Monday, 21 January 2008

Moved out!

who told me i could pull it off? i would have been the laughing stock of the whole university road..i would walk on the road and people would say that is the girl, the funniest thing happened, you should have been there...didnt i know that some kind of spirit was looking for every possible way to embarass me....since i was born its been one embarassing moment afer the other.

What happened oh?

I have finally moved to my hostel off campus..yay!!! ill tell u why am happy later.


So yea i woke up this morning oh got dressed ready to go to school to start my course registration, reached the junction and the line for school cabs was longer than the wall of china, buses were full.I stopped an okada, school gate...what was i thinking...didnt i know i had a wig on...yes i bought a wig...i was tired of having to do my hair...and so a wig seemed less stressful....na so i climb the okada..gidigba! it was friggin cold, and the breeze that was blowing would pick a baby and slam her on the ground..okay am exagerrating...but the breeze dey blow sha..one kain evil breeze..one kain alakoba of a breeze that wants to doti omo girl..e no g better for am...

Ehen jejely i was on the okada oh....na so one bastard breeze from nowhere just hit me the wig flew up....but i caught it before it left my head...chei! i was so embarassed...i started murmuring to myself...who send me msg now o! idiot like me....went to enter okada when u carry wig put for head, the perfect recipe for an embarassing moment, u no even make sure sey u look like person under the wig...lol...the okada man probably thought i was mad....i have said it...if the wig should ever fly off my head.I will dash the person it hits!!! Tufia...make e fall for middle of the road...make i dey dodge cars because i won pick wig...i am slowly rethingking the wig thing...i need to go and do my hair...i say it again..Tufia!....

Like i said i have moved to my hostel...yay!!!

yes i am happy oh...they wanted to turn me into a housegirl in that house, if i was not careful they will chase Mr oyekusibe away with style and i will be his replacement.If i complain now them go say..."It is training u for the future when u get married"

Do u know how much i hate that statement....i come this world just because of sey i wan marry one man, its almost like dey r telling me that am one earth just so one man can have food in his belly and someone to shag.....its a man's world and i am just living in it.

Laide go and cook the food.....it will help u in the future when u get married.
Go and wash the plate.....it will help u in the future
Go to the market...it is training you for the future
Give me water...for the future
Fry egg for me....future o!
scratch my leg...for the future!


I am happy i am out of there, felt like i was suffocating and i didnt have time for me.Am not happy because of the freedom...mchew!!! freedom wey i no go use do anything....

Ehen i have only two roomates now and they seem nice, seem being the key word.One is a fresher and talks alot which is nice for me cause i dont like talking....plus she has already volunteered to cook for me this evening...so i like her already.

The other i hear is a miss fuss-alot...i dont like fussy people...but lemme not just conclude..ill watch her for a while....she seems nice though but talks to herself a great deal and has alot of load she doesnt need....hmm!!! but they seem like girls that dont have too much drama..which is good because i cant stand drama..

I still have my old friends in the hostel..odun...ronke comes often but she has changed sha...and i can't be bothered but we used to be real close.....oh well! shit happens!

19 comments:

olu said...

I should known it was you. The eyes! I saw you in school today around the bookshop and was undecided saying is it her, is it not her and just let it pass.Thank God your wig episode didn't happen on campus. You look formidable sha.

Rayo said...

Congratulations on your freedom. There's nothing like having room to breath without your parents in the background telling you to breath slowly so that you won't get the hiccups...er...or something like that.

Afrobabe said...

ahhhh the smell of freedom...

eFJay said...

wo wigs are the shizzle... the instant weaves are really gud sha, they r like real weaves as opposed 2 wigs. i hv so many people think i rly like 2 do my hair lol little do they knw... i shld post u one!
Congrats on gettin ur own space

exschoolnerd said...

@olu...hw r u so sure twas me u saw...neways next time u c me do holla!!!!

@rayo..babes thnx!!! these past two days have been heavenly.

@afrobabe...smells good.am sure if u were my roomate it wud have been fun shey?

@efjay...instant weaves...hmmm...hvnt seen them....thnx sweets!!!! how is boo? hpe gd.

SCOMISS said...

nice one! ah ah u are a big chic

u should use bobby pins to pin the wig to your hair...that way the the wig will not fly off...i am telling u from experience....

so i can visit you now...as soon as i can find learn how to get to unilag..

call me jo...

eFJay said...

lol! boo wa okay o... hpe u r enjoyin ur new place n ur roomies, ma ba anybody ja o! lol!

Fo said...

hey been a while....LOL at ur okada/wig drama...all the best wif ur room mates,wld surly be coming by to read on updates of that...
ciao

Aloofaa said...

Keep blogging... it might earn you The Future Awards :)

CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

welcome to the big leagues girl...

wigs ahoy *wink wink*

Sha said...

Hahahahaahahaha the wig story is hella funny. loll dunno how ppl do it sha but i guess u gotta pin it very well, or maybe glue it to or something. me i nor get time for dat kain wahala sha.

congrats on ur freedom, i knw wot u mean...*memories

Afrobabe said...

Babes, If I was your room mate....we for fail exams big time oh....

You would become the babe formerly known as ex school nerd!!!

Bubbles said...

LOL, i can just imagine u holding the wig on ur head while on the bike. OMG..

Anonymous said...

with great power comes a greater responsibility. not trying to dampen your mood, just dont want you to stop being your usual aware and respectful self.
have fun and make the most of it (lol!).

kingsley 4rm surulere

badderchic said...

Have I missed your blog? Errm ye!
Have I missed your madness? err duh!
Have I missed you? LIKE YA!
millz u babe!
Ehn, na you no sabi o! wig na bobbies/downtown in 5mins abi you no know? try to dey tie am with rope lol.

exschoolnerd said...

missed u too b!

Kaydee said...

Woah!U was beautiful as a child.U had that authentic butty look(Lol).It's been really long.

Skip said...

now u are free can we ehm you know make we link up na! holla back no dull ya self o!

TinTin said...

hahahaaaa....eya pele!! damn breeze..hope u have a spare wig sha!