Wednesday, 13 June 2007

Seven things you dont know about me.

I am about to attempt the '7 things u dont know about me' thingie that almost everyone and their momma is doing on blogville.

Prepare to be shocked,but yall need to promise me that after you read it you will still be my friends and say hi to me in public.


Oh yeah i forgot to add...this makes

11. I have never been on a plane before and on an okada..The latter is due to a condition i call okadaphobia...u'd have it too it u saw a woman's neck get snapped when she fell from an okada.


1.I relax my eyebrows and public hair and one day I want to weave it(pubic hair)by the grace of God.

2.I hate pounded yam but yam is one of my favorite foods.

3.Whenever I wake up I always have to go to the window and count the cars there and if I end up with an odd number I wait till one more car joins and makes it an even number.I kid u not…some obsessive compulsive disorder stuvs.

4. i like to smell my fart. Others don’t but I do.

5.I am very flexible.

6.I always have the urge to defend everybody even people I don’t know,sometimes animals so my brothers call me voltron.

7.I had a lesbian experience when I was 7 with my friend buju, but I didn’t know it was a lesbian then, we were in the toilet one day and we thought it was normal to stick our fingerin water and stick it in each other's asses and my brother caught us and has never let me hear rest about it. I mean didn’t yall do it to? Simply gorgeous confess…omohemi? 36 inches I know u did.May God help me!

8. I look like a transverstite when i use make-up.So i dont, except eye shadow that is.

9.Juju scenes,witches and other scary stuffs in Nigerian movies scare me more than foreign horror movies.Somethings i cant even sleep after seeing them.Maybe cause i know they are things that happen,whereas the American movies some of them are fake,werewolves and the likes.

10.I love beans and no i dnt fart alot.

47 comments:

Anu boy said...

oh my, i was eating ohhh... yuk, nothing de happen, i guess everone has got their own too...
ol boy, u sure say mad lice no de run for that zonees

exschoolnerd said...

@anu..ur very silly...idiat!
this one wey u run lemme online..u sure sey the thing wey u read no fear u..i warned u sha..if u like see me and dont say hi...ill konk u ehn..

Anu boy said...

you don mara... who u wan konk???

omohemi Benson said...

by the way madam, you did 10! lol

ewwwh @ relaxing pubic hair, doesn't the relaxer get down there.

You this girl,you be craze pessin.

omohemi Benson said...

and no am not greeting you in public. lol

and @ lesbian bit, what? what?
confess what? ok, yes I confess, I kissed a girlfriend of mine,in primary school, does that count?

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

oh ur just absolutely terrrible!!! relaxing your eyebrows and 'southern bush' oh thats just wrong.. lol.. i dont want to picture or see any of that... chai.. i have lost my appetite for the next 4 days(which is just as well cos theres a dress i have to 'fit' into by the weekend.. lol) oh my gosh i absolutely loveeeee pounded yam.. it rocks! i've only eaten yam like 2wice since i came to canada... cant wait to reach naija this xmas... we're going yam eating baby.. well that and shoe shopping and ... (the list goes on my dear..lol.. )lol@ the car stuff.. you are incredibly weird my dear(and dont ever let anybody tell you different).. i remmeber i used to make sure to never step on the cracks on the road... if i did.. i'd step on the next crack to even it out.. lol dang you brought me memories.. but you're weirder than me sha! ewwww@smelling ur fart.. me i stopped farting in 2004(its so unladylike.. lmao.. thats my story and i'm sticking to it!!!)lmao@sticking ur hands in each others butts... you have the weirdest ideas, stories and experiences out of anybody i know... damn shit ommi... now i can tell why you look at me the way you do oh.. you want me abi?! just confess it.. lol

i think i look horrendous in makeup as well... i never use anything except lipgloss.. i wore eyeshadow (my 3rd time in 4 years) last weekend and i think i ended up looking vampiritic.. lol

this was hilarious babe.. i loved it.. you never fail to crack me up!

exschoolnerd said...

@anu...dis boy u just like to dey act like u tough...i know ur type...i eat yall for breakfast.

@omohemi...u see now..they have started confessing..its not only me oh...no the relaxer doesnt go down there...

@ONB..this is as a marra of fact i love u..lesbian way oh..non lesbian way oh..ive been eyeing your legs since like forever on ur blog...lol @ losing ur appetite..pele my dear does weren't my intentions.

so i see am not the only one with OCD...good to know we r many.

u stopped farting!!! reallly!!!..lol..yeah right...ONB ehn u seem like someone who realises some really deadly fart...u can tell me..after what ive confessed i think u cn even tell me u have a midget lover and it still wont outdo mine...

i love u sweets..always njoy ur comments..

wavemasta said...

Laide chei! What can I say? you like to smell ur own fart..............hahahaha

catwalq said...

1. me thinks u cannot count dear, cos u have up ten things instead of seven.
2. U smell ur fart? Oh-ka-y
3. U sticking fingers up arses at 7? OOOOHHH-KAAAAAA-YYYY
4. Relaxing Pubic hair? That one has been done. Just dn't let the chemical get into the wrong crevice. From what I saw a friend go through, it was not that painless.
5.Pounded is the bomb joo, u're just special
6. U r flexible? *wink*
7. U had a lesbian experience. Come o, whose blog did I read that she went to a strip joint.I am coming. Let me go and find out and get bcak to you so u too can get it on

kingsiju said...

Laide! u might have to recount (ki o lo tun ka) or re-read pry 1 cos ur 7things didnt stop until you got to 10.

and those freaky wacky things that u did, i guess they are far from the top 10 weirdest. u can come up with more sordid, gory and real ones.

Nigerican said...

GIRL lol Naija Scary movies scare the ish outta me too, i can't really even watch them anymore cus my heart can't take it. My dear i didn't completly read u're last post ,i'm sorry i was so indulged in soliciting for votes (i'll go finish it now).

One more thing that finger and gnash thing ... too much info LMAO

Ugo Daniels said...

la wao...this is some freaky shit...wetin!!!

Well...worse shit happens! lol!

Simply Gorgeous said...

Ex- I am truly flabbergasted! You say you relax your public hairs? Are you making your pubices public. Why would you relax your eyebrows? I can let you borrow some of mine if you are missing some....

As for OCD I can't eeven comprehend that. So if I come pick u up at your house do you mean I have to wait until you finish counting a million cars before you come out? You need some lashes....


What lesbian experience do you want me to claim? Are you crazy! You done kini finish.... Let me explain something to you gorgeous is and always have been strictly dickly- is there such a word? You need to go wash your hands nasty girl, sticking our finger after lubricating it with water and sticking it in someone else's yansh. Wow, I never heard this before. You are really freaky!!! With a capital "F".

As for the yam business I don't eat pounded yam either. I can't swallow it I feel as if I am going to choke. (pause) - smile...But I enjoy boiled yams with stew delicious....



The fart business I don't know. I really abhor farting... seriously. Much as less smelling your own. For this reason I have banned S.O. Sexy from my bed and from my room.

As for your makeup I knew you and Alamesi- I really can't remember how to smell his name look like each other....(hilarious laughter)whew... I kill me....

The flexibility thing ....
a girl after my own heart... Amazing things you can do when you are flexible... Did I tell you I want to put a pole in my room?

@Catwalq- it was Idemmili with her lesbian encounter in that strip she is a next freak.


Nigerian movies don't scare me but I am scared of serial killer movies here. I guess it is more out of experience...

I think Ugo we have to find Yosh a new wife. I will leave you with "little boy" from school.

Bighead, I have updated...

exschoolnerd said...

why's everyone acting all "oh laide is a weirdo"

half the things up here most of yall have done it..u see after much probing omohemi confessed she has kissed a girl...so she's had her own lesbian experience...ONB also has OCD...and puhleeze why r u making an issue of the smelling fart...everybody does it...xcept ur fart doesnt smell..or u stop breathing so u dnt smell it..i didnt mean id take my head to my ass and smell it..am flexible but hey...not that flexible..o fe kpa mi.


Simply is probably the worst of all of us...Lord only knows the freaky things she gets up to.

Yeah i know i said 7 but its 10..so sue me!!!

Anu boy said...

ol boy, person don de mara, make una call doctor abi make we arrnage this girl go yaba left ohhh...

i caan bet, you will fart under ur duvee or wrapper and cover your face, smelling it.,... eewwwwwww, na wa ohh...

stick your hand in your butt... then wat??? you smell it too abi and probably taste it....

people of blogville, this is no longer funny.. `Laide don de mara ohhh

exschoolnerd said...

anu u are so dsigusting..these are things u probabaly do oh!!!

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

E ma wo omo alakoba yi, me I didnt touch anybodys something when i was growing up o, shuo, see as u talk say u no like to say na me be ur partner in crime. I no dey o!!!!

I smell my own farts to, im really bad though I actually analyze my farts think something like ‘pprrrrrpppppprr’ and then I go hmn that kinda smells like yam with egg and baked beans, no wait not baked beans just beans, u catch my drift.

Don’t do make up either, just lip gloss thank you very much. Ok a bit of eye shadow when im going to some owambe party, u know to match the gele.

Naija movies?? Me I no dey watch all those ogbanje things o.

Anonymous said...

well i dont know about smellin ur own fart ....but as for d lesbianism shit a friend of mine introduced it to me wen we were little n i kinda liked it alot cos it made me cum.lol.i dont relax my pubic hair neither do i count cars but to tell d truth we all ve one secret or d other.evry one has a skeleton in their closet sm pple just decide to come out clean while others pretend it never appened by lyin to themselves.takia

Nigerican said...

LMAO @ Anu boy. Can't believe he went there with the smelling u're finger ish lol. Ok i admit i have basked once or twice in my fart , seriously i don't think it smells too bad altho some peeps might beg to differ. U aint a werido honey : ).

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BiMbyLaDs** said...

lol.. i so do makeup its unbelievable,, luv it! luv it! come let me do ur make up for u, u wont go back.

u relax ur 'yonder'.. chai" thats madness!! lol

i smell my Yown fart too, its lovely,

much luv babe!!

Anonymous said...

Ayama!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all i wanna say.

kaydee said...

Ayama!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all i wanna say.

Simply Gorgeous said...

Why has Ex come here to rub my name in the gutter. For the record you are a weirdo , for these things that you have listed and for all the things that you didn't. (smile)

I tell you I will be the first to admit I am a freak but not like your freaky- freaky as in experimental with guys. I should not even say guys just with SO Sexy. I think he is scared of me now...

I will give you a confession if you must have one.

1/ I have an extraordinary long tongue...

2/ when I was younger I had a unibrow...

3/ I used to eat powder and lotion when I was younger.

4/Let me make this good...I am thinking of an OCD problem hmm... I clean my bathroom at leat six times a day. I have this thing with germs....

Also I scratch my head all day, probably in my sleep.....

So is that enough for you.?

REDRIBS said...

ewww! yuck! wow! weird!.... everything. what's it with u?na so the thing plenty rich, I'm suremost ppl don't have up to the required 7, u have 3 extra ones (or maybe more). Anyways, at least u're letting us know before we get to catch u, so we still love u 'k? 1

Anu boy said...

ol boy, see me see trouble... all the babes on this page are all weird... and una go come de form chic... dalm, analyzing your fart... now thats a little coocoo.. lol...
i think we need yaba left here ohh... in blogworld, some peeps need help...
anyhow let me see...

i bite my finger nails, does that count... uhmm i pick my nose... uhmm scratch my balls, uhmm

exschoolnerd said...

@36 how i sure say u no be my partner..aftyerall i hvnt seen her in like years...ur name buju by any chance?lol!!!..i like u oh jare at least u can come out clean and say u smell ur fart...like that yeye simply g...i just knew ud outdo my weirdness thank u sweets...uv gone one up me cause me i no dey analyze my fart o!

@anon..yeah u right..peeps wanna act like deir shit dont stank..like dey dnt have some weird thing that dey get up to...put a camera in their houses and ud be shocked..

@Nigerican...we never think our farts smell.But it does..it really does..

@Bimbylads...lol...i knew ud have ventured into the fart smelling world..no be u...thnx for sayn the truth abeg...

@kaydee..na u sabi!

@Simply...u have a long tongue and what frakiness does this tongue get up to?

unibrow...hahahahaha...

powder and lotion..chei this child...

Yeah Uv got OCD too...

N scratching ur head...u get dandruff?

@deyo..yeah..if after all these u still love me deyo...den i know ur true blue!

@anu...u pick ur nose...eww!!!!!..thats more dsgustng than nething i listed.

scratch ur balls...that ur hand has suffered remind me not to shake u when we meet.

psykotikdiva said...

lawl lawl lawl,this is some crazy shit, relaxing down south, thats scary oh, if the relaxer should just make mistake, e no go funny oohh, dont get urself into the emergency room ooo and when you say flexible, what exactly do u mean,hmmm.lol

Teediva said...

na wah o. and i thot i was weird. the ppl on this page beat me hands down o...lemme c

my OCD is with my hair...all strands must be in place all the time. sometimes i wear a hair net all day if i'm home just to keep my hair in place. weird? my brovs think so.

i hate to wear undies, they're so uncomfortable. y do we have to wear bras anyway?

i like to give bjs.

i HATE fart....including mine.

any more...ok there's some crazy stuff but i'm not about to put it here lol.

Simply Gorgeous said...

See this crazy woman? I never told you I analyze my fart. Like ONB I don't fart I have this (cough...cough..) condition that does not allow me to release any such toxic substances. (smile)

I do not have OCD.... I had to say something to tell you that you were OK...

Why are you and your crazy head laughing a my unibrow. I don't have it any more. Thank God for the world of razors and tweezers. (smile)

But my poor LIL' Gorgeous I think she will be plagued with this part of my gentics.

and MY Lil' Handsome S.o. Sexies.... I don't know whta they will do. Hopefully girls will like guys with unibrows.


As for my tongue it has a mid of its own. It gets me into situations I can't easily find myself out of. ( mischevious laughter...)

I scratch my head so much My momma is convinced i have lice... (I don't have it by the way). I have growing dandruff.... my hair was ridiculously long Ex down the middle of my back. But yesterday I cut it at the nape of my neck. I still am not sure if I did the right thing. Anyway, it will eventially grow back in about 4- months...

Paula D. said...

You kept that list real & honest!

In my head and around me said...

Oh my!

Rayo said...

*gasp* Damn...that was some serious stuurvs oo.

exschoolnerd said...

@psykotikdiva ...LOL BY FLEXIBLE I MEAN FLEXIBLE..GET UR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER SWEETS...and i make sure i dnt get some relaxer down dere..yeah happened once...wasnt funny at all..

@Teediva

Madam teediva...what can i say...i understand the whole hair thing..i do it too...

hate to wear undies...hmm..so u go commando everytime? yeah undies can be annoying at times...bt some of us have to wear bra's our else...hmmm..kasala go burst.enuff said

u like to give bj's...be expect enough traffic on ur blog ..especially from guys....like perverted anu!

@Simply Gorgeous na ur kind dey fart pass..yeye..how does s.o sexy do it with all does bombs uv been dropping from there..that man is a good man...


lol..unibrow's will never be sexy...nobody will ever bring unibrow's back..okay..so berra start praying now!!!!

ayah..ur a craze girl..why did u cut ur hair..ive always wntd my hair to be that long....and u silly rat cut urs....arrrrrrrrrrrggghhhhh!!!! i pray it doesnt grow back...u dont deserve such hair...

@Paula D.
i tried sweets..thnx for stopping by.

@ In my head and around me ...yes oh! u cant but say oh my to the weirdo that is me..thnx for stopping by..do come bck..i promise ill be less disgusting next time...at least ill try.

@Rayo
lol...u can say that again.

~Mimi~ said...

girl........i dont know what to say.

it has all been said.

u r kraziiiiiiieeeeeee! lol!!! whatttttt? relax wetin??????

LMAO @ simply gorgeous, 36 and overwhelmed!

dolly said...

I smell my own fart too

יש (Yosh) said...

I retch at the smell of my fart. I can't stand it...I do it here, I pace some distance away so I can't smell it.

Finger into a-hole shoving happened a lot as a kid *eeuwwgh @ thot*

hahahaha, and no gay experiences here.

roflol @ SG's "UniBrow"...hahahaha...

chicala said...

Like seriously 'ohw my dayz' (feeling like a rily clean posh girl), so u'r like this, lol.


Dont mind me jare, i so feel u on this one(actually some). The make up (makes me feel rily somehow tho pple say it suits me), the voltron part(lawl), the juju movies, ehm but maybe not the pounded yam story sha (as in pounded yam is still one of my best friends).

But the thing with counting cars , i dont rily get it o. As in why? lawl.

Lawl, nice one.

Olówó said...

I feel you on the Okadaphobia tip, you can not pay me to get on any vehicle that does not have doors...bicycles included.

Omosewa said...

LOLOL, see confessions. Nice one. I love your i need a man post. You make it sound very sweet and all,i'm happy yoi found yours. Your cousin was acting up big time jare, ahn ahn. Everytime i remember ur post about her sleeptalking, i crack up.Hehehe @ "i'm fucking beautiful" thats the spirit. Me i tell everyone, Halle Berry aint got Nothing on me, lmao. I hope you have a fun time at school, i remember my jamb lesson days and having to take danfo back home, God, i went like 20 shades darker, sufferhead is not cool at all lol. Laters babe, and dont take too long to update o. Stay blessd.

exschoolnerd said...

@omosewea,dolly,chicala,mimi and yosh....
yeah i know am weird...every frigign person has told me already..

@my bro mistakenly deleted the last text u sent me.
@Omosewa and mimi..thx for stopping by.rili appreciate it...ill update soon

@olowo..sweerie where have u been?

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exschoolnerd said...

okie dokie

Coffey0072 said...

1.I relax my eyebrows and public hair and one day I want to weave it(pubic hair)by the grace of God.

I'd be careful about what what I use down in the nether regions, if I were you. I'd hate for you to fall prey to the "yeast beast" or some other affliction...
Here I thought shaving all mine off was pushing the envelope ;-)

Nyemoni said...

Crazy girl... really you should have said 11 things....you relax your eyebrows? and your pubic hair? may I ask for what? ewwwwwwwwww you are gross!

LurLar said...

lmaoooooooo@all ur crazy deeds.

Nwanyi said...

U DO NOT!!! lol..y r u gonna relax ur...i'm traumitized...hehe