Sunday, 6 July 2008

see me see wahala!!!

On Friday, after spending the whole day trying to get a new cash card and transferring my doe from the old misplaced cash card to the new one on one yeye website that took too long to upload…fifs and I decided to go see a movie cause we were both depressed, okay she was way depressed than me…for heaven’s sake she was listening to king of sorrow(sade adu)..i have my king of sorrow moments too sha but when I heard the song I was just like we need some fun sharply…we cabbed to cinema’s to watch a movie…the first wahala be sey I had to pay 1k for the movie..i so wanted to reach there before 6 so Ii could pay 500bux……how I go dey pay 1k to watch movie…Mchew!!!!..when 16 in 1 DVD never finish for town…neways payed the bloody 1k….we saw Tunji(whom we wanted to hang out with before we decided to go the cinema’s) only to meet him there (Tunji is our friend, fellow rock head, rock artiste- a very talented one at that)….we decide to see Hancock…although I wanted to see Forgetting Sarah Marshall sha…anyways Hancock was nice and all, although I was expecting more sha,I dunno bout you…I guess I just wasn’t feeling the whole lovey dovey side…neways it was a nice movie all the same.

After the movie we see mad traffic and we rush back in…thinking of where to chill..someone suggests CUBES…now me I haven’t been in CUBES before..wetin concern me concern CUBES…never been a fan of bars…never had a reason to go in there..almost did once but exed it…passed it a couple of times but not really curious to find out whats on the inside…..i don’t drink basically and I don’t really fancy bars/sport cafĂ©’s whatever they call it..anyways Tunji says they have some awesome chapman that we should try out….i was like hmmm…make I kuku enter this CUBES sef see how the place be….but as we get upstairs am like…gosh id rather have Ice cream at MCAFE…but nobody listens to me oh…or maybe they just didn’t hear….we entered CUBES…and like I predicted I didn’t like it…loud music..cant hear eachother…smoking…too many disgusting stares from disgusting men…anyways me am chatting to one bros on my phone sha…Tunji orders for the chapman they bring it in sum fancy cup..and na ‘ice block’ (ice cubes) full the yeye thing sef….. the chapman taste like that fanta chapman wey dem dey sell before….i was now like so whats so special about this..Tunji says the last time he bought it, twas 500 bux…anyways we dey drink dey go sha…..when ive had enough of the place I go out to continue my chatting with one bros like dis…I come back and I cant find Tunji..i ask Fifs….where’s Tunji….


“Tunjki went to settle our supposed bill of 1,500 and they said it was 6,000…..lol….i couldn’t do anything but laugh…and then feel sorry for him…..6,000 gini….2,000 for that bloody chapman, me wey dey complain sey the 500 Tunji talk sef no worth am…6 bloody tasand(thousand)...Oluwa o!....if too sey Tunji no get money now nko?..i know I get money for somewhere..if to sey that money no dey there nko? Them go just arrange us..oya u three….come here…dem go beat…beat…beat shege for our body…….e no go even funny..that will be the last time we go enter cubes….galleria sef…chei…it so wasn’t funny….i con tell the olori gbeske wey I dey chat with what happened…he was now like who send us message….instead of make we drink the one wey we fit handle we dey find chapman….

I was like what rubbish….if I vex ehn….we will go back there and order another round of chapman….lol…he was like na sleep we go just sleep for there, them go even lie mat for us…for the middle of CUBES for us…..lol…..its funny now but not then oh….hung out some more sha to avoid traffic and left like to 10:00……blasting rock music in the car we thought that was the end of our problems….only for theS car to break down at Ojuelegba…..i mean can my week and this day get any worse…..make I con dey push car again….chai…anyways Tunji being the darling that he is says we should go…my hstel wasn’t far from there and so is Ify’s house so we take a bike….the stupid okada man, apart from the fact that my breast became his back rest for the whole journey cause his seat so so small..felt like I was raping him from behind…the idiot didn’t drop me where I wanted him to and I didn’t want to get into an argument with an okada man….especially not at the time it was...and with me having a bad week and all..make e no just go slap me…make I slap am back..make e naked me for road..oloun ma je….i just gave him his money and he dropped me on the street before mine….gosh it felt good to finally get home knowing this week was finally coming to an end and hope and pray that next week would be the total opposite…I just pray sha…I cnt take a week like this again…

PS: I heard Summer Blogger Reunion is at Coconut Grove….i haf not go there before….make I no go say I want water make dem hol my pant for 5000 naira….abeg o!

17 comments:

pinkyandbrain said...

See me seeing wahala.....i cant fathom why i had to be the first peeker for this post...the fact that i was expecting to be like the back row leader..anyways i suppose its coz i didnt go to church...If U Had Been Visiting Bars Often You Would Have Known The Difference In Prices Compared To Outside Purchase...You Dont Necessarily Have To Be A Night Crawler..You Could Watch One Of You Man U Games There...Its Fun!.I Hope You Week Pans Out Well.

mizchif said...

My dear i totally feel u on d cubes mata. Personally, i think dat place is highly overrated, i've only entered it once, in all my galleria days, and i wasn't impressed, but @ least i respect myself no order anything.lol!

As for car breaking down...hmmm... me i no dey push car o, lai lai, lucky ur hostel wasn't far away.

Hope this week is much better for u tho.

Sting said...

LOL @ ur last statement. What an eventful week u had.

AlooFar said...

Hahahahahaha..... "the stupid okada man, apart from the fact that my breast became his back rest for the whole journey "

The new week is going to be great. say Amen!

;)

exschoolnerd said...

@pinky and the brain...nice blog name by the way...thnx for the comment i hp my week turs out well too.

@mizchif...lol..good for u....i think its overrated too jare...but neways thnx 4 the comment.

@ sting...abi o!


@Aloofar.....AMEN!!!!

olu said...

LOL @ listening toSade Adu's king of sorrow made her depressed.

Afrobabe said...

Lmao…the place the choose better be condusive for students oh…N6k for drinks…kai…u would have mixed urs and taken along jare…lmao..

exschoolnerd said...

@olu..yes oh if u want to throw urslf a pity party just listen to that song..i listen to it when i need to cry


@afrobabe...abi oh....some of us bloggers be students oh!!!!

wellsbaba said...

girl u try,u dey call inside cubes,u wudnt hear anythin n sorry bout d bad week,so so sorry....wen is d reunion comin up?would luv2b there.....

Mz. Dee said...

4 sum reason this post felt refreshin to me o....
I'm happy ure back to bloggin frequently! Missed ya!!

Lol @ ur the coconut grove thing.... we fit wash plate na!
:p

Dont wori hun.. it'll get better 4 u!

(laide abeg remove this verification thing! plzzz)

Anonymous said...

This blog always keep me amused. The author is constantly babbling on trivialities that would be deemed important by the shallow.

To live on day of my life, would give you the best seller you so desire. come to think of it, next Tuesday when i see you, i shall introduce myself and make your day.

As One Republic said, "if ever your world start crashing down, that's where you will find me."

nosa101 said...

6000?

lolz

theicequeen said...

eyyaaa..sorry oh, im going through a Sade and James blunt misery filled week myself.. (have you HEARD no Bravery? a truly miserable song, to borrow from James Blunt himself...its perfect!)

pele sha..yo umentioned Rock artiste among Tunji's crdentials..anywher we can grab a listen??...and see you makin me all nostalgic about fanta Chapman..GOD i miss that thing! i've considerd writing to the coco cola company a few times.....

omonaija86 said...

6000 for common chapman...na wa o

omonaija86 said...

can u imagine 6000 for common chapman that they used fanta and coloring for...na wa o.

rayo said...

u drank chapman 4 wat? jeez, i'm neva goin 2 figure out bars and wat ppl do dir.

rayo said...

chic oh, r u in lag?, if u r pls drop by on my blog and read the post titled tagged, or at least, the end of the post and mail me if u're interested.