I am very sure i told this heffer that i didnt want my fringe to look like they hid one 40Naira bread under it...kinda like this
I told her i said i want it to be flat...i've been dreaming of fringes for like 2 weeks now...i've been seeing nelly furtado in my dreams...i wanted a friggin stable fringe like this oh...well not long enough to blind me...
...but i dont like what i see now...plus i feel i look like a python...But cousin t tried to make me feel better she was like "Aunty laide u look like Nelly Furtado"...to which i answered "Come do u have apollo?" or ur just trying to make me feel better...every body seems to like it though..but am not just feeling it.Theres only so much i can do...i am stuck with this omo alata hair for a while...
Why are some dudes just such perverts...i mean..okay i was somewhere oh..jejely by myself and this dude now started talking to me.He started with he liked my hair or something..cant remember and i was like "Thank u"....anyways then he started asking questions and all..he seemed like a nice enough person we exchanged numbers and all...we talked a day after for a while and he still seemed like a sensible person.Two days later we met for like 5 minutes....which annoyed me cause he made me go out of my way only to tell me he needed to go sumwhere anyways....when i got home he sends me a text....we need to get more intimate so our bond lasts longer before i go back to akwa ibom for NYSC...i sent him a text that i didnt understand what he meant and he replied
"I wont be shy to make love to you,Your tits are big and great and am sure ur cunt will be sweet, i know u hate it but ill make u love it"
you will make me love it...is ur "kanayo" ladden with honey that i will like it...idiat!
I read it once, i read it twice...i was eating....i just lost my appetite....what..what rubbish...i replied him that what nonsense text did he send me...and i told him i was so put off and dissapointed and sharply deleted his number...so so perverted and rude of him....someone i just met four days ago...what a way to go about getting my attention....nonsense!...we were supposed to see the next day but i didnt think i could even bear to be in the same place with him i'd just be thinking he's imagining perverted things in his head like having a "101 things to do my breasts countdown in his head"... he called the next day saying he was just being blunt..and he could be dirrty at times...dont even gimme dat..am the queen of dirrty..but that text was just wrong!!!! and he was still tryna convince me to have sex with him before he leaves the next day so our bond would be stronger and he wont forget me..."Forget me o! forget me..if that is wat it will take for u not to forget me...forget me!"
Na wa o! after all the hours i've put trying to clean the didirin sign on my forehead that attracts perverts....these perverts in decent human beings clothing still manage to somehow find me...
These past weeks have been grand...a couple of my articles would be published in some mags....so i am glad about that.It aint even about the money...seeing my name and my work in print is alot more gratifying...it was the break i needed to boost myself....and now i am more determined than ever...and mumcy and pupcy are kinda proud of me...i can tell....i can finally shut my bro up who thinks i am very denser(is that a word) than a shovel.IN UR FACE!!!!!
In the mean time i am waiting for ASUU to call off the bloody strike so i can go back to school and be done with it already.I am so tired and fed up i just want to get it over with but with the incessant strikes only God knows when a person will graduate..
Yeah before i go click on this link http://www.anthonycole.moonfruit.com/ and let me know if ur feeling them naija trainers and if u want one let me know okay. They are for sale.Well only the one in the left side of the page...that has green white green straps with the coat of arms on it.