Monday, 19 March 2007

so em......

Now that my life is back on track on school is back on my life menu i am quite elated oh..very very..u see ehn i was out of school for a year and a half and i just saw my life crumbling in front of me...after being jammed by jamb several times wil i have to endure the same jamming...i didnt even enter school thru jamb but diploma in lag and i heard the exams where now as difficult and ever and me wey be olodo was there any guarantee i'd pass it.

Well i'll talk about this some other time sha but ive finally solved my school probs ...thank God o...and am in my second year now and the future seems brighter than ever...God punish all my enemies...hahaha...u thought u had me shey? Gaan and demand a refund from prophet esu ni baba mi...the thing didnt work...this girl is going to be what she's supposed to be oh.

This chick has big plans for her sef...and she's gonna get this first degree over with and start making that paper by God's grace oh...like i told my new akwa ibom friend...lets call him- Mbok!...lol

Me sef wan dey sing ' the shoes on my feet i bourrit, the car am driving i bourrit, the house am living i bourrit ,i depend on me if i wannit'

and so that in the future when papa ikenna is having brain touch and he orders the gateman, musibau to throway all my belonging outside his mansion gate ill just hop into my gallardo and drive to my own mansion...i can't shout!

So yeah am happy am back in school..

But some people definately are not....they want to cut my life short...like this mad man oh that almost hit me.

Yesterday pupcy sent me on an errand so i dragged my cousin along cause as i am buying,she is carrying..that girl must think am a winsh...that's how she'll start grumbling like that stupid dog 'mutley' in wacky races....when i turn around...she'll start smiling...then when i turn back the grumbling will start.

Anyways on our way back one human being...who probably thought he was in some nascar race was speeding like hell down our street...wetin dem dey pursue u.... you know how when u watch a movie and aomethings about to fall on someone below and the person is just looking at it and doesnt move..and ur shouting 'move ode! move, the thing is going to fall on you move' that was how it was for me...i couldnt move....my legs didnt move an inch even though i wanted them to...all i could think of was "so this car is going to hit me"....and just as it was about to hit my cousin to pulled me off the road...i swear if it wasnt for my cousin...u'd have heard something happened to ur beloved exschoolnerd oh!my heart was beating faster than ever, people were screaming..'are u ok, are u fine....i was scared...i dont want to swear for the dude sha cause he'll get his....the fool just sped off.

When i tell u that there are some people in some forest ..naked, holding a chicken and chanting my name laide! laide! laide! ...you'll say am lying...but lets liff that matter.God dey!

I've started writing poetry again, i stopped for a while cause of the many issues i was trying to resolve but once again ive got my poetry mojo back and am loving it.I'll post some poems i recently composed very soon..

I gata run now...i have a curfew u know..am not like all of u that can stay out late...i hate u all..and can go out all night..i have a 5 o'clock curfew...at my age oh....5 o'clock how does my father expect me to get married...5'o clock is not enough oh.....what if my future husband only comes back from work by 8pm how will he see me...this thing tire me when am not akon that they'll be locking me up...and when i they'll say 'this is my house if u dont like my rules leave'..like if i wanted to leave they'll let me....

ehen ehen before i go lemme address one issue because the 'Ibo boys association of naija' have attacked me on this. Before they send me parcel bomb...or acid bomb sef..for the record 'I DONT HATE IBO BOIS/MEN' biko nu am half ibo myself...and i have only ever dated dudes from the east if i hated yall so much would i do that.The fact that most of the dudes that approach me are ibo and they always have one scoin-scoin or the other is not my fault...yoruba bois dont have my time...and me sef no send them...i dont hate my ibo bois oh...xcept them tejuosho ones..those ones deserve the hate....so pls biko my ibo peeps...lets leave matter...you wouldn't believe how many people have called me out on this...trae included who said he hates my 'odikwa riski riski riski' lol.....gat nothing but ibotic love for yall.

IGBO KWENU....HAY!!!..KWENU!!!..KWE....KWE NU O!!!!

14 comments:

obinwanne said...

hey... you must thank God for sparing ur life, that just confirmed that you've got a purpose on earth, and it shall come to pass...... take care and post some poetry for us... bikoooooo...... u said u're half igbo.... tell us about it...

azuka said...

Well, for saving you, you can dash the cousin an extra 'payint'

Simply Gorgeous said...

Ex- the same cousin you are always getting ready to strangle is the one that saved you. How ironic! Is it the same one who wears your panties?

Mr.Fineboy said...

lol! chcken ke? lovely blog!!!! ur cousin dey suffer for nothing o! she loves u!

Papa Ikenna...TRAE said...

Laide! Odikwa risky risky risky. Na wah to you oh. Cos I blog-spoke about you, you returned the favour. Nothing do you sha, I got Igbotic love for you too.

exschoolnerd said...

@obiwanne.....yes o! i thanked God o!...will post some poetry very soon

@azuka...that isnt a bad idea o!0one pant it is.

@simply gorgeous..yes the same cousin oh..i didnt know she even liked me...

@fineboy...i can see that now o!

@papa ikenna....i got nothing but love for u to sweets..thanx for the text..made me smile.

Anonymous said...

Hey gurl. Just stumbled across your blog from facebook you are a great writer and very creative too. Keep doing what u do.

Olu said...

Yo...i must say that your blog is going nuclear...spreading like wild fire...i'm spreading it via wprd of mouth, text messagin, emails ati gbo gbo e...lol
Good job...this is something i have always wanted to do and now you've inspired me...i'ma start working on mine

Elle Woods said...

wow..never seen anybody so excited bout school before.

chidi said...

i think u owe God thanks 4 saving ur life! its not easy o!

Yosh said...

"...move ode! move, the thing is going to fall on you move..."

Hahahahaha! That sounded close enough sha. Thank God for your life. I can't recount how many times peeps speed thru that Oluwalogbon street junction, or even the cramped Ikosi road, doing some 100-120, it's crazy! Sha, be careful.

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exschoolnerd said...

@ANONYMOUS...thanx for the holler..appreciate it.

@olu...thanx for doing gbegborun for my blog..will be sure to remember u wen i blow up..and cnt wait to read ur entries..

@ellewoods...once uv been out of school as long as i was ud be happy to be bck and its not like am all giddy with excitment cause school rox...its more like i cnt wait to get it over with now...

@chidi...abi o! thank God!

@Yosh..funny thing is i heard that someone got hit on that same road the whole thing happened to me..so God was really at work...cause it was a close call..

bimbylads said...

lolllllll.. ive not finished reading and im LMAO... lolllllllllllll ok.. lemme go back..

Anonymous said...

ma sjekke:)