To the left, to the right...he watched as her hips swayed, and her buttocks shook thunderously with every step she took.Eye popping, lip licking, palm rubbing, dirty thoughts inducing derriere. The kind sunny Nneji said would put you in trouble, that R.kelly proposed to, that bobby valentino was so mesmerized by he had to beg you to biko slow down lerrim examine it properly, that destinies child coined a word for, that caused k-show and 6-0 to ask “where u for get that yansh?”, and made D’banj comment “I like that overload”. Guy after guy stared at it with longing in their eyes, each one examining the rotundness of her behind and laughing joyful, while signaling to the next guy to feast his eyes.Omorege o! they eyes would say if they could speak.
But there was this one guy, his eyes were fixated, not once flinching he kept on staring as it rotated to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right, to the ye!!!! He missed a step..and fell into the gutter YAKATA!. He was lucky the gutter wasn’t a deep smelly maggot-infested one, displaced of his file, with papers flying over, he hurriedly gathered each one, amidst laughter and jeers from onlookers. Funny thing is the next day if an ass of such momentous proportions like the one that found him in the gutter happens to pass his way, he would still stare without any care.That is why he is a man, and men will always be men. With eyes like heat seeking missiles, but this time more like booty seeking.
No i wasn’t possessor of the ass that caused such pandemonium, if u see my own u go still stand GIDIGBA!, it hasn’t assumed that gutter-falling effect yet and the jury is still out on whether it ever will. But don’t worry after my Brazilian butt renovation, una go hear am. Dont worry it won’t cost anything near 628 Million. Even though the work that needs to be done deserves such gargantuan amount.Maybe ABC will give me my own show afterwards.Extreme makeover-yansh edition.Ill go to Catwalq's house and knock konkon kon...GOOD MORNING CATWALQ...she'll come out all groggy,yansh scratching.. you have been choosen for complete butt overhaul..ill tell her. and she'll somersault 3 times and proceed to tell me how long she has waited for me.But i digress!
back to men n their looku looku..
I have never understood why men ogle suggestive areas of women like it was there God given right to do so. Many a time I catch them in the act and I just chuckle, it’s almost as if as soon as some nice looking derriere catches their eye they fall into come trance. Who the ikebe belongs too, is the least likely question on their mind. It could be the just blossoming orange seller, or the student decked in her uniform or even the mother going about her business. They most definitely do not discriminate as long as she has attack and defence covered, men are ready to stare till thy kingdom come.
It doesn’t matter what she looks like, heck she could have the face of a Platypus (cross btw a duck and a rat)… na face dem won chop…mchew!!! E no go better for that face.All he has one his mind are those body parts we all know too well.
They stare so hard sometimes, you start to wonder whether they possess some sort of x-ray vision. And can see what lies beneath, G-string, lacy underwear, maybe grandma panties..or commando he’s probably thinking. Even better if he spots some cleavage, Oh gravy! Christmas has come early this year, and you know they can’t help it cause it’s not like they ever try to hide it once a girl passes as a man he must examine the booty. It’s like some reflex action or something.
Even the small ones have started committing crimes of lookery, I remember standing at one bustop and some little boys (yeah right with perverted minds) where behind me. And they started singing “big breast! Small yansh!...big breast small yansh”…ewo!.see my life! Is that what they sent these oniranu’s to school to learn? Luckily for me no one else was at the bustop, so I quickly carried myself from there before they embarrassed me. Silly dirty minded children.
Most men would probably deny being part of these group but come off it, you know you are guilty of committing a bit of lookery every now and then, sheesh am even being nice…every five minutes. The most annoying thing about it is when you are out with a guy or your boyfriend and he makes it a duty to examine every yansh and breast that happens to pass his front. Very very rude and oh so annoying, sometimes I just want to give them a back hand slap... gbess! and shout FACE FRONT! yes the female body structure is indeed a work of art, that many a man could admire for days on end and even I can appreciate the fact but most men tend to appreciate it a lil too much. Guys chill out on the lookery now will you, how would you like it if we stared at your trouser trying to have a glance of your pee pee every bloody second contemplating the length, breadth, circumference…not so nice is it?