then you be something else.hehehe.

exschoolnerd said...

@babaalaye...ewww!!! okay i just pictured it in my head..not a good sight.

Ms zee said...

Finally some one did it.. wairaminite, where are the christian critics??

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!
LOL

confusednaijagirl said...

hmmm dont let the christian brigade catch you oh!!!
but an interesting read!

Omohemi Benson said...

Nkem Owoh?!@#!
What happened to RMD,Desmond Elliot,D'banj or Tuface!

Girl please! Wake up!
Thanks for stopping by my blog.

exschoolnerd said...

@mszee and confused naija girl...

y do yall want the christian brigade to come get me..not fair o!

@omohemi...am wide awake o! and tuface and the rest dont rock my boat...

Calabar Gal said...

Nkem Owoh turns ur pages? Well, to each his own!! MAy 'Segun' not hear this!! LOL!!!

UnNaked Soul said...

@nosa: lol...

@exschoolnerd: I go build cage for ur imagination if you don't stop flying around my airspace... lol

@babaalaye: gaddamn!!! u is nasty with tots!!! chineke!

Ugo Daniel said...

This is the most disgusting thins i have ever heard. All da rest was ok except da part dat says Nkem Owoh turns yu on!, Wat ARRANT NONSENSE, BALDERDASH, BULL-SHAIT. Do yu know how shrivelled or bushy dat 'thingy' will look and feel. eeewww!!!

I'bb be right back, lemme go and clean up this vomit i just 'discarded'