Imagine if that was the name of a mystery novel..tell me you wouldnt' be interested in reading it...tell me you wouldn't devour page after page till you get to the bottom on the mystery.
I got home late after an exhausting day at school.As i made my way up the stairs all i could imagine was the feel of my soft bed caressing my weak,aching body and swimming in a sea of blankets.I longed to be on it so bad.
The door creaked as i opened it and walked into my room which looked like it had been hit by a cyclone.Clothes on the floor,on the bed..books not where they were supposed to be.And even more clothes carelessly laid on my makeshift clothesline...my treadmill.No it wasn't a cyclone that did this but the result of my sheer laziness.
As i lay on my bed i let my eyes rove around a little,surveying item after item and then i spotted it.
Another one was missing..the shock..the horror...i jumped out of my bed and searched around for it but it wasn't there.Just like my black panty it was gone.Dissapeared..apparently developed legs..
I couldn't understand why anyone would steal them.After my mum seized like 11 of my thongs(read here) and i was stuck with my great-grand mama panties..they still wont let me rest.
I was determined to get to the bottom of this and examined possible suspects.
Tomi: My cousin and the other girl in the house.Very mischievous and has a record.First person in the history of our family to have a code on conduct written for her.Extremely rebellious and can rival pinocchio in lying.
My oyekusibe(house keeper) : Just last week the bumbling idiot opened my door without knocking and saw me in my underwear...ass facing the door... the same thats missing ...he's been known to be a pervert in the past so i wouldn't be surprised if he stole them for sniffing purposes(the thought makes me want to puke) but you can't put it past it him.
My brothers: Closet drag queen's perharps...or being plain mischievous..
And so operashun show me ur payint..was on the way..
I called my cousin...examined her...it wasn't mine.Took her upstairs for a thorough serch of her box and told her if she was the culprit i was ready to enact one wrestling move on her ass.
But what i saw shocked me even further..as i searched he box i pulled out thong after thong after thong..after thong..
"Whats this i asked?"
"G-string's now,i dont wear pants anymore"
"You've stepped up shey, just let mumcy catch your up-and-coming ashawo ass and you'll know,she seized mine and you think she'll be all jolly to find out that u have like six,berra dispose of this contraband before i inform her"
"I wont repeat myself...if i can't wear thongs..no one can"
I did a thorough search of her belongings but found nothing with her.But she was still my number one suspect.
I proceeded to Mr. oyekusibe's quarter's while he cleaned the kitchen and searched every nook and cranny of his room but didnt come up with anything.
I checked my brother's room and mistakenly found their porn stash...lol..but i still didnt find it..i searched places where they couldnt possibly be...but i still came up empty.
The search tire me and i was getting extremely pissed.
I decided to retire back to my room to continue the search later...but i just kept suspecting my cousin..i brought her back for more interrogation...
"Have u asked mummy, she said"
Asked mummy for what?
"Maybe she borrowed it?"
Thunda faya that your blasphemous mouth...
"I know when ur lying...ur always trying to put the blame on someone else"
"Where is my
"i didn't take it aunty laide...
"Look T i will ask you only once and ill konk you till u die"
I pulled out my secret weapon: Blackmail
"Where's that love letter that so so and so gave you"
And i made as if i was going to give my dad
And she calls me back...
"Aunty laide! aunty laide...come back come back...am sorry.I took it.
Took it for what? i wore it
You se kini?
i wore them
Ill wash them for you
"So that whatwould happen?"
What about all yours?
They were all dirty and i just borrowed urs with hopes to wash them afterwards..
I think it was the holy spirit that was holding me back from giving the girl the tombstone cause i was ready to give her a back breaker.But i held myself back.....and that's how i solved the mystery of the stolen panties...
lol..m no sherlock holes but i try small sha.