His name is Dimeji bello…if you know him tell him I said he is a bolo….he finished from university of North London..am giving out his details so that anyone who knows him can tell him that LAIDE…..said he is a BOLO.
What happened oh, okay this boy is a childhood friend of my friend ODB, they just got in contact with each other recently, he just finished school in jand and he’s in Nigeria and he’s asking her out and all…he told my friend ODB and he wanted us (her friends) to come out and chill and we were like okay, it’s a boring Saturday, nothing to do in the hostel we might as well go out and have fun. We got dressed up oh… ….sha looked nice…so did everyone ..all four of us….he said bring ur friends? Me I respect myself and if I wasn’t invited my leg will not comot from my hostel when going out is not doing me like that…
Anyways he comes oh in his Toyota Avensis….m like nice car…but damn he was short maybe like 5ft 5 and his equally short cousin (think horbits)…they didn’t even say hi or anything, even after my friends said hi to them, me I didn’t even bother saying hi when they started acting all uppity and shit cause he just came back from jand in my mind I was like..maybe he’s just shy and all…lemme cut him some slack….we squeeze ourselves into the back seat and we are on our way only for him to get stopped by some police men..they ordered them out and start searching their pockets, we thought ah! Is that allowed? And they aren’t even protesting? Anyways they searched their whole pockets almost put hand inside their yansh sef….they were still speaking fo-ne….see ehn if it were other unilag girls they will just sit in the car and let the boys handle them sef..they’ll even be hissing sef…..but we came out and we asked the officers what the problem was, which language did we not speak? English, Yoruba, pidgin….just to let them release us, they said the reason why they wouldn’t allow us go was cause the boys didn’t have allocation papers for plate number…shuoooo!! Since when did they start asking for that one..we sha talked to the officers oh…all the while these boys were just there looking like lucozade not saying anything…speaking fo-ne..shey fo-ne is what they want to eat? Talk sense to these police men come down to their level which one is all this…knahmean,….warram saying…..lemme call my daddy…..at ur age?
They wasted our time oh, we talked and talked and begged for these boys…..they searched the boot of the car like 5 times, searched their pockets ,took their fones, went thru all the numbers….but this mumu boys just stared like the bolo’s that they are….then one sleazy, slimy, disgusting sonborry of an inspector comes from nowhere and tells us that last week they caught a girl who hid cocaine in her private par that we should enter one by one in the car so he can be checking our private part region for what he didn’t put there….he also said in a jeering voice that he knows he has made us miss our ‘TARGETS’……meaning that the boys were probably organizing us as ARISTO girls….it was later I heard this and I was so so disgusted…..i mean what would cause all that because we dressed up, wore make-up it automatically means we are aristo girls…the boys didn’t even come to our defence oh..and the way they kept quiet and they were detached from us and we were douing all the talking made it seem like we had a lot at stake that’s why we wanted to get out of there in a hurry…but we are just nice girls….nothing more nothing less… the inspector also wanted to smooch us and when we were angry he was like not even one of u go allow me…..i was vexed and felt insulted..all the while dumb and dumber were just looking with this very retarded look on their face I swear u shud have seen how stupid they were looking, we were the ones doing all the talking, all the work….the sleazy police officer was practically drooling looking at all of us, and collected my friends number…..he definitely had the wrong impression about us…..and while he harassed us those idiots just looked on….anyways after they had wasted our time, we spent one hour standing, fighting for these two stupid boys….they finally release us and we get back into the car….No thanks guys oh anything…
They now make a turn they are not supposed to, and we are like…..ah ah…you are supposed to go straight and the idiot, the gremlin resembling human being finally found his voice… “we are dropping you guys at your hostel, we are fucking fustrated”…….Chimo!...we have seen life…I didn’t talk oh but I was boiling…my friends now asked him if he settled them and he was like 5k……being a bolo is a very bad thing….5K….5K!!!! upon all the talk…when he would have just given them 1k…500bux sef…..5,000…..and you are fustrated, are we the ones that got u into the situation, weren’t we even the ones who got you out of it…..shuooo….the thing that pained me was that he didn’t have the courtesy to tell us that he was sorry and wasn’t up for an outing anymore….he just made a turn like “lemme go and dump these useless girls back in their hotels they don’t deserve any explanation”….chei I was so so vexed…so angry…..oooh so now you are fustrated when the officers were treating u anyhow….yall didn’t say nothing…..
When we got to the hostel I told my friend to send him a text, then I told her lemme type the text…and I did….i told him he messed up big time…..Dimeji if you see this, your proud, leprechaun looking ass needs to sharpen up and am happy we didn’t get to hang out with u…..looking at it now it’s a blessing in disguise…and I just pray I see u outside some other day…..and you will know what I think about you….i feel sorry for you and the earlier u lend urself a brain the better….silly mistake for a boy.
I think the mistake I made was not telling him to just drop me on the road, so ill just walk to my hostel…I carry myself in such a manner that I give no allowance for disrespect and so do my friends so for such an idiot…to think that he can treat me anyhow is so sad.i hear he went to a private school and was shipped to jand for university afterwards, that’s no excuse to not be sharp…me and my friends all went to private sec schls, I alone went to four…my friends jand every other holiday and we are not dulling.I mean they couldn’t even say hi….you know what I think they were expecting some small ass frenz that are probably shorter than they are and they see three big ass gurls, tall, thick and they are intimidated and cant handle it…oma se!
Please I saw this insult in one book laik this and it befits them:
Smutty, ill bred, foul-mouthed, uncouth, mangy, grossly ribald, whipper-snapper chipmunks.
I know u might be wondering why I didn’t say all these infront of them, but u need to understand the shock I was in I thought they were joking, I mean they had to be we just spent one hour begging for them…and I wasn’t the one that knew them…if not I would tell them my mind..but if I start trading words with them id come of as just anoda “skempre” who is burnt that she didn’t get to go out..like her life depended on it….
Ill definitely meet them somewhere, no be naija.