you would never believe who i saw recently.... a primary school classmate of mine..its always so lovely when u meet primary school peeps..secondary school peeps..not so much...
We were in the same class in St Gloria's nur n pry and her real name is actually Alero...the way she got the name Mercy is the most hilarious thing ever...okay lemme gist u amebo's.
We were having Social studies and the teacher was writing one long yeye note on the board...
Me i was dere thinking..oooooh this social studies don tire man pikin sef...which kain never ending note be this..
.then someone shouts from the back
hmmm!!! something is smelling
Arrgh can u smell the smell ?another person answers...
Yes! i can hear the smelling!!
Uncle somebody has mess oh!
Even the ones that can't smell anything will join in...anything to disrupt the yeye social studies class..
then one mischievous boy henry was like "It's coming from alero's side"...lol..they always pick the fat kid..
"Is Alero that mess!"
Alero squeeze face like the mess itself.
"Ah uncle i didint mess oh, i didint mess!It's a lie, henry why are you lying on me now!
But the damage was already done..
"Messi messi janglova how are you shame"
Mess mess you want to block our nose.
Alero started crying..stand up from my sit before you mess there too..
i didnt mess now!
i.. i... i only polluted the hair.
everybody starts laughing..
Pls eyin blog readers which one sounds more disatrous
omo yen o ni brain ra ra ra ra..u need to mess with skills..like me..when i was in pry school...ill scratch my desk on the floor so it will drown the noise of the mess..and blame it on my seat partner...lol...just incase someone is smelling the smell..lol
From then we started calling her Mercy...as in Messi- messi...i dont think anyone ever called her alero anymore...
am sure if mess dey worry am for class e go warn am well... "You! what is wrong with you? are u a bastard?where are u going to? the shame wey u dash me the last time no do you? better respect urself and fall back..idiot!!!
I reminded her about it and she laughed..am sure inside she was cursing me...useless beesh...can't even forget something i did in primary school.
Meanwhile some people dont Mess with sense...like my cousin..
i'v warned her.If your ass is near my face - not a good time
If u are naked- Mos definately not a good time
If u are naked and ur ass is near my face- Hells no! Lightening demolish that ur diirty ass.
I mean didnt yall read the Messing handbook?
Another good messer is one of my bro's...hmmm..heavy weight champion..if there's a sport called Messing, he'll mess up any contender(no pun intended)
The other one is a reformed chronic Messer ..i swear it used to be bad when he was younger..as in..we'll be hiding asking each other where's t? where's he....he's coming!!!! run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He used to dish out some deadly designer ehn...Thank God for adulthood...
okay lemme savour what is left of our family image..we are not all Messers .after all every body Messes including simply gorgeous.
Well not me..fine girls dont....we just 'let one rip'..sounds cuter...lol..
Seems like my BLOGPLAY might enter part 3..lol..meanwhile i havent posted it cause its long and i made semovita and the thing has dabarued my hand ehn..chei..that thing is hard... but ill post it soon enough...