Wednesday, 7 February 2007

Who are you valing?

The next person to ask me who am valing will receive a bone shattering kick from me...please is valing even a word?

Who am i valing..*hisses*

I dont mean to be the grinch that stole valentines day o!

But what's up with random people asking me who am valing?...It's not only valing...

Once valetines day is around the corner some people will start acting like their brains have been sucked out...

Anyways about valentines day i've ben tryna avoid the topic for a while, i am hella broke...

Yes o! If i was collecting my pocket money on a monthly basis now,i can close my eye and remove 6k and use garri and groundnut to sustain my self with the remaining money for the rest of the month just so i can buy something for that special someone or someone(s).
Grammar police are you already foaming in the mouth...i know there's nothing like someones oh...but allow me jare.

And i don't buy the idea that the guy is the only one that's supposed to get something.The girl must also be able to give her dude something.Abi na only u dem born for this world.So in that case i am not receiving any gifts from anybody this year.

And your even shaking your head in agreement, if i slap u ehn.Your even listening to me.Better go an arrange that sexy ass lingerie and ipod you had in mind to get me.When did u start listening to me.

But honestly what do u get a guy on vals day..i have no clue whatsoever..i was thinking ties...lol..and i was like laide craze dey worry u.Got any suggestions...

Gosh i remember school days during valentines day all them girls acting like its the end of the world,this one time one desperado of a girl organised herself..bought a card,teddy bear and stuff for her self and came to school to pose that one boy gave her..

But the mumu olodo,didn't remember to put the guys name as the sender of the card instead she put her name there..probably caught up in the whole lie..she forgot to put the phony guys name..
lol...and she showed it to us...chei we dissed her like shege.

I mean what is it, can't u just hang outwith your girfriends on valentines day if you dont have no dude to hang out with.Is it by force to make all them girls green with envy with your phony ass valentine..

See my friends using all their pocket money all in the name on buying valentines gift..now they are soaking garri and suya on a daily basis.hmmmm!!!

I can't wait for the day to come and go jare so we can hear word...all them lovey dovey posters all over the place.

All them stupid who are you valing questions....

ok...dont mean to be a killjoy for you valentines day buffs...dont mind my constant dribble jare...


So who are YOU valing?

12 comments:

kemi said...

Laide i feel you on this one you will not kill me o and valing has to be added to the naija dictionary pretty soon. Well I want to be the grinch that stole valentines day. Even bloggers arfe getting online proposals and i cant even pull sny boys young or old. Well i'll console myself eiththe fact that sheffield is a boring town and i will just work my ass throughout next week and try to fade out all the valentine wahala!!! I will not be run down for lack of a val.

kemi said...

Sorry about the typos, thats how bad i'm feeling!

azuka said...

As for me, I shall sit in my room behind my computer. No valing, nothing...

Simply Gorgeous said...

It seems thare are some serious killjoys on this site ex- girl. Cheer up. Valing is not a word. B/ Valentine's is not by force. 3/ You can hang out with some girlz and play some music or go to the movies, well maybe the movies is not such a good idea because you might see som other couples there and get depressed. But it is okay to be alone on valentine's day. 4/ You can get hima tie or cologne or a teddy( no pervert) teddy bear -(smile). and a card. Seriously, Valentine's day dey serious wahala! Wallahi... Who am I valing( incorrect word) S.O sexy who else is simply gorgeous supposed to be with... ( Laugh...)

Nilla said...

lol @ grinch that stole val's day!

Happy vals day in advance sha!

Anthony Arojojoye said...

Ol'girl long before now it used to be an enjoyable time. This time enh na real agro go catch me this year o.
Let's face it, no matter how we try to forget it we r still losers if we don't fit it.
Except of course we cld pair up & ................

Dami said...

hehe i noticed you didnt mention your guy- no wonder you aint up for it lol

im not a big fan of celebrations too anyway just do it cos everyones doing it.
kemi come down to london i'll val you my gf is very understanding ;-)

Anonymous said...

its an expected reaction.
If it ain't happening for you, then people are making a big fuss about nothing. If you had a lot of "vale" then its the greatest day after Christmas.

The Scientist.

exschoolnerd said...

@the scientist...and who says nothing is happening for me.Am not just a big fan of the whole valentines day madness..

Omohemi Benson said...

I am valing me,myself &I.

Happy vals day everyone.

law_damsel said...

I feel u jo i dont know y its so hyped..hiss my own reason 4 bif; my bf is not around, and e be likesay st valentines was born in london, bcos its anoda massive celebration i think dey even do valentine sale..so itl b a lonley wednesday

bimbylads said...

kemi aww pele.. ma worry, the day will come and go..as for me, vals day is happening o!!