Saturday, 16 February 2008

So how did my valentines day go?

Okay so I didn’t really do any of my rules....i went home in the morning and was back in school some hours later to feast my eyes. Too bad I could find my earphones and my shades were at home. Anyways 3 out of 5 people were in red…how very irritating…I mean that would be the last day I would wear red..its so cliché…I mean some chick wore red with hearts all around, some other chick wore a red top, white skirt, red shoes and red kpata…how do I know..the bloody thing was showing…i guess she did it intentionally.

It was a bloody red affair, and then the holding hands started, anyways I had a class so I couldn’t sit and imagine myself doing bodily harm to anyone…thinking I would finally be rid from seeing red….only to see like 4 people in my class all decked up in red…one had a teddy bear in a nylon and wouldn’t put the friggin thing down….

There’s a trade fair going on in my school and it lasts for a wek….went with my friend…decided to get some shoes…..wedges….guess what colour they were- RED! Not on purpose anyways but they were the only shoes that were my size and they looked really cute and I had to have them…so I guess I did Val myself in a way.They are high, and I don’t do high but ill have to make do….i am now probably 6ft 2 with them….way to go laide….chasing more boys away….

Unlike Madam Princesa, I didn’t get nothing…boo hoo! No cakes, no chocs, no teddies…nothing.I truly wasn’t expecting any cause its not like I have a boyfriend…and my friends are bloody cheapskates who told me “the fact that I am still ur frend is proof that I love you”…no valentines present can be better than that…awon oniranu!

But there is someone I want to call out, ANU…yes ANU on blogville..mr marketer….before valentines day would send me loads of msgs about how he wanted me and yada yada yada….and I was like no wahala now…just send me that pink ipod uv been marketing so fervently on your blog…..Mr ANU promised me oh, he said if it’s the last thing he does I must get that ipod, even if it means him losing his job and bringing it over to my hostel he would…whatever it takes…as he put it…..valentines day has come and gone…ANU didn’t fufill his promise….instead he’s calling me baby….thunda faya dat ur mouth ANU…apart from ANU all you other yeye olori kori’s on valentines day laide didn’t exist abi…bt after valentines day u can call shey….just call me now…call me…call me se

There was this boy…okay stupid boy that wanted us to go some place on valentines day but I think I fronted too much he didn’t even bother calling. I think I told him “I’ll get back to you, on whether I am interested in going anywhere with you”…but a girl must front small now, shey make I just gree like that..lol…anyways the boy didn’t call me…and laide olabode…..can’t and won’t call anyborri cause of valentines day…na so d thing dey hook me…maybe he was hoping I would call and be like “where are you now? Am already dressed”…..TUFIA wetin? AKWA!!!......am just waiting for him to call me. After I had told all my friends, hey am going here, this boy just show himself..no be me im show…I wasn’t really hyped about it, I just wanted to leave the hostel and I promised my friends they could come along….so they started making jokes…at like 12 midnight they came to my room…”Ah laide, this boy never come, we are still waiting o!” then they started laughing…..I will treat your fuck up..dont worry, just make mistake call me.


Anyways although I was good for the better part of the morning, I did sorta feel dejected by evening time…and wished I had someone special to share valentines day with, so I became sort of moody and didn’t really talk to anyone, and cried a little…and slept….and wondered which of the exes it would have been nice to spend valentine’s day with, and why I don’t have a boyfriend, and whether something is wrong with me…or maybe they are just too intimidated…cause I’ve been told I do that sometimes..intimidate them with my height and all….and yada yada yada..and cried some more…okay pity party over.

After my cry fest my friend cooked some valentine’s rice, with some nice stew and we ate to our satisfaction….all five of us…all boy friendless (all gorgeous if I might add-seriously)…but we got each other don’t we…

Oh yeah I just remembered I did get a late valentines present from the only man who loves me….my dad! He got me perfume…ok he got everyone…but it was so sweet of him…thanx daddy…so for all you yeye bois……I reserve my comments…make I just hear you utter love near my side.

21 comments:

Scomiss said...

dads are the greatest...my dad sent me some extra shopping money then he sent me a text saying "this time next year, i should not be the only one sending you something" ...lol

exschoolnerd said...

lol!!!! that was funny!

Fo said...

i guess ma day kinda went like urs too,thu we had plans...but dint work out as we intended...dads are always d best aren't they??

Pink-satin said...

@ scomiss how sweet

ex schl nerd at leat ur dad sent you something!

chicala said...

abi o, at least ur dad sent u sth.................i'll still say lucky you! Obviously u had a blast, lol!

Afrobabe said...

lmao @ ur friends asking how far with the outing...mennnn thats the most terrible of all scenes...hahahhahha..

sorry jare,next year will be better

Omosewa said...

LOL@ the guy who didnt call back. I guess someone else jumped at the offer.

Cry ke, abeggii...

Lmao@thhe babe who didnt leave the teddy alone, ooga ju...

eFJay said...

leave the teddy babe, u dnt knw whether she hasnt been val-ed ever in her life! lol
Ma worry u'd hv better vals days at least u werent in d library stuck with work like me
meanwhile lo ka vals story mi

'ef babe'

bumight said...

I was one of those annoying people wearing red (does wine-red count?) lol! and not because I got 'val-ed" or anything, boyfie didnt even get to see me in red.
teddy bears are so last year!
I thot ANU said he was reserving the pink ipod for me?

Ms. Catwalq said...

awwwwww Go Daddy!!!!

Anu boy said...

come. why you go de lie about me... who promised you pink ipod... see this big thief, na so i go give you ipod, na bumight i promise pink pod ohhhh...

anyways, whats popping..

Sha said...

eya... easy ma. cry ke? is it dat serious?
lol @ teddy bear chick..lmao mayb its her first..

u too nxt time no fronting oh..

mwah

ibiluv said...

teddy bear chick had to let EVERYONE know and see she was valled

u cry?u of all pple?
well our emotions get the best of us sometymes...u r lucky-ur dad remembered u-ok-so i got a call from mine.......*wink*

i am sure next year will b romantic

teediva said...

madam u shld hae taken ur own advice, the ones from your previous post. i tried em even tho i didnt need em. no val, but i was with friends and to us it was just another day. we had a banging time (read that with a clean mind pls) together.

AlooFar said...

Even as it was my birthday, I didn't have much fun.

How are you?

Omotayo said...

I thot I called U dat day.........guess my call doesn't count......or U just no wan........

exschoolnerd said...

@omotao....haba! i appreciate it....alotofodathingshappened that i just ddint mention..thnx

Arewa said...

Aww. we have to fine Anu!! How could he!
How sweet of ur dad to give u a vals pressie.
I didnt know that people still go out by dressing up in red and white for Vals day...damn

shola pacheco said...

lol,i didnt even notice it was val ,wen i was mad ill with food poisoning.i got a teddy from a colleague,a day earlier...owan sukun lol,laide omi ma po loju eh.,,,how yah doing

Scomiss said...

oh baby...it is time to update

Miss Kiki said...

dnt worry the 14th was jst as fucked for all the boyfriendless ladies around d world..(well at least for the ones i know). Love ur blog (just discovered it), u're so cute, funny and down to earth.