Hey yall how was ur week? so em anybody who knows how to cook a mean jollof rice should holler at me with the way to go about it..What ingredients u put and all.Its not like i dont cook good jollof rice, okay i admit i have these flukes at times. Sometimes my jollof rice would be so friggin good and the next week its so horrible.And my brothers have started making fun of me, that maybe ive got some 'ratatouille' hidden somewhere in the kitchen who cooks the tasty jollof rice and am the one doing the crappy one.
For those of u who havnt the slightest idea what a "ratatouiolle" is9Hey yall anybody who knows how to cook a mean jollof rice should holler at me with the way to go about it..What ingredients u put and all.Its not like i dont cook good jollof rice, okay i admit i have these flukes at times. Sometimes my jollof rice would be so friggin good and the next week its so horrible.And my brothers have started making fun of me, that maybe ive got some 'ratatouille' hidden somewhere in the kitchen who cooks the tasty jollof rice and am the one doing the crappy one.
For those of u who havnt the slightest idea what a "ratatouille" is....its a new animated movie about a chef who can't cook to save his life, but finds out that this rat can..yes u are not reading things..a firggin cute rat...and enlists the help of the rat to cook for him and he takes the credit...the movie has made over a 100million i think.So yeah the ratatouille jokes are getting annoying...infact i wish i had a ratatouille sef...so anybody who knows how to cook that kind of jollof rice u usually eat at owambe parties and all..."party jollof rice" that as u dey chop...u go dey sweat....rice go pour for all ur body..that kind of rice..holla at me.Thanx in advance.
So i think this semester i have the craziest set of lecturers...i mean...some are funny...some just have a huge bug up their ass..some are so so boring...and some are just straight up insane.Like this one i had yesterday...this woman would probably be in her mid forties...she was dictating a note and someone was like 'ma can u come again'..and she was like 'My husband is not here,why would i cum again'....i mean everybody didnt get at first cause u would never expect ur lecturer to be talking dirty and all..and when it clicked people were like shocked and all...i was like ew ew ew too much friggin information crazy woman.
I think a scorpion crawled up my course adviser's arse...the poor thing..am more scared for the scorpion that her actually...she's such a meanie.I mean if ur husband refused to give u money for soup....or boxed ur head in the night before..take it out on him...dont come over and start acting like cruella deville to students who u are supposed to help and all.
i have gone and done it...i bought a bloody low-waist jeans even if i dont have the yansh to sustain it...believe me it was by mistake..i didnt know it was low waisted till i found out i was pulling the damn thing up every five minutes..i mean i can sit still evey five minutes am scared that my crack is all out in the open...i dont need that kind of stress..i dont like it..but i cant return it...i dont have thongs so my grandma panties be spilling out...what kind of mistake did i go and make....i mean i tried on the bloody jeans..i loved the fit..but i didnt know it was low waisted...i shudder at the thought of exposing my crack.argggggggh!! now i have to wear long tees...and they r bloody good jeans that dont need covering up.
Oh yeah and finally last week i mistakenly went to pee in the boys toilet...not my fault o...they wasnt any sign on the door that it was a male toilet plus when i entered i saw a woman inside...she just pee-ed.Am not bloody psychic...so i entered and went inside one of the stalls to pee...while i enjoyed the toilet door literature...people are silly "I dont have money, or a car am not fine but i can kpansh real good...call this number...confidentiality assured"....anyways usually id come out before i like zip up and belt up but this day i guess God didnt want some pervert to see my vjayjay so i dressed properly in the stall...when i came out i saw two guys peeing...damn! i was so so embarassed..one of them looked at me like..what the fuck is she doing here...a cleaner entered and she was like "better leave here dont u know its a boys toilet" to which i replied "how the hell am i supposed to know,there wasnt a friggin sign on the door" and she was like maybe we'll start putting signs....oh it didnt occur to ur silly asses to put up a sign before....idiyoot!...more boys entered and gave me the same look i felt so embarassed...but how embarassed would i have been if i came out with my jeans undone...