Tuesday, 27 March 2007

It's memories like these that make being Nigerian so worth it!!

COMMERCIALS:cho cho choco milo,ajinomoto for super cooking,na eim i soak ma cloth inside new OMO,....i comot am, my cloth come dey smell new new saint saint na eim i just dey hear...omo...omowashes even brigter and it shows!!!!!!child>>>"mummy daddy is shaking!!!!"mom>>>Dundee ur daddy is not yet back...child>>>mummy daddy is shakin...moms runs down.......mom>>>"darlin wots da matter"dad>>>[in pain]"headache-pain'...feverish conditionmom>>> use medik five fiveShaky shaky daddy

The big black sweet wey get white stripes,na tom tom na im be tom tom, the swett wey get menthol wey dey clear throat nko o,na tom tom na im be tom tom,the sweet wey dey coole for body as u dey lick am o,na tom tom na im be betta sweet,tom tom na im be better sweet..em tom tom na wa...tom tom.

Ifesinachi transport limited hey!! the surest way for smoothu journey hey..our new new buses na guaranter..hey...our well trained workers na sure banker hey!!! anywhere wey u dey go IFESINACHI..put ur mind down..IFESINACHI...port harcourt.. onisha owerri aba..njoy ur money..IFESINACHI HEY..ifesinachi..

GAMES: As i was going to the market goin to the shop...He bought me icecream he bought me cake mama mama i feel so sick call the doctor quick quick doctor doctor will i die count up TO 10 and you will feel alright (cant think of the beginning)

SAYINGS / (SONGS/NURSERY RHYME) /

NAIJA YANZ :den go de pose den go dey denge denge...den den den..

I WILL TELL MUMMY FOR U!!SHUT UP UR MOUTH DAT U DID NOT BRUSH SINCE D DAY U WERE BORN.ME ME ME ME ME MUMMY WILL NOT CARRY YOU!!SHAME!

HULK HOGAN SHOW ME UR POWER-GEN ANODA ONE-GEN A BIGGER ONE GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN AND A SPECIAL ONE GENN

pissi pissi jangorova ..how are you...shame!

on ur wedding day, esin sin go be ur flower girl, akpoche go be ur wedding dress


Moin-moin fall for gutter (insert the name of someone u want to abuse) pick am chopoh oh oh oh its a disgrace waka shege tear ur pant and bye bye

when will marry,this year,next year lai lai forever

Everybody go school ur mama dey play ten ten ur papa dey smoke igbo

tear tear patch patch omo baba shoe maker

2 tayns 2 4 , 2 tayns tiri sis

if u ever sang these songs...

.h-i-p for the HIP for the HIPPOPO P-O-P-O

i remEMber when i was a soldier

we are hesh hesh pi pi y..HAPPY

e ki bo rocky, orobo kibo

if u are born in january stand up and dance, if u are born in February standup and dance...ariya, riya roses God bless u.

On my way, on my way to sailor's house, on my way on my way to sailor, sailor, visiting, sailor, sailor visiting, un, deux, trois..

There were two little black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul, fly away Peter, fly away paul now come back two little black birds and sit on the wall.

tinko tinko tinkoko tinko.konko konko

who is there?mister who!what do u want?i want some colors which colors....color RED

bla bla bla sheep have you any wool yea yea sir three bags full..

who stole d meat from the cooking pot?number1 stole d meat from d cooking pot..who me? yes who? it couldn't be, then who?

ONE TWO...BUCKLE MY SHOETHREE FOUR...KNOCK AT THE DOORFIVE SIX...PICK UP STICKSSEVEN EIGHT...LAY THEM STRAIGHTNINE TEN...A BIG FAT HENONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE...ONCE I CAUGHT A FISH ALIVESIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN...THEN I LET IT GO AGAINWHY DID YOU LET IT GO...BECAUSE IT BIT MY FINGER SOWHICH FINGER DID IT BITE...THIS LITTLE FINGER ON MY RIGHT

After round one original panadol extra...lol

my name is tina, i come from argentina, i drink maltina, which makes me thinner.

Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall and all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty dumpty together again.one ge carry water she no kno, mr. macaroni riding on a bicycle--------------------------------------
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IF U SANG:dis girl u tink sey u fyn i get another girl we fyn pass u..eh ..eh(2x)like my mother... she fyn pass u...berekete my sister.. she fyn pass u.......... berekete

My mother told me that she would buy me, another dolly bear if i was good good good a lil prayer come with my dolly bear,come with my dolly bear froever more a b c d ...1, 2, 3,4my name,my name,my name kpamurekejimy name is laide kpamurekejii come from lagoskpamurekejiand show me ur ikebe kpamurekeji keji keji keji keji ke kekpamurekejigarri swell up, garri swell up..hey hey hey hey....sumtin sumtinpaw paw is a kind of fruit,paw is a kind of fruite sweet like sugaryellow like fantaeverybody like paw paw paw paw

solomon grundy born on monday ......

Polly put tha kettle on Polly put the Kettle on and lets of have tea...We want to pray!We want to pray!

Close Ur eyes!(2ce)Put Ur hands together!(2ce)Say Ur prayer!(2ce)

SOME HAVE FOOD,BUT CANNOT EATSOME CAN EAT, BUT HAVE NO FOODWE HAVE FOOD AND WE CAN EATGLORY BE TO YOU OH LORD! AMEN!

The day is bright, it's bright and fair, oh happy day...Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!I will never steal from my mother's pot

Holiday is coming (2x)

"JUMBU MY SON I SENT U TO SCHOOL U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME,..U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME".........--------------------------------------
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when you screamed UP NEPA!!!!u say "give me dis thing NOW" not exactly saying dat u want it that very moment but just to stress ur need for it......u said let us play on the jangolova when u actually mean lets play on the swings or merry-go-round.
BREAKING TIME
FATHER CHRISTMAS
u said "NO OO!!! Ojuju Calabar
Madam koinkoin....if u see my mama-hosanna dress/shift for her so she can sit down.OYA,u guys should lap each other
wen GSM was still SHACKIN u u believed in the 3 ORANGE MEN banga, knockoutif u ever wore those socks with holes everywhere and u rolled them down, so it looked lyk a donut around your ankle
u always wanted to be on maltina moments during xmas time so u can be like "I want to make a request to my fada and my moda....alhaji and alhaji mukailah, my aunty iya ramota, my broda and my sista, rasaki and rukayat"--------------------------------------
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FOOD/LICKY LICKY:Indomie,zobo and kunu,korokoro, supreme ice-cream, gala sausage rollfanta chapman, fanta lemon, mirindaif u drank Just Juice, Jucee, Tandi Gurana,agege bread and PURE WATER Trebor, Malta, Eclairsprawn crackerssolo coke, orobo coke, designer rice...robot chewing gum, and sprint, kuli kuli, guguru and epa--------------------------------------
TV CHANNELS/PROGRAMMES:nta2-channel 5,ela ojukan,DBN,AIT,SILVERBIRD,CHANNELS,MIT
VFuji house of commotionPapa Ajasco and company....Wale Adenuga production. Miss Pepeye, boy Alinco and coSuper-story: Toyin tomato..etctales by moonlightSPEAK OWWWUTTTTKiddy Vision 101(its is time for kiddy vision 101 it is children television 101)CADBURY BREAKFAST TELEVISION..Passions--------------------------------------
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ENTERTAINERS:Baba fryodaddy showkeyBlackkyDanny WilsonShina petersOnyeka OwenuChi-Chi of Africa

PLACES/HANG OUT SPOT:WATER PARKS AND AMUSEMENT PARKS, IKOYI CLUB,MR BIGGS,TANTALIZERSFANTASYLANDPOLO CLUBbend-down select MarketTEJUOSHO-MEMORIES/TEXTS:"Ali and Simbi""Eze goes to school""Ifeanyi and Obi"any story with tortoise and lion my book of bible stories
TEXTBOOKS-EXERCISE BOOKS:QUEEN PREMIER UNDERSTANDING MATHEMATICS MACMILLIAN ENGLISH UGO C. UGOC.N. OKPARA NEW GENERAL MATHEMATICS ABABIOHIGHER EDUCATIONOXFORD NOTE BOOK STANDARD NOTEBOOK2A-ENGLISH2B-MATH WRITING BOOK WITH RED..

Leke leke give me white finger.

26 comments:

Olu said...

ok this one that you typed all that one na wa oh...lol...wait...i'm da first!!!

toby said...

nice one o. so u took out tyym to type all of that. they really bring good old memories, though. keep da flag flyin'. NAIJA4LIFE

omohemi Benson said...

LMAO, girl you have some memory,
Nice post.

scomiss said...

u are so funny...i'm actually going to post a video of my friends and i singing adverts....it was too stupid...lol

good memories

Waffarian said...

Sorah the tailor is your man

......if na me chop this rice, if na me chop this rice......

......this is the way to tell pharoah let my people go, this is the way to tell pharoah let my people go.....

The rivers of africa areeeeee, Ni niger, benue, congo, orange, limpopo, zambezi!


Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

web-o said...

Ha ...u forgot "ede time ede, remi ko ni iya, segun elere boolu odabo odabo kayode" lol. Good work.

Simply Gorgeous said...

Wow- you have sat and typed all of this. I like some of the commercials also.

exschoolnerd said...

@i didnt type it all oh...just some..i got some of the stuff from a site..but i remember them all..

Yosh said...

lmao! Worrahell! Gosh, those were funny. I do "tinko tinko" with my nieces. That doesn't fade!

And u forgot that yeye song, goes something like:

"In the morning, when I wake up, mosquito bite me, for my nyaaaash. I come scratch am, craw craw burst out. I went to doctor, doctor shoooouutt, Ah, injection! injection! Super craw craw". De use it for dissing sha.

FIFI said...

LOL!!!! IM PISSING MY SELF!!!
ADS: GALA OH MY MAMA, GALA OHHH MY PAPA, GALA OHH EE TASTE NA BAMBA-GALA NA ORIGINAL SAUSAGE ROLL WEY GET COW MEAT FOR INSIDE OHHHH..GALA OHHH E TASTE NAA BAMBA!!

WASHAMAN DRY CLEANERS ARE PLENTY IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD

SOAP AD-LAIDE DE DE OHHH O DARA, PARFUM JELLY TIWA NI!!! ORO NI ORO!!!

Calabar Gal said...

The nursery rhymes and the songs we used to sing in nursery school bring back some fond memories.
That was some trip down memory lane u just took us on.

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

exschoolnerd, YE!!!!!! U r a razz!!!! confirmed!!!!! see me dey look like u liek say u be correct babe lol. weting be janglova??? kai???

but on a serious note brings back memories sha!!!

Simply Gorgeous said...

I have left a message for you on Yosh's page go and read and come back.

vindication through innocence said...

babe.I was just catchin trips off this ur blog...too mush!!!

obinwanne said...

Laide... you really get time ooohhhh? i can remember the OMO one... as i cut the fish, na so the blod go pure for mai cloth, oil go stain am, even charcoal go stain am... as i soak am inside omo, na so e come dey smell... OMO....ur OGBOMGE WASHING POWDER.....hahahahaahah naija nawaooohhh. nice post... check me out.

Anonymous said...

ok i have seen this before, on one group on facebook titled "if u remeber this, then u definately grew up in the naija hoodies..". so who is the original author of this piece, u or the creator of that group?

exschoolnerd said...

@yosh..never heard that song before o! but it sure is disgusting.

@lol @ fifi..how cud i have forgotten that laide de oh advert..when they used my name sef..and i ws even made fun of with it as a kid.

@calabar..was happy to take u down memory lane

@36inches of brown legs...lol...i be correct babe oh..forget...u never hear say razz is the new kool.

@V.T.I..thnx babe

@obiwanne...lol...abi..joblessness is not good.


@anonymous...if u read my reply above...ull see that i said i didnt write all this..but i did write some of them...
Whether or not i got them from anywhere..i just wnted to share some old memories with my blogpals..this are all stuff i remember...and m happy i didnt have to type it all.

Simply Gorgeous said...

Go and read your new message. You wnat war go and find it now.

Olu said...

still laughing at ur post

exschoolnerd said...

stop stalking my blog olu!

bimbylads said...

u are nuts!!! lol.. nice one.. that took me waaaaaaay back home meen..

especially 'zoo zan zoo and away we go..

Nyemoni said...

hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhohohohohohohohohohHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOH

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

this brings back such memories. so funny. well done

dolly said...

U forgot these ones...Ose ST mare oo e, Ikan dara fun iwe lasan , ikand dara fun aso fifo

gugru oloyin odun momi lene miba lowo min bara, min bara fun modina, alangba sowo nu ofi iyoku gba bolu it is a goal ore mi wonti fe pa e pelu ibon

Food: Ofio, eyin alangba, balewa, kokoro

Anonymous said...

there are lots of other things nigerian u cud add like marching songs that we use in primary skoolz like "whereever u go..gogogongo, wherever u live..sisi eko, do not say yes when u mean to say no...baba ibadan... and lots more cheers

femme said...

omg! i laffed so hard, i almost pissed myself.
i actually remeber doing saying and singing all that. chai! maybe its not so bad not being butta.
i also loved 'goody goody's back, with so much fun to it' .

and i was always jealous of those people whose socks could roll and make the donuts even tho my mum tried to assure me my socks were probably better than theirs. but as children u dont care about quality all u want is to fit in.

nice post, nice memories