CUDDLE BUDDY WANTED
The job among others will include...cuddlin(duh!),spooning,massaging,hugging and the occasional kiss.This however doesnt mean we are a couple.
The suitable candidate must possess at least 5years experience in cuddling with ability to adapt to new techniques.
Applicant must be prepared to work extra hours and willing to do shifts.
The right candidate must posses WASC,OND or HND.And must have a good command of the english language as he could be called on during sessions to join in a conversation and failure to be able to express himself properly and improper use of tenses will result in immediate dismissal.
Ability to speak spanish and french and some waffi a plus.
Candidate must not be more than 26years and not younger than 21.E ma di mi si paedophile.
Candidate must smell frigging good and look okay.Not looking for friggin brad pitt neither do i want some flavour flav lookalike all up in my goodies.
Candidate must have ability to develop new and exciting techniques in cuddling.
Must have creative and adaptive skills.
Must posses strong manly hands..that can get the work done effectively.
Must be energetic and imaginative as he/she can be called on to work for 10hours straight.
Must have tons of self-confidence...
Must be willing to comply stritcly with the terms and conditions of the business...meaning no sex and unauthorized acessing of 'v-jayjay' or 'breast' area would result in a kick to the groin.Real friggin hard!The kind that could actually do some damage to watever lies in between.
Interested applicants should leave a comment..Open to both males and females.