I am offering my brain at a giveaway price, it’s not old, its in good condition.. It’s not even second hand it can pass for tokunbo. I mean I’ve only used it once or twice.
Okay at times I just have this random bouts of stupidity where I just do very very stupid things that I get to regret much later.It happens once in a while but every time it happens ud think I’d learn..but no!!!
Infact hold on sef, let me give myself a dirty slap!!
I went out with this dude which can be classified as one of my many stupid moments…u see ehn…Ok he seemed like a nice chap (seemed being the key word)..At first I just wanted to be there for him cause he seemed to have loads of problems…he was from a polygamous home, mumcy was separated from dad, he was rebellious, drinking, partying, smoking and not taking school seriously and I thought somehow I could make a change in his life….the mother Theresa that I thought I was…so yeah we hung out and all…but it led to the both of us going out and all…I didn’t love him but I just cared a great deal about this wounded soul..he just seemed like his life was so devoid of love…and I thought if he knew at least someone cared about him it’d soften him and he’d change..
But he turned out to be jealous, possessive and a tad bit violent…instead of that my inner voice/split personality/imaginary friend called LIGHDEH that usually gives me mental konks to konk the hell out of me and tell me to run away the heffer just stayed silent.
Who’s a heffer?
Oh so you are awake now, when I was rubbing kerosene all over my body and heading for fire instead of you to warn me you just stayed silent, aren’t u supposed to be the voice of reasoning,the one that slaps me upside my head when am about to do something stupid.
Beesh, I can’t baby u all the time, when have u ever listened to me sef? Love nwatin tin mother Theresa oshi…want to change someborri that’s not willing to change himself..
This babe..meeen!! c see ehn…r u a bastard..i’ll treat your fuck up oh…
(omigosh ive gone bonkers am talking to myself)
There are times when he’d take my fone and start going thru all the msgs and would be like I don’t want to see all this msgs here tomorrow…and I’ll be like shuooo…say what…ehn u don’t have to see it now…all u have to do is not go thru my fone…any wahala there?
If we are walking on the road and I see someone that I know and I go up and say hi or I wave fear will be catching my that this guy will not just embarrass me with one heavy abara..
We went somewhere once and I saw a friend of mine and when I was going he chilled for me at the exit and I had to tlk to him…when I got out homeboy was like that ur friend was waiting for u ehn, I dnt want that to ever happen again, whenever your with me you must not talk to any other guy…
The stupid heffer of an inner voice didn’t tell me to run then oh!
Whenever I say am leaving he’ll be like your going to see your other lovers shey, laide I know your seeig other people behind my back…That stuff used to drive me insane cause I wans’t doing nothing like that..what did he take me for?
At one point after I started showing him that am not like all the other swegbe’s he used to shout at before and they’d take it..he started apologizing and changing his tone with me and I thought I was making progress..
Obinna told me to be careful and all and just know what I was doing, I thought I did,it was fun…he was okay company and plus he was my lil make-sane project….instead of me to just him be..
He hated obinna with a passion cause every nite he’d call and be like who were u talking to and I say obinna..and he’d be like “you better not let me meet that Obinna of a boy..shey he’s ur lover”…and am like wtf?!?!?
So the accusations flowed everyday, the fuck-u’s continued…the pushing and shoving, and the shouting and the possessiveness but I just felt it was because of the kind of life he has lived and if I leave now he’ll get worse..
Get out now…no…was still doing mother Theresa, I can change him, I can change him…
Until he did something that I just couldn’t forgive him for and that was the camel that broke the straw’s back…yes oh…not the other way round…
Even after then I was still pitying him but hefferella here…finally started speaking and told me to just leave him alone…I can’t force someone who doesn’t want to change to change..He said we should do a sequel of our failed relationship,the first one was no box office hit so why would I want to invest my everything in a proposed flop…I said MBA!!!
I told him it was over he abused the shege out of my life…I said okay.no wahala no be me sey make I go out with pesin like u….
Anyways I thought he had moved on.i was already celebrating with that song
"Bye bye to rege rege, bye bye to jaku jaku, bye bye to jati jati..in the name of Jesus bye bye to rege rege..
only for him to call back some days later begging me and all..that he’s sorry and bla bla bla that we should seee..i saw him and I realized I didn’t even care about him anymore and it was then I said I wasn’t gonna see him anymore..still he begged and begged..until recently I told him..no siree…mo ya ara mi brain.
The heffer has spoken!
That’s how we started our own war of words reminiscent of the Shanna Moakler and travis barker showdown on myspace..we started our own on hi5…well he started it and I dont believe in trading words with him so I just told him to back the fuck up and leave me alone….but he wont listen…he keeps sending me rubbish and saying all sorts about me and I had it with this nigger…
Unreciprocated love is a bitch…boo-hoo, cry me a river but quit acting like some pussy-whipped pussy and get a move on…your not the first person to be broken up with so act like u got some sense. That’s what u get when u go out with a 21year old.
Please if sumborri, anybody knows this boy tell him to leave me,he said he has a new girlfriend and she lets him have sex with him unlike me...good for him i am happy he has gotten what he has always wantd all his life
a vagina punching bag..but he shud leave me alone.
Before i go there are two new blogs am so so happy about
obinwanne from south africa www.obinwanne.com (show him some love)
and my future ex- husband olu http://prince-olu.blogspot.com (holla at his blog he's hella funny)
one love peeps!