Monday, 23 April 2007

So So So SCANDALOUS!!!

Ok I know how bill Clinton felt with the monica lewinsky scandal.

Cause ive had my own fair share of scandals.yes oh at the tender age of 10.i stumbled on one letter i was sent when i was 10 by a boy i fancied.lemme gist u..wait now!! Na so the gist dey do u…

So my mum owns a private nursery and primary school and I used to go there often after school or when I was on hols to chill and all.I was in jss2 then and I was 10 and there was this cutie in primary 6 called tunji…but we were the same age oh b4 u think I was some toy-boy hunting lil sugar mummy…

Ehen I don’t know how it started but we started sending letters back and forth,it must have been me who started cause I was a lil ashawo back then.i’d give the letters to a dude-peter who lived on my estate and was in the same class as him or to his cute lil sister temi, and whenever I didn’t go to my mums school he’d pass the letters thru my friend peter(who probably read it)

Anyways I remember this one time he sent me a letter and quoted Celine Dion lyric’s inside…chaineke oh! Back then if someone sends u celine dion lyrics it must be love…nothing else..
“you were my eyes’s when I couldn’t see, you were my voice when I couldn’t speak, you where my ears when I couldn’t hear…wait oh..was that in the song…sha…u saw the best there was in me, lifted me up when I couldn’t sumthing…u sumthing sumthing cause u believed...am thankful for each day because u loved me…chei!

I read the letter three times, laide I love u, I need u I miss u…I just want 2 KISSSSSSSSSSS U!!!…Oluwa o! I was on fire….i placed the letter on my chest and imagined sweet thoughts…oh tunji I love u!

I replied that evening with my own song….”you know u know u are my lover baby, u got me twisted…..chei ive murdered the lyrics..but twisted by keith sweat sha...i told him I wanted to kiss,him hold him…love him…chei I was bad o! and at that tender age sef….but we never did anything like touch..haba! ten year olds! I know ten year old boys of nowadays are young womanizers in the making who hold a Phd in quaving and can teach some older men a thing or two but not back then…we never went to the toilet to do show and tell of our individual organs…


Anyways our forbidden love affair continued and we’d send love letters and id tag along in the school bus when they wer going to drop him at home just so I could sit next to him and we could hold hands…it was all so so sweet and pure and lovely…

Until one day….i was prancing about in my mums school and we never send letters during school hours so we don’t get caught…but I couldn’t help it…I just needed to send a letter to him…oloshi like me..sent one primary 3 girl to give him the letter…the class teacher saw it…carried tunji to the headmistress-my mum…who then sent someone to call me…MO DA RON!

She was like did u write this letter to tunji, I nodded..gosh I felt so ashamed…
“don’t u know your in jss2 and ur writing love letters to a primary six boi?”

I almost said….but we are the same age….that would have been a huge mistake…


They asked tunji for his side…he said I was the one who started sending letters and I told him he must reply…and he only replied cause I said he must and he was scared…

E WO! Tunji denied me…they asked him repeatedly but he said the same thing…u don’t know the magnitude of this thing oh…peter denied jesus three times..tunji denied me four times!!!

Ah I was heart broken…He should have boldly declared his love for me and told my mother…yes I love ur daughter and I intend to marry her…in the next 10years..but he didn’t…Tunji broke my heart..mumcy talked to me and I think Uncle pankele and aunty koboko even paid me a vist when we got home…
I Didnt go to my mums school for a while...my news was all over...

All I could think of was that evil teacher, she was jealous of what me and tunji had,is it my fault that she had never experienced love like that,idiyooot! Heffalump resembling thing…

From that day I had an ice box where my heart used to be oh…I was cold….so cold that when Peter the dude on my estate…wanted to take over from tunji by sending me candy rain lyrics….i was like candy wat….i don’t dream of any candy coated anything…so if u don’t want candy coated slaps u’ll desist from sending me any letters…stupid idiot!

Oh tunji! U messed up big time…wish I could see him though.he’s probably in the university now…or maybe jamb is still jamming his ass for breaking my heart….hehehehehe.

17 comments:

Anuoluwapo said...

Haba... well i have had my own fair share... i think i kissed a girl when i was 5yrs old or so... after watching a movie called hot bubble gum, lol funny.... and the thing is i was never caught oh...

genius4life said...

laughin my hearts out oo.had a similar experience bak then sha.
i dey gbadun ur write ups jare.

exschoolnerd said...

@anu...at five!!! and i tot i was bad.
@genius...thnx sweets.

Nigerican said...

Ex i think u over posted u're post oh (3x)lol.Don't mind that Tunji , i'm sure if he sees u now he'll never in his right mind deny u .

Anthony Arojojoye said...

Wetin u want make d poor boy do when ur mama is the headmistress? U want make dem expel am for harassing the headmistress's daughter? Wot would he tell his peeps back home what made them expel him?

Waffarian said...

heheheheheh, abeg, this kind laughter!

uknaija said...

very funny

Mr.Fineboy said...

LMAO! You're hilarious o! Tunji deny u str8, who wan chop cane? Nice one, I laugh tire!

BabaAlaye said...

Leighdee!!! O sick gan! Candy coated slaps. LMAO!!!

Simply Gorgeous said...

You and your romances- ex- I am still waiting for part 2 of the story with you and your nigerian cinderella story. Please hurry up and post it.

יושה (Yosh) said...

"sumthing...sumthing...sumthing..." lmao!

dolly said...

ur love denied u 4times, who wan chop cane

nice post

Pink-satin said...

lol...this is too funny..see as tunji deny you straight up..nice blog

kaydee said...

Lol! At Age 10,i don cane almost every girl for our "Face Me,i slap you house" doing "mummy and Daddy" One day,One girl Papa nabbed me caning his daughter.Thank God ma Grandma was the Landlord(Lady). I remembered when Ridwan was caught with Alice,He was tied to the antenna pole. We were just too young to understand what we were doing back then.Tunji is really a smart kid. Correct boy!

omohemi Benson said...

Gilr, where you at,update!

exschoolnerd said...

arrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhh i just met omohemi.

Nyemoni said...

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarotflmao....lmao.lol...girl, you are such a trip!