Okay so I didn’t really do any of my rules....i went home in the morning and was back in school some hours later to feast my eyes. Too bad I could find my earphones and my shades were at home. Anyways 3 out of 5 people were in red…how very irritating…I mean that would be the last day I would wear red..its so cliché…I mean some chick wore red with hearts all around, some other chick wore a red top, white skirt, red shoes and red kpata…how do I know..the bloody thing was showing…i guess she did it intentionally.
It was a bloody red affair, and then the holding hands started, anyways I had a class so I couldn’t sit and imagine myself doing bodily harm to anyone…thinking I would finally be rid from seeing red….only to see like 4 people in my class all decked up in red…one had a teddy bear in a nylon and wouldn’t put the friggin thing down….
There’s a trade fair going on in my school and it lasts for a wek….went with my friend…decided to get some shoes…..wedges….guess what colour they were- RED! Not on purpose anyways but they were the only shoes that were my size and they looked really cute and I had to have them…so I guess I did Val myself in a way.They are high, and I don’t do high but ill have to make do….i am now probably 6ft 2 with them….way to go laide….chasing more boys away….
Unlike Madam Princesa, I didn’t get nothing…boo hoo! No cakes, no chocs, no teddies…nothing.I truly wasn’t expecting any cause its not like I have a boyfriend…and my friends are bloody cheapskates who told me “the fact that I am still ur frend is proof that I love you”…no valentines present can be better than that…awon oniranu!
But there is someone I want to call out, ANU…yes ANU on blogville..mr marketer….before valentines day would send me loads of msgs about how he wanted me and yada yada yada….and I was like no wahala now…just send me that pink ipod uv been marketing so fervently on your blog…..Mr ANU promised me oh, he said if it’s the last thing he does I must get that ipod, even if it means him losing his job and bringing it over to my hostel he would…whatever it takes…as he put it…..valentines day has come and gone…ANU didn’t fufill his promise….instead he’s calling me baby….thunda faya dat ur mouth ANU…apart from ANU all you other yeye olori kori’s on valentines day laide didn’t exist abi…bt after valentines day u can call shey….just call me now…call me…call me se
There was this boy…okay stupid boy that wanted us to go some place on valentines day but I think I fronted too much he didn’t even bother calling. I think I told him “I’ll get back to you, on whether I am interested in going anywhere with you”…but a girl must front small now, shey make I just gree like that..lol…anyways the boy didn’t call me…and laide olabode…..can’t and won’t call anyborri cause of valentines day…na so d thing dey hook me…maybe he was hoping I would call and be like “where are you now? Am already dressed”…..TUFIA wetin? AKWA!!!......am just waiting for him to call me. After I had told all my friends, hey am going here, this boy just show himself..no be me im show…I wasn’t really hyped about it, I just wanted to leave the hostel and I promised my friends they could come along….so they started making jokes…at like 12 midnight they came to my room…”Ah laide, this boy never come, we are still waiting o!” then they started laughing…..I will treat your fuck up..dont worry, just make mistake call me.
Anyways although I was good for the better part of the morning, I did sorta feel dejected by evening time…and wished I had someone special to share valentines day with, so I became sort of moody and didn’t really talk to anyone, and cried a little…and slept….and wondered which of the exes it would have been nice to spend valentine’s day with, and why I don’t have a boyfriend, and whether something is wrong with me…or maybe they are just too intimidated…cause I’ve been told I do that sometimes..intimidate them with my height and all….and yada yada yada..and cried some more…okay pity party over.
After my cry fest my friend cooked some valentine’s rice, with some nice stew and we ate to our satisfaction….all five of us…all boy friendless (all gorgeous if I might add-seriously)…but we got each other don’t we…
Oh yeah I just remembered I did get a late valentines present from the only man who loves me….my dad! He got me perfume…ok he got everyone…but it was so sweet of him…thanx daddy…so for all you yeye bois……I reserve my comments…make I just hear you utter love near my side.