Monday, 5 May 2008

Exam gist!!!!

So this exam period HAS BEEN quite eventful....everyday something happened...so i just decided to share some of them with yall.


Yinka reading for two and a bunch of tired students!


waiting endlessly for a paper...




Show me what you got, lil mama!!

The exam period became a time for girls to show what they were working with,its not everytime you get a whole bunch of like 400 students in one place, most times we r all scattered and shit, but during exams we r all in the hall and it has become a time to wear your best baffs, emphasize ur best assests..like this chiquita oh! now the day i saw her i was angry..i was like what kain partiality be dis...wen u see this chick u wanna stand up and give God a good clap...ah hah...na only she dey for this world..na here my yansh ration take enter...as in homegirl has a bad shape...as in u can't even deny....itsy bitsy waist with some big big somthings..i hope i dont sound gay....d day she paraded the hall in dis very tight pencil skirt see how all d boys dey loook..me sef look o! i never see d kain thing before.little did i know that i was going to be seeing more of the ass than i wanted to see the next day....next day oh i was in the toilet, homegurl walks in....goes into one of the stalls,doest close the door...starts peeing...turns around...chei...which kain view for this early morning.......in confusion i rub the eyeshadow i was applying on my eyebrow and signal my friend to look..she looked and almost choked...can't homegurl close d door sef...mchew!!! yeye tryna rub it in our faces..God save u i didnt have my fone with me...

Oh I think they know me!
I didn’t know people knew my name in class oh! As in normally they’d pass u and act like there’s envostick in their mouth and cant say hello…or if they want to ask u something they’d be like ‘Scuse me!’ so how come during my English syntactic analysis…people I didn’t know knew my name or pretended not to, or didn’t even talk to me started calling me.Laide! number 6! Number 6! They pronounced the name so welll..omo I was shocked.there was a guy at my back..my friend yinka by my right, another chick by my left and one other one at my front..calling me at the same time….LAIDE! LAIDE! I almost went mad, me wey never finish, nepa come take light for art theatre nd they r asking us to submit…wo! I just stood up from there…laide ko! Laide ni!


A friend indeed!

I have talked about one dude segun who is supposedly my friend…but omo this boy fall my hand no be small..what happened…okay so we had this exam…which was like german objectives..fill in the blanks…I really didn’t want to ask him…the only person I ever ask for stuff is yinka, who gives me points if I forget and I build on it…but I asked this boy…segun pls did you do number 19..he was sitting next to me.This boy no answer me…I was shocked…my friend was insulting me..that I didn’t speak up so he didn’t hear…I said she should try her lucky…not luck o! she called him…pls number 19…the boy didn’t answer her….my supposed friend o!….ah if this boy sees me again he can like to hol his side because if he comes to hug me or something LAI! Before im reach de!…KPASS!!! FOR IM FACE..d bleach will wear off and he’ll return to his natural colour……will u take my name comot from that ur dirty mouth…


I wanna make love in this hall….
Na so I just dey sing dey go o! and that yeye yinka said unilag didn’t have fine boys nemore….no be fine boys yapa like this,too much sef! During one paper one sat infront of me, but he didn’t write nothing on his paper..i was so disappointed..Fine boy olodo! I was so turned off…this other time there was this free seat beside me and currie was approaching my side…I think he wanted to come take the seat.... from nowhere one crab like that just sprang up and sat on the seat..e be laik sey make I take leg kick am comot for the chair…oshi…


Freaks come out during exams

As in people you haven't seen since 19gogoro claiming to be in your class, they dont come for lectures,dont submit assignments, not even once...but during exams from their holes they will crawl out from and u'll be like r we in the same class and with so much confidence they will tell u yes! This one chic was telling my friend yinka that she doesnt see me in class that r we in the same class...i told yinka u for ask am whether im dey see imself for class...as in i laughed like mad...u dont come to classes at all..maybe once or twice when u hear we have a test and u have the nerve to say u dont see me in class!!!...me ke!!! gosh i laughed so hard...cause it was so ridiculous...


I have a husband?

There is this boy oh! he hasn't paid dowry,we started talking like a week to exam and now he's telling everyone i am his wife..from where to where?...everytime he's like am sitting next to u and yada yada yada....pipo sef...if i no read nko..u dont even know whether i get sense as i be...yinka will not let me rest with the teasing...he's cute but some scoin-scoinlified here and there..


Am talking to you jailer, stop calling me a prisoner

Faculty of education lecturers are the most….as in they are so quick to insult and treat us like a bunch of maloo’s..especially this one female lecturer who resembles a bleaching fowl, that acts like she shacks before she comes to invigilate, she used her hands to do sandwich with one gurls head…wacking it back and forth, slapped one boy, called one other guy ugly in front of like 300 people, pull people ,push them, shouts like a maniac..i mean she is so unruly….and it is so different when I go and do my faculty of arts courses…the lecturers are so mannered and rarely treat us like the bottom rung of the school, they actually praise us more than our lecturers…na wa sha…maybe they don’t have kids at home…they are so quick to condemn and insult…


Dubbing and lying skills boku

One dude wrote answers on two hundred naira note…lol…they gbagbed his ass, another wroe on his docket..putting chips I bra, in shoe.Some people can lie en,this chick they caught talking “I CAN SWEAR ON MY LIFE SIR!” she said it like 6 times and the lecturer was like “U will just die like that” ….she still continued cracking everybody up, as in…this oe is not caught red handed oh…IT WASN’T ME is d order of the day…the only day I was told to stand up was when I was singing one yeye lil wayne song “Call me so I can make it juicy for u" and I remembered that I told my friend that lil wayne resembled a spider and laughed….na so dem say make I stand up that I was talking…I was like shuoo….talk ke? I just stood up sha…didn’t want wahala..the other time I was told to submit cause I was telling some girl answers…but i had finished by then.


hope u enjoyed my lil amebo!!!

19 comments:

musco said...

tanx 4 giving us an insight into wot exam looks like in unilag.it seems there were enough distractions to help reduce the stress dat comes with every exam.

bumight said...

I loved this post! felt like I was right there in unilag with u... and the songs...ok, lemme go study for my own exam, (twill prolly not be this much fun anyways)...


one more thing: what is a docket?

Anonymous said...

i think i know about the girl with the shape you were talking about...and i don't even go to lag talkless of school in naija...but her jist reach me o.

Afrobabe said...

awwww....ur post has me laughing like mad...

What are all the cultist doing, shouldn't they be beating up such lecturers??

Omotayo said...

Laide U sure say no be U dey swear on Ur life plus Ur papa life and every other thing? Kidding. But back then, I had dis friend that was always lying on his dead popc's head like everytime he was in some deep yawa, which was like often.
Hope d exams have been going well. Make U come wash am 4 me after d exams o. Cheers gal.

exschoolnerd said...

@musco..my pleasure!!!

@bumight...a docket is like an identification paper,that has our passport picture,courses we are offering and necessary signatures.good luck with ur exams dear.
@anonymous...r u sure we r tlking bout the same gurl..this gurl is in the faculty of edu...dark and had this sharp forehead....worse than tyra banks.

@afrobabe.hw u dey?..abi o! where r the cultists were u need them?

@omotayo..haba! me ke! u shud know me..I CANNOT SHOUT!

theicequeen said...

lololol..good luckl wiv your exams ohhH!

meanwilez..im here laffin like an idiot at "bleaching fowl" and "fine boy olodo"...i am so easily amused....

Fausset said...

lol...lol i love ur post..lol so u dey scope girl..lol anyways girls can always go scot-free with scoping girls, but guys hell na..

love that lilk waynes song "call me so i can make it juicy for u"

u wanted tomake love during ur exam shey...lol e yaa u for open paper for the boi na..lol

Mz. Dee said...

Lmao... my mother slapped the back of my head for singin dat song at a weddin o.. cnt blame me.. i got bored.

Lolz at this post.. exams for unilag shud be recorded and made into a show!!
And god i just hate wen ppl with loaded backside are dancin in my face.. upon the fact that i am short and nyashless..hiss.

God has not abandoed us!!
Gudluck in ur examz!

wellsbaba said...

Laide ur so crackin me up im speechless....so dem dey call u for class,u knw book b dat ooo....lol...wishin u goodluck in ur exams thou....my side here sef hard dem won kill me but nothin do me....yes I tag you oo so checkout my latest post n post ur own 6quirks

Nine said...

You don't sound gay.A little envious,but not gay;)

The babe is just employing a tested strategy:fine babes don't get busted in nigerian exams.Period.

And leave my guy o jare.Friend no dey exam o!

All the best in the exams sha.

eFJay said...

Goodluck with the remaining o... Lol @ the dubbing!
If u like dnt stop by my blog!

'ef babe'

יש (Yosh) said...

lma0!

Laide, Number 6! Is 6 your lucky number?! :D I remember I had a panic attack in my WASSCE 'cos of such hushed whispers. Even peeps that dissed me back in school then became exam lab friends. Nonsense pipo!

Godspeeds your exams et al o!

And yeah, Lil Wayne sure looks like some 'creature' sha!

take care! :-)

theicequeen said...

taggg! youre it..too layzee to type rules, so hussle to my blog and figure it out..hehe

olu said...

Your exams were sure eventful, mine was too, but for reasons that were detrimental like getting moved frm the seat I was (awon oloriburuku) to the front of the class etc. That one na voicemail.

I'm guilty of the ff:
1) Writing answers on my docket (I only did it once and dats cos the exam leaked, abeg free me).
2) Dubbing.
3) Checking out girls before, during and after exams (It calms my fuckin nerves).

I hate when ppl ask me "are you in this class?" wetin concern you now?

Ma bi nu si mi, will call you.

Charizard said...

Classic! Hahaha...lol..omg...unilag...in deed and in truth...

TinTin said...

yay!!! fineboy olodo..hheeee

cally-waffybabe said...

lmao big time! girl, i don't kbnow if anyone ever dislikes you cos you're so easy to love. you make me laugh EVERYTIME i come here even after taking long breaks from blogville. you're so consistent.

good luck in your exams girl. i wish you the best.

xxx

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