who told me i could pull it off? i would have been the laughing stock of the whole university road..i would walk on the road and people would say that is the girl, the funniest thing happened, you should have been there...didnt i know that some kind of spirit was looking for every possible way to embarass me....since i was born its been one embarassing moment afer the other.
What happened oh?
I have finally moved to my hostel off campus..yay!!! ill tell u why am happy later.
So yea i woke up this morning oh got dressed ready to go to school to start my course registration, reached the junction and the line for school cabs was longer than the wall of china, buses were full.I stopped an okada, school gate...what was i thinking...didnt i know i had a wig on...yes i bought a wig...i was tired of having to do my hair...and so a wig seemed less stressful....na so i climb the okada..gidigba! it was friggin cold, and the breeze that was blowing would pick a baby and slam her on the ground..okay am exagerrating...but the breeze dey blow sha..one kain evil breeze..one kain alakoba of a breeze that wants to doti omo girl..e no g better for am...
Ehen jejely i was on the okada oh....na so one bastard breeze from nowhere just hit me the wig flew up....but i caught it before it left my head...chei! i was so embarassed...i started murmuring to myself...who send me msg now o! idiot like me....went to enter okada when u carry wig put for head, the perfect recipe for an embarassing moment, u no even make sure sey u look like person under the wig...lol...the okada man probably thought i was mad....i have said it...if the wig should ever fly off my head.I will dash the person it hits!!! Tufia...make e fall for middle of the road...make i dey dodge cars because i won pick wig...i am slowly rethingking the wig thing...i need to go and do my hair...i say it again..Tufia!....
Like i said i have moved to my hostel...yay!!!
yes i am happy oh...they wanted to turn me into a housegirl in that house, if i was not careful they will chase Mr oyekusibe away with style and i will be his replacement.If i complain now them go say..."It is training u for the future when u get married"
Do u know how much i hate that statement....i come this world just because of sey i wan marry one man, its almost like dey r telling me that am one earth just so one man can have food in his belly and someone to shag.....its a man's world and i am just living in it.
Laide go and cook the food.....it will help u in the future when u get married.
Go and wash the plate.....it will help u in the future
Go to the market...it is training you for the future
Give me water...for the future
Fry egg for me....future o!
scratch my leg...for the future!
I am happy i am out of there, felt like i was suffocating and i didnt have time for me.Am not happy because of the freedom...mchew!!! freedom wey i no go use do anything....
Ehen i have only two roomates now and they seem nice, seem being the key word.One is a fresher and talks alot which is nice for me cause i dont like talking....plus she has already volunteered to cook for me this evening...so i like her already.
The other i hear is a miss fuss-alot...i dont like fussy people...but lemme not just conclude..ill watch her for a while....she seems nice though but talks to herself a great deal and has alot of load she doesnt need....hmm!!! but they seem like girls that dont have too much drama..which is good because i cant stand drama..
I still have my old friends in the hostel..odun...ronke comes often but she has changed sha...and i can't be bothered but we used to be real close.....oh well! shit happens!