The blackmailer gets blackmailed..
Wonders shall never end sha......
Okay yesterday that yellow paw-paw resembling razz ibo boy they called obinna was supposed to come over to my crib but the goat came very late...i wanted him to come early so we'd like have the house to ourselves and all..but no...he had to come two hours later when Mr.Oyekusibe was around...anyways no wahala...
So we are chilling in the parlour but it's too open to get up to any mischief plus e remain small make Mr. oyekusibe throway one of im eyeball inside parlour make e dey look the thing wey we dey do...and i didnt want to give him something to talk about so we make our way to the other parlour...where i could scope the car park very well incase mumcy and pupcy decide to make an unannounced entrance...so we can arrange ourselves sharp sharp...
I tell obinna that if my mumcy just walks in and sees us its from the entrance that she'll use her bag and stone me.
So we went to the other parlour o!..i opened the curtain well well...i still didnt feel comfortable and we decided to go under the stairs...lol..there r chairs under the stairs oh...but from there someone could see you from upstairs but the only two people around where mr oyekusibe who was busy cooking the poison he calls food and my cousin who was sleeping upstairs...or so i thought..
Anyways sha omo girl was a lil bit horny and all and am kinda attracted to obinna and he is too..so it was only a matter of time before we hooked up(i sound like dem laguna beach beeshes)
Okay so kpa kpa kpa we play doctor,teasher.conductor..gbo gbo e...and we make our way back to the other parlour...only for my brother to just walk in 5minutes later..meaning if i had listened to that alakoba called obinna my brother would have gbabed me ehn...
Anyway obinna leaves around 5 and i go back home..
Later in the evening in the parlour with my brother watching t.v, my cousin blurts out
"Aunty laide i saw what you were doing with that your friend oh"
chinehhhhhke!...see dis small evil witch.
I look at my brother to see if he heard...he looks back and smiles...
I grab her arm and pull her upstairs...
You saw me doing what?
Smiling sheepishly...."I Saw what you and your friend where doing'
"Wo if you can't say what you saw just gerrrooout from my site jare"
"You kissed each other and you were now sitting on his laps...i saw you from the library'
"Your a fool,u saw me doing what...you've started lying again'
"It's true i saw you,i even saw you when u knelt down and you (CENSORED)
ehm..mo da run
'we weren't doing anything,he was just helping me check something in my hair'
'Its a lie i saw you, you were....
"thunda faya you if u finish that sentence'
I sha saw you and ill tell mumcy...
'con here,say what?
'i'll tell mumcy if you report anything i've done'
.......i Laughed.This girl used to be scared of me before oh..a few brests and butt cheeks laters and she's threathning moi..
I've told you times without number that before them born you,them born me....
first of all i have like 7 things i still need to report your ass for and since everybody knows that lying is both your talent and hobby...who will they believe.
'But i saw you, i saw you and ill tell daddy'
*Ye!, holding cheeks*...Acting like she wants to cry
Better behave yourself your not a small girl anymore...whats crying you?
Now you did not see me doing anything..and if you want to see my blue,red,and yellow eye all together go and say what you did not see...
By the time i woze that your evil eye it will stop co-operating with you..
"your mouth like you saw me"
"Hey your trying to blacmail me...for that sef where's that letter that idiyoot sent you asking the both of you to take covenant..your own has spoilt today...covenant in this house.."
"After our MFM deliverances...let mummy just see if..woe betide you..infact lets go sef..
"Ah aunty laide...sorry sorry..okay i wont tell"
"you wont tell what,whats there to tell..tell now...oya go and tell now sef
(fear they catch me oh,but i just wanted to call her bluff)
"Am not telling anything am sorry,please dont give it to mummy'
'Nonsense,dont lemme hear that thing come out from your mouth again..you saw me doing something and you now said it infront of brother T.
*I hiss and walk out*
Chei..close call...i just hope iv einstilled the fear of mummy in her long enough for her to shut up.
I saw you doing something....sawers club...silly ram.