Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Yada Yada Yada

I am very sure i told this heffer that i didnt want my fringe to look like they hid one 40Naira bread under it...kinda like this





I told her i said i want it to be flat...i've been dreaming of fringes for like 2 weeks now...i've been seeing nelly furtado in my dreams...i wanted a friggin stable fringe like this oh...well not long enough to blind me...

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...but i dont like what i see now...plus i feel i look like a python...But cousin t tried to make me feel better she was like "Aunty laide u look like Nelly Furtado"...to which i answered "Come do u have apollo?" or ur just trying to make me feel better...every body seems to like it though..but am not just feeling it.Theres only so much i can do...i am stuck with this omo alata hair for a while...


Why are some dudes just such perverts...i mean..okay i was somewhere oh..jejely by myself and this dude now started talking to me.He started with he liked my hair or something..cant remember and i was like "Thank u"....anyways then he started asking questions and all..he seemed like a nice enough person we exchanged numbers and all...we talked a day after for a while and he still seemed like a sensible person.Two days later we met for like 5 minutes....which annoyed me cause he made me go out of my way only to tell me he needed to go sumwhere anyways....when i got home he sends me a text....we need to get more intimate so our bond lasts longer before i go back to akwa ibom for NYSC...i sent him a text that i didnt understand what he meant and he replied

"I wont be shy to make love to you,Your tits are big and great and am sure ur cunt will be sweet, i know u hate it but ill make u love it"

you will make me love it...is ur "kanayo" ladden with honey that i will like it...idiat!

I read it once, i read it twice...i was eating....i just lost my appetite....what..what rubbish...i replied him that what nonsense text did he send me...and i told him i was so put off and dissapointed and sharply deleted his number...so so perverted and rude of him....someone i just met four days ago...what a way to go about getting my attention....nonsense!...we were supposed to see the next day but i didnt think i could even bear to be in the same place with him i'd just be thinking he's imagining perverted things in his head like having a "101 things to do my breasts countdown in his head"... he called the next day saying he was just being blunt..and he could be dirrty at times...dont even gimme dat..am the queen of dirrty..but that text was just wrong!!!! and he was still tryna convince me to have sex with him before he leaves the next day so our bond would be stronger and he wont forget me..."Forget me o! forget me..if that is wat it will take for u not to forget me...forget me!"

Na wa o! after all the hours i've put trying to clean the didirin sign on my forehead that attracts perverts....these perverts in decent human beings clothing still manage to somehow find me...


These past weeks have been grand...a couple of my articles would be published in some mags....so i am glad about that.It aint even about the money...seeing my name and my work in print is alot more gratifying...it was the break i needed to boost myself....and now i am more determined than ever...and mumcy and pupcy are kinda proud of me...i can tell....i can finally shut my bro up who thinks i am very denser(is that a word) than a shovel.IN UR FACE!!!!!

In the mean time i am waiting for ASUU to call off the bloody strike so i can go back to school and be done with it already.I am so tired and fed up i just want to get it over with but with the incessant strikes only God knows when a person will graduate..



Yeah before i go click on this link http://www.anthonycole.moonfruit.com/ and let me know if ur feeling them naija trainers and if u want one let me know okay. They are for sale.Well only the one in the left side of the page...that has green white green straps with the coat of arms on it.





31 comments:

sijuade said...

well, never blame a man 4 waht he doesnt av. if he doesnt have a brain, he has no where to keep etiquettes. and ur hair... U ARE NOT YOUR HAIR!

azuka said...

Hello Nelly [Part 2!]

That guy is crude in and out. If you'd been the one to bring up his kini-kan first I'm sure he'd have been put off.

So seriously, do you mean, if we want one for free? That's what I read there, and yes, I like awoof!

exschoolnerd said...

@sijuade...true that jare!!! i am not my hair...i will survive.

@ azuka....for free ke...if u wan buy am.make i go edit am..

azuka said...

Ema worry, me sef dey well-versed in legalese. Na im be say the ones for the right side dey for free, abi?

exschoolnerd said...

@azuka...u get wahala sha...none of them are free..all r for sale oh.

Ugo Daniels said...

Hahaheheh at da poor dude. Maybe Dude's been sex starved, He's lookin for da nearest exit to shoot his load...lol!

And btw, y didnt post a pic with da new hair.

יושה (Yosh) said...

lmfao @ "forget me o, forget me"....hahahaha! You can't blame him, you are hawt, hawt like that!

Congrats on getting published...emm, do share some of these when it's done, pwetty please

Simply Gorgeous said...

eX BABE- Truly I do not know why you attract the weirdos and perverts.His mouth is like a gutter- no wow! I was laughing seriously....

Sorry also about him ruining your appetite (snickering) ... Maybe he is hard up and wants to do some serious damage...(smile)

OK enough teasing... I told you to hurry up and marry Yosh and then you would not have all of these sick men following you. Yosh is a nice guy with good manners, only thing is that he has already said that he is frugal... but that can be good, it teaches values that people do not have these days. Right Yosh?

יושה (Yosh) said...

@SG: How do you think her marrying me would solve all those men problems, eh!? It's just a reality that'd have to be dealt with. She's hawt and attracts all sorts...can't help that, really! So I would be the one shouting after it's done..."Who is the young man @ d door?"..."Who were you talking to like that on the phone?"...etc etc

Life through rose-tinted glasses said...

lol too funny...congrats on the mag gig thats a great start babe

exschoolnerd said...

@ugo...lol i didnt want to scare peeps off my page thats why i dont have a picture of my new hair-do.

@Thanx sweets..i still havent forgiven u..wat yeye apology did u give me...I WANT A PUBLIC APOLOGY ON YOUR BLOG...something sweet and sincere...till then...we r not speaking.

@sp...your having fun at my expense shey...if i cyber konk u ehn...pls dnt tlk to me about yosh till he apologizes properly..tell him to apologize.

@LTRTG...Thanx babes...appreciate it!!

Simply Gorgeous said...

I have told him... I think both of you are behaving childish...

@Yosh- you should be secure enough in your "LOVE" that even if ex has toasters every day, that she will not wander,not even give out her telephone number, only when a woman isnolonger interested will she make herself available.


@Ex-Why are you so stubborn? Don't you have eyes or have they been plucked out of your head? What useless apology are you referring to? Don't you seem him complimenting you constantly on your beauty? And he comesto your site religiously?So what is it( hands waving in the air) Listen, Iwill chop off your ears for youif you don't want to listen. I will not beg him to adjust anymore, afterall he is human...

exschoolnerd said...

@simply..this girl u berra leave me alone o! what is ur own inside me and joshes matter..do u know wat he did to me....mba! he must apologize..

יושה (Yosh) said...

@SG: Thanks jare, for the advise and more esp. on getting us back o! Now this is looking more easier! :) I mean, uh, at least you kinda see what I'm facing, too, ehn!? But sha you digg...

@XSN: OK, I will apologize, in my way, ok? I mean, I thought I already have but u have yet to see it, but I'll "do something"...

da_sista said...

WOW!!!!!!!!guess who has missed readin exschoolnerd's blog???gurl it's gud to read ur blog ohh,i avnt been here b4 hav i?or maybe i just neva left a comment.Im soooo proud of u,congratulations on ur article u deserve it

diary of a G said...

have a picture of my new hair-do.

Rayo said...

Whoa!!! I can't believe he said that. Dirty bastard.

exschoolnerd said...

@yosh...will be waiting to see what u come up with.

@da sista..hey sweets thanx for stopping by..how have u been? do come back okay...will holler at ur side soon..thots moi.

@rayo...yes o! i cant believe it myself..

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

Lol!!!!!!! oh God this girl, why u always dey attract all this kind ppl??? but sha seeing as the guys 'poro' is laced with honey u go anjoy am now. idiot of a boy, u should have , in fact i dont even know what u should have done to him sef, the boy don crase finish!!!!! congrats darling on getting published. we go wash am o!!!!!!

Pink-satin said...

that guy is just plain nasty!i have had a guy tell me almost the same thing withiin the 3 days we met....it was so bad the guy made a grab for my boobs!imagine...some men are just so digusting

catwalq said...

saw d sneakers.
d one on the upper right hand corner is very very HUGLY...notice it is HUGLY i.e UGLy to the power 2.

omohemi Benson said...

Am proud of you babe.
I hope to read the articles soon, which magazines?

That for that idiot, he needs deep spiritual deliverance. Oniranu oshi!

vindication through innocence said...

were you on xanga before?anyho. your blog is MAD!!Im doing the same Furtado fringe in two weeks but now im really worried that ill be doing alata hairstyle with you!!
congrats on the mag!!

exschoolnerd said...

@36inches...it is only God that wil deliver me from the hands of these perverts that seem to be trailing me oh!!

@pink-satin...he grabbed at ur boobs.that one's a pervert x2....i hate silly dudes like that that cant control theirselves....idiyoooot!!!

@catwalq...okie dokie.but the ones i wnted u to see r the ones with the price tag on em.

@omohemi...thanx sweets...ill let u know the mags...

@VTI..Yes i used to be on xanga..pls do the nelly furtado thing oh...the person that does urs just might get it right..unlike my own heffer..

Kaydee said...

Oya now.Congrats on the mag shizzle.I think U need to turn to Ojuju now so that all this educated agberos no go they embarrass you.You just bone me like that! Nothin do me.

exschoolnerd said...

@kaydeee...i didnt bone u...we r both guilty of not keeping in touch so i dnt think i get all the blame...hw have u been?

laspapi said...

Its amazing the kind of people who go around acting "normal". How does a man send a text like that to a female?

I liked the Mrs. Sola Akintunde story. Great twist, didnt see that coming.

Thank you for stopping by my place.

chicala said...

haaaaa, that guy has some serious skoin skoin o, its either that or he's rily desperate , nonsense upon injury!
congrats on the article , i'm happy for u girl, its a riily good start. Come on put the picture of the new hair style on now, lets see. I promise not to laugh or run away from ur blog, ahn ahn why would i run from such a cool blog?

lol, hope u'r ok.

exschoolnerd said...

@laspapi...iv asked myself that same question oh..thnx for stopping by n reading the previous entry..appreciate it.

@chicala...dearie ill put up a picture very soon..bt if the number of peeps dt visit my blog reduces..its ur fault o!

azuka said...

Where's this girl gone? I hope she's not finally gone mad?

exschoolnerd said...

@azuka..tufiakwa!u dis small rat na me u dey tlk about like dat.