Sunday, 16 December 2007

what manner of preaching

‘A 35 year old lady, married or unmarried…you will see her, shameless woman, seductress…she will be wearing…show me ur stomoch, show me your payint….trying to tempt men, displaying their products, marketing their body. They will wear…eh..eh show me ur armpit( at this point I start laughing)

A/C common A/C in car, these girls will be dying for… “mimics a girls voice”…Please can you give me a ride.. They will follow man anywhere, just because of eh…to go and eat Nkwobi, fresh fish, snail….or to visit tantalizers, Biggs and sweet concotion (na when dem change the name? or was he trying to be funny)..after they have chop belleful they will go and commit sin.

On okada you will see them exposing their yansh, their bombom (I am crying now, because I’ve been laughing too hard)….and then they will start pulling it down..as if they didn’t know when they were wearing it.

Any woman who marries a man to become his second wife is evil! As 3rd wife…evil..as fourth wife evil….as fifth wife( u get the drift!) You will see where it will lead you, when rapture comes.



Okay so I was in a bus recently and a man was preaching and those where some of the things he said in his eh…sermon that seemed more like an attack on women apparently men are devoid of evil and sin. Granted all he said is true, certain women do engage in Nkwobi eating and all…but the approach…seemed more like he was castigating than preaching the word of God and trying to give reasons why people should desist from all that. Plus he was acting more like a comedian…some of the things he said are unprintable….na wa sha…hmmm!!! ….to tell u how crass he was I almost expected him to use the ‘P’ word…and I was waiting with my knock ready, I was sitting at his back so there was no way I would miss….what kind of chauvinistic preaching is this?

What happened to the man buying the nkwobi? Who expects to eat his own special nkwobi later…he is absolved of any blame shey…its only the woman’s fault, men don’t indulge in evil and sin…why cant a man buy Nkwobi and not expect anything later?

What do u think about the sermon?

what is nkwobi sef?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nkwobi.... I think its an Ibo dish. Quite fatty etc... but must taste nice, I know a lot of people that eat it. Yay I'm first!!

LOL! Surely you must know what nkwobi is??

Ciaox

cally-waffybabe said...

LOL girl i love you already. You're a breath of fresh air. It's funny, i only recently started reading your blog and afrobabe's. I remember sending you an invite to my (now extinct) blog just before i shut it down. Even then, i hadn't read your blog.

Babe, you are tew tew funny. I have to dig into your archives this holiday period damn. LMAO big time (again).

Yes, Nkwobi is an Ibo dish like anon said. It's made from goat- kinda like Isi Ewu (goat head), as in it's prepared the same way. It's sweet sha but if ya bele no strong, dat akauwn wey dem dey put inside go give you 2 days diarrhoea. E don show me before one time wey i travel go naija for xmas. Wasn't funny in da least bit.

No be like say i be aje butter oh, but you can't catch me dead mounting those okada bikes or woteva. I think it's more outta fear than posing. For real, i'd rather walk. Kai Lagos life! So rowdy and full of drama! LOL. Even if i decide to return to Nigeria, i can't see myself living in Lagos!

little miss me said...

LOL!!!gurl u are too funny!
lmao @ waiting with your knock ready!!!hehee that wouldv taught the chauvinistic bastard a lesson!

Anonymous said...

nkwobi isnt made of goat its made of cowleg and tail. really tasty and to really feel it u should eat it out of a wooden plate with ur hands.

SCOMISS said...

nkwobi is some igbo dish...go to your nearest igbo buka to find out...as per the guy...i would have said something to him o.in short you should have given him a good knock sef...

wavemasta said...

Don't mind those comedians. If you had winked at him, he might have also offered to buy you Nkwobi..lol
Anyways hw u dey?

Anu boy said...

see this people, i know where they make good Nkwobi for N500 mehn, just opposite GTassurance on bishop aboyade cole mehn, try it out oh

olu said...

This is super-funny. I m laughing so hard.

Afrobabe said...

LOL...I personally love nkwobi...but those preachers on the buses are so dammm annoying...Its even worse when they preach and look at you...

Oyibo man preaching in a jammed trained told me he was talking to me and I told him to go fuck himself and check his own lifestyle first...everyone started laughing including him...he then apologised.

Really preachers should take a correction stance not make a judgemental one

exschoolnerd said...

@ all the nkwobi experts...thnx for sharing

@ afrobabe..i didnt get an invite...i have been leaving u msgs on blogs i know u visit for you to send me an invite..too bad u dont blog anymore..i am very sure id have loved reading ur blog.

@lil miss and scomiss..believe me i wanted to knock him and use my fiungers to grab his mouth..bt i didnt fancy a beating.

@wavemasta...craze boy.lol

@anu...ehen so maybe u cn take me dere right?because all this nkwobi tlking has got me hungry for sum

@olu...yeah i was too

@afrobabe...lol...the guy didnt really see me am sure if he did he would have started tlking and then i wud have slapped him.

Tayo said...

LOL, that was hilarious! Go to any major bar and ask for Nkwo Obi, a trial will convince you, and your life will never remain the same!

Afrobabe said...

Ehmmm babes, be like say you reply the wrong person oh...my blog still dey kampe...

that must have been for cally...

Anonymous said...

This girl you will kill me with all this gist.

cally-waffybabe said...

LMAO at anon 22.57 LOL at the wooden plate description. You be real EXPERT o lol!!! Banga soup is also sweet when eaten from a wooden bowl combined with starch...kai!!!

@ ex-school nerd: I'm so sorry i thought i did. I had to stop blogging as anons no gree me rest.

@anuboy: Why am i not surprised that you'd be the one to know the best joints? At least i now know who to hook up with when i come to naija- and you're paying o lol.

@ tayo: See yoruba man like you tryna feel like an nkwobi expert also. Look as you even spell am sef- Nkwo Obi!!! Mr Obi ke? LOL!!! Abeg go chop ya amala and ewedu jare and you fit bombolo cigar join am after...LMAO!!!

Zephi said...

lol@everyone dropping knowledge on nwokobi..some say na goat meat, some say na cow leg...me thinks it is frog legs..

funny ish though

Mz. Dee said...

I cannot stop laffin..
itz 1:07 am and i cant sleep..
So wat am i doin?
Readin every post on ex-schoolnerd'z blog.. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS ENTRY!