Ooooooh! I hate entering the class when it’s full, people start staring at you like some newly discovered specie.
No nonsense face on
Enters the class….finds a sit at the back
Ewo! Test! Abi na wetin I dey hear so, what happened to no more impromptu tests, okay the first question seems okay but the second question go hard man pikin..make I even see who dey for this my row.
Na so so olodo just take style full this row sha, “biro biters” and “head scratchers”…the kind wey if u dub lecturer no go only give you zero but go add your ear nose and mouth join for the zero with a little note. “If at all you want to dub, dub from the right person at least haba!” how I for do am now!
Come this girl will you remove your hand from that your paper, this is not primary school oh, who wan dub you sef, u no know sey I dey look face before I dub, person dey cover book u sef dey cover book, abeg make I see road jare, carry dat your head comot make I see that boy wey dey beside you….annoying something..e no see as e black like colour 1 weavon.
Wetin this one de write sef, fear dey catch me to dub oh!!! I can’t just dub any nonsense…not everybody who is writing knows what they are writing about, the answer wey dis one dey give no even tally with the question.
Did he just say 10 more minutes!!! Is he high, 10 kini?
Oooooooh!!!! Who is dat tapping me from behind, abeg free me jare..ah its Yinka…ah number 2…u are a darling, a lifesaver…
O ho! Sister cover cover u want to dub from me now? If I dash u one blow ehn, me sef fit cover book…common carry ur eye away…mchew! Yeye!!
I have another class now at Edu, chei see the line for cab..oooh!!! kai..sometimes ehn dis unilag dey tire me.
I am already thirty minutes late for this class and the class is full...again! Imagine if I enter and the lecturer breaks off into her own version of “Soulja boy’s”…crank that!
“Yooooooooooooooooou!!!!! (Pointing at me) Stupid girl is late to class, its no wonder she won’t pass.
Now why don’t you walk urself out, why don’t you walk yourself out.lol
Me and the things I think of sha…
No nonsense face on
How grand would it have been if she actually started singing…..and doing the superman dance!
Straight to you-tube I tell ya!
Yes! There’s space there, its small but I can like to manage.
Yes! Can I help u? Dress to where? Upon the English wey dis one dey study na dress im still dey talk, dress ni bo you put dress for here, abeg fly to the back. Dont look at me like I just did you wrong, you see me managing this minuscule space dey siddon with one butt cheek. Blood no dey enter pesin leg…you wan come join put to my misery with that your kain yansh…
Mba! To the back, to the back…everything you carry to a seat at the back…
Dress ko…aso ni!!!
Bwahahahahahaha…did I just see that..did someone really write that…lemme me even read all the nonsense some jobless people have been writing on this wall..
-I need a girl with a juicy ass, pls call 08000000000…..(olofo! Pervert oshi…Any gurl wey call you make she just accept anything wey come to her)
-I need a fat girl for marriage pls call xxxxxxxxx(am sure there’s a perverted reason behind that)
-I need a girl for a serious relationship… (Well u won’t be getting one through this medium)
Gosh this lecturer dey fear me oh.. whenever she talks am half expecting a demon to jump out of her mouth, the way she contorts her face and the way she opens her eyes..its the stuff for horror movies I tell ya.
Chei this biro has stopped working oh! Rundown!
Lemme ask this girl for an extra pen
Pls do you have an extra pen….you don’t…some girls have issues..on top sey I wan ask for biro.. Jesu! Kai see the evil eye ….maybe I resemble the girl wey steal im boyfriend….why dem no go steal im boyfriend sef….
Pls let me ask a human being instead, a boy preferably all dis yeye ges with their yeye attitude….i can’t shout!
Look dis boy stop cutting me eye this early morning…u can like to face your front and stop looking back, stop smiling, why he is smiling…mo ma ro go….see me see wahala…why is this boy smiling at me…and he is waving…do we know each other….am I supposed to wave back. Wait first! Make I look around sef….
I thought as much.
He was waving to someone behind me.
Thank you Lord for giving me the common sense to look back before I waved, you and you alone deserve all the glory…if it were up to me id be messing up at every five seconds but father you always come through for me.
When there is eye shadow smeared all over my face and all the wicked girls won’t tell me…father you direct me to my mirror.
When my fly is open, father you use all their perverted smiles to let me know.
When I am about to have mouth diarrhea, father u remind me of chichi…
When I am halfway to school in bathroom slippers…father the wind blows a lot more so I can feel the coldness on my feet.
When I look a hot mess after climbing off an okada, at that moment a car passes by and I see my sorry state.
What can I do without you father? Apparently nothing!!
When a lecturer is boring the heck out of me…..u make her leave just in the nick of time…phew! Thank God oh!
An the award for the most boring lecture goes to…
When I get too exited you make her come back and give us a bloody assignment…shucks!
Yeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! My leg, see as this one just match me with im heels…sorry? Sorry for urself…dis chick has wounded me…ah! if na me match am now…..e no end for this class…idiyoot!!!
Move move move out of my way….who is pushing me…stop pushing! Jesus! I feel like cattle…small small now we will all get out but not if we are rushing like dis….wo! stop pressing your breast in my face…moooooooove!!! Yeee!!! Stop pushing!!! Lol am laughing but this is just so annoying…grown up folks like us can’t get out of the class without rushing and pushing…by the time pesin reach outside now..e go dey pack
breast back inside bra…moooove!!!!
Phew!!! i have so had it I am going home.I feel like playing ten ten.