Guess who am with now......no not kanye west...haba..no no..not satan.....na u go meet satan..no not father christmas... Guess guess now.....Hmm....Omohemi...i met her today...it's weird how we met but we did meet n it wasn't planned and she seems like such a lovely person someone i'd love to get to know better...
I promise my next post is goint to be the completion on my BLOGPLAY okay?...na just owu dey blow me....but ill post it soon.
well my weeks been fine,my worlds been revolving round this friend imoh i've been tlking to lately..we used to talk before and something happened and we didnt tlk for a long while,tunrs out helost his fone...he's from akwa ibom...how come i keep meeting people from that side lately, anyways we have this bet that by May 9th he would have suceeded in making me fall in love with him...hehehe...and am trying everything possible to put him offf..kinda like that movie"How to lose a guy in 10 days"....he's such a stud, he's a tv actor, a producer, sexy, lovely person and all.Extremely funny and witty....okay he told me to say all this...we talk alot sha...and he's so going to lose his bet.
Ever since MTN introduced "free midnight calls" my night has never been the same, i rarely sleep and since i dont call my friends on the daily i make up by calling them at that time,so there's usually go slow on my line...i could be talking and have like 6 calls waiting....am hot like that!....lol....ill now have to start sharing time...1:03 to 1:34 for emeka, 2:00 to 2:25 for ibrahimoh, 4:00 to 4:15 to dismiss makinde...lol...currazzy stuff.And there's been a lot of midnight toasting...This one time i was talking to this dude.....and well i was lying on the bed and i noticed one evil movement i know all too well...a flying cockroach.
I f u see the kain race i pick ehn,i flung my fone it scattered all over the fone...flew out of the door and found myself outside...nightshirt and only kpata ..panting..trying to catch my breath..mission impossible stuvs i swear...Tom cruise has got nothing on the kain stunt i pull sef....chei...i wounded my knee...ko ni da fun cockroach yen(e no go better for that cockroach)....so there i was only in kpata and shirt praying pupsie doesnt come and see me....i peep into my room and the cockroach is just flying mad...chei! Feeling cool with himself probably singing
"This is why am hot, this why am hot, this is why,this is why, this is why am hot,am hot cause when i fly, u aint cause u run,"
Okay oh we go see...
where will i sleep tonite oh....my cousin is still in the room..that one can sleep thru a cyclone....anyways i need to wake my cousin so she could help me kill the cockroach or am sleeping on the corridor...the library is occupied,my brother and i aren't tlking...my mums bed is full of stuff..and my mum is sleeping on my dads bed...downstairs is a no-no cause that's them cockroahces playground....so i just have to sleep in my room.
You have better luck waking up a hibernating bear than my cousin....i could see the roach wasnt moving so i snuck in...my heart beating trying to wake my cousin..my eyes never leaving the cockroach...i was tapping the yeye girl,she didnt wake up...she's used to mumbling some incessant rubbish whenever u wake her..like sleep talking..a while back i used to write them down for her to see when she woke up...bt i was delivered from the spirit of joblessnes..THANK God.
"T please wake up."
with sleep in her eyes
"The sugar has eaten the parrot"
WHAT? what is this one saying...wake up jare
"OOOOOhhhhh, I put it back in the packet"...
"You put what back in the packet, better wake up jare i said as i pinched her...
"YEH!!!, she screams and she eyes me...
Please ehn help me kill that cockraoch...she dozes back to sleep...wake up now i dont wnt the cockroach to escape....i hand her a shoe
i quickly leave the room....and close the door...i didnt hear anything at first.
i open the door and she's sleeping again...see this yeye...i pinch her again..wake up now...pls help me kill the cockroach...i run out and close the door..
this time i hear her hitting one thing on the other...if this girl doesnt kill this cockroach ehn, she'll do night vigil till she sees the cockroach and kills it.
After a while..she comes out with the dead cockraoch...i had never been happier...this is why ur dead,this is why ur dead,this is why this is why this is why ur dead...oloshi....bastard..devil pikin...want me to sleep in corridor..make one other ashawo cockroach enter my yansh...idiyoot.
I shake her and promise her some dough the next day.....if not for my cousin ehn...i wouldnt have slept that night....i picked up up fone...call mr toaster...and he's like...i heard u screaming like someone was about to murder u what happened....i couldnt say cockroach...because he might be thinking "Which kain wereh be dis"....guess the stupid reason i gave...something fell on me...a box!....sometimes ehn..didirin per excellence.