Oh boy! I need to find a place to sit before this place gets filled up
Oh yeah two free seats, ill keep one for yinka and another one just incase.
Hmm…the hall is slowly filling up.
That has got to be the lecturer….what’s she ranting about now.
"Anyone who doesn’t have a course outline should leave the hall now or either go and get one"
What is this woman’s problem?
She reminds me of my mum, she even looks like mum, that’s true mum used to be a teacher…hmmm I wouldn’t want to be in that class.
I remember when I went to see her in her school and three girls nearly beat me. cunts!
Okay! Okay! Am going to make a photocopy already.
oh yeah there’s yinka..yeah sit here I saved it for u.
Arrgh!!! I can’t hear the lecturer, the microphone doesn’t bloody help maybe they should get a friggin public address system.
Hmmm!!! My nails look horrible!
I should really be paying attention to what she’s ranting about something about the educational structure…yadi yadi ya..
Ouch! Something just bit my ass…its itching badly now…maybe I can just lean and lift one butt cheek up and give it a little scratch…no on second thoughts…people cud think i want to fart…my actions could be misconstrued. And there is a sea of people behind me, one unidentifiable smell and am the culprit…no siree!
Oh my I haven’t been listening, what is wrong with me? Pay attention!
Nasty crack alert! Nasty crack alert!....ewww!!! which kain colour riot yansh be this…some brown patches mixed with black and a whole lot of stretch marks.
There goes my hunger for lunch now.
She’s pulling up her jeans to hide her thong…we don see am finish.Sadly!
Oh she just saw me staring at her ass and I think she gave me the eye.
Did I beg u to wear low waist jeans..instead of u to apologize to me for assaulting my eyes and the nightmares I am going to have for the next 3weeks u dare roll ur eyes at me. bish.Face ur front jare,before I put this my umbrella inside ur eye.
Ehen lecturer jare wetin u dey talk….oh my she’s asking questions now…why wasn’t I listening.
There’s nothing worse than standing up and not having anything to say, id look like a complete olodo…not that am not one but does everybody need to know.
Okay calm down..dont avoid her gaze cause then she’ll know you don’t want to get called and don’t stare too intently cause she’ll take it that u want to be called…what do I do shes coming closer…start coughing!
*coughs crazily for like two minutes and everybody around starts saying sorry even the lecturer*
Young lady! Sorry are u alright?
Nod ode…put ur hand on ur chest too…give her the ‘am weak look’..make it look dramatic..cough some more. stand up and go out.
Who are idiots laughing.
‘Okay the sister next to her answer the question’
I am smiling inside…I really should be listening. Or else next time I’ll have to have a heart attack to evade her questions.
Cough some more….yeah! then take a sit.
Am a devil.
Hmm who’s the currie…oh no! That’s just his good side. What a pity!
Laide! Pay attention and stop looking at cute boys and checking out girls asses.
Id pay attention if she’d friggin speak up I can’t hear a word of what she’s ranting about.
Oh some ova sabi just got up to answer a question, don’t u just hate them.Its okay siddown jare..elenu boku boku....lol i learnt that today,still reeling from laughter at it..(.public transport lingo...)
I have this insane urge to fart right now. But the devil is a liar. This fart will remain till am within the confines of my bedroom.. yeye alokoba oshi of a mess.
I am so going to fail this course…oh my I shouldn’t pronounce bad things for my self.I reject that in Jesus name.Lol even jesus knows I am going to fail.What is wrong with me.
Butt crack alert again!
I am tired of this muda fucking butt cracks in this muda fucking class!
This one belongs to lepa skinny in the front row…ehn..scandalous…but why? Why dress like this to class? I mean this is school? Not the set of "flavour flav" …hmm before they call me amebo. Make I carry my eye comot before I see the one wey go give me apolo.
I am really not here for this lecture sha.
Another cutie…fine from both sides….oh my naija boys are cute sha..Well some. He is coming here…hmmm…my free seat let me remove my bag so he can seat..chei see as my heart dey skip like bad vcd.
Over here! Come and sit here mumu..see free sit..…oh no he walked past…to the front to sit with butt crack lepa skinny..darn!
Maybe I should buy a low waist jeans…lol…yeah right..that’ll be the day..low waist ko..high hip ni…seriously there are some things I cannot be bothered about. Like dem damn thongs…that chick almost made it seem like I commited a crime cause I said I dnt wear thongs.
talking about thongs i think i have a frapas.
i loved departed though i thought the ending wasd quite sad,the way dicaprio was killed..tragic!
i am so unhappy!
Hmm that girl kinda looks like a suffering Kerry washington.She is so hot! she is so hot!....kerry that is..i have a girl crush on her.
Let me listen to this lecturer....
"Buy this textbook,its written by me and will help you alot its just N500
Her mouth like just 500,like 500 bucks cant do me good else where.Its enough for like 5hours or four of browsing and some credit.I have to cough it up for a textbook now.
I am so unserious.
I wonder what ayo’s doing with his big head.
I miss him…moving on now.
Assignment…abi what is this woman talking about?
Darn I didn’t get the question, why am I so unserious..why cant I just pay attention why does my mind always have to….
ANOTHER BUTT CRACK!
whats the name of this course again?
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