Wednesday, 11 April 2007

I Saw Mercy!!!!!

Ha! ha!

you would never believe who i saw recently.... a primary school classmate of mine..its always so lovely when u meet primary school peeps..secondary school peeps..not so much...

We were in the same class in St Gloria's nur n pry and her real name is actually Alero...the way she got the name Mercy is the most hilarious thing ever...okay lemme gist u amebo's.

We were having Social studies and the teacher was writing one long yeye note on the board...

Me i was dere thinking..oooooh this social studies don tire man pikin sef...which kain never ending note be this..

.then someone shouts from the back

hmmm!!! something is smelling

Arrgh can u smell the smell ?another person answers...

Yes! i can hear the smelling!!

Uncle somebody has mess oh!

Even the ones that can't smell anything will join in...anything to disrupt the yeye social studies class..

then one mischievous boy henry was like "It's coming from alero's side"...lol..they always pick the fat kid..

"Is Alero that mess!"

Alero squeeze face like the mess itself.

"Ah uncle i didint mess oh, i didint mess!It's a lie, henry why are you lying on me now!

But the damage was already done..

"Messi messi janglova how are you shame"
Mess mess you want to block our nose.

Alero started crying..stand up from my sit before you mess there too..

i didnt mess now!

i.. i... i only polluted the hair.

everybody starts laughing..

Pls eyin blog readers which one sounds more disatrous

omo yen o ni brain ra ra ra ra..u need to mess with skills..like me..when i was in pry school...ill scratch my desk on the floor so it will drown the noise of the mess..and blame it on my seat partner...lol...just incase someone is smelling the smell..lol

From then we started calling her Mercy...as in Messi- messi...i dont think anyone ever called her alero anymore...

am sure if mess dey worry am for class e go warn am well... "You! what is wrong with you? are u a bastard?where are u going to? the shame wey u dash me the last time no do you? better respect urself and fall back..idiot!!!


I reminded her about it and she laughed..am sure inside she was cursing me...useless beesh...can't even forget something i did in primary school.

Meanwhile some people dont Mess with sense...like my cousin..

i'v warned her.If your ass is near my face - not a good time

If u are naked- Mos definately not a good time

If u are naked and ur ass is near my face- Hells no! Lightening demolish that ur diirty ass.

I mean didnt yall read the Messing handbook?

Another good messer is one of my bro's...hmmm..heavy weight champion..if there's a sport called Messing, he'll mess up any contender(no pun intended)

The other one is a reformed chronic Messer ..i swear it used to be bad when he was younger..as in..we'll be hiding asking each other where's t? where's he....he's coming!!!! run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He used to dish out some deadly designer ehn...Thank God for adulthood...

okay lemme savour what is left of our family image..we are not all Messers .after all every body Messes including simply gorgeous.


Well not me..fine girls dont....we just 'let one rip'..sounds cuter...lol..


Seems like my BLOGPLAY might enter part 3..lol..meanwhile i havent posted it cause its long and i made semovita and the thing has dabarued my hand ehn..chei..that thing is hard... but ill post it soon enough...

22 comments:

יושה (Yosh) said...

hahahahaha...u and SG, ehn!? We'll have to clear a blog-brawl ground for you two...hahahaha

"Yes! i can hear the smelling!!"...roflmao! The kind of conversation Elementary sch. kids have ehn....

Ugo Daniels said...

Simply hilarious and overwhelmingly amazing.

lol @ can you smell the smell & Yes, i can hear the smell...BUwahahahaha

Olu said...

3rd!!!

Olu said...

i sure say u be ogbonla messer...lol...wheres part 2 now?

SCOMISS said...

omg! you had me laughing all over the place, they must think i am crazy in the office...

exschoolnerd said...

@olu..thunda faya u..na u be ogbonla messer.lol...see ur head..berra gaan update ur blog..

Simply Gorgeous said...

I have been diagnosed by Dr. S.O. Sexy as being incapable of amassing a mess. I have never messed in my life. I am disgusted by you and your family's nasty behavior. Poor alero... see... if you would have called me that still I would have dealt with you seriously...

For using my name I will break your head for you...

bimbylads said...

lolllllllllllll... ur a clown...cant ever get tired of saying so

Calabar Gal said...

Uncle Somebody mess oh!! And we'd be dead serious about it. LOL!! True Talk. Primary School was great fun!!

omohemi Benson said...

Lord have mercy, lol.
You and the pupils wey go una school are just crazy.

Primary school days lol.

Mess ati a lil rip kini difference?

temmy tayo said...

this is 3 funny. i can smell the smell from here.

Waffarian said...

Mess? heheheheh, long time since i heard that!

dairy of a G said...

yo quick fast check my blog out ASAP

law_damsel said...

Mess talk??? ex! if i b Mercy i shant 4 give u..kai..loll

dolly said...

can u smell the smell,,yes i can hear the smell

very funny

chicala said...

hahahahaha, i didnt pollute the 'hair', lol! funy as hell.

Seun said...

hahahahahahaah chai!!!dis is so funny!!
who remembas dis song

HOW MESS NA BOLA
BOLA SAY NA TEACHER
TEACHER SAY NA OLU
OLU SAY NA MUMMY
MUMMY SAY NO WORRY
NA MY YANSH MESS AM
PUUUUUUUUUUU

deng!!!evrybody dey mess mehn..

Simply Gorgeous said...

Ma in-law- ex I need your help to warn Waffarian and idemili. There head done scatter...Please warn them o...

Anonymous said...

yo my aunt saw my blog so i had to delete it sha....thats why i'm MIA...but i'll bounce back soon....i have them saved somewhere....take care! Olu

chidi said...

you know, i would really want to meet some of my freinds from primary school. Yes i want to see the ones from when i was in high school but you know we all grew up with our freinds from primary school so it would be so good to run into them.

BabaAlaye said...

Hilarious. There should be a messer award

REDRIBS said...

"if there's a sport called Messing, he'll MESS up any contender" Nice choice of words, lol.

messing na normal tin now, I dey even mess as I dey fill in my comment, Laide's blog just got me in the mood, lol.