Thursday, 23 October 2008

I flogged my first student today...ahhh!! it felt good!

Orgasmic even!!

Yes o! i gave him abi was it her..all i saw was the ass *gbaow*...he/she flinched and ran away..lol...and then i gave this other girl that sneaked into the class after i told a bunch of them to go outside and kneel down for not doing their assignment..two strokes on her hand...lol...i almost laughed while beating her cause it was odd for me...i dont like flogging, dont want to but i have to or else they wont listen to me...

i have been teaching them how to adress a formal letter for 2 classes now...just to adress it oh,i was supposed to teach them everything about a formal letter it one class but they find it really hard to grasp stuff so i have to continously hammer on points so they get it.I havent even started with the body of the letter....and i have lost my voice...i mean they can't keep quiet for just 2 seconds...just 2 seconds...i find myself shouting keep quiet every minute...

I had to set them straight on calling me "Mummy"...from where to where...i resemble ur mama...call me aunty or dont call me at all.


I might post pictures soon so yall will see the school,students and all...

Another thing i am having problem's with is getting to the school, this morning i woke up checked my fone and it was 8:10...and i had a 9:30 class..lol..it wasnt even funny...and i hadnt picked what to wear..and i hate having to choose something in a rish which i did...gosh it was a mad rush to the school....i had to get there before my lecture...how did i oversleep?

Plus the only way to get to the school is on an okada...and a couple of my skirts are straight so ive had to do away with them and wear the flared ones, but riding okada's with a skirt is so not it...i have to be careful every now and then so i dont reduce my bride price to 100 naira recharge card.....

To Femi B i am still trying to figure out how much getting chairs and desks for the students would cost..ill get back to you on that.

27 comments:

Sola Folowosele said...

na wa oh! you must be a tough teacher..you no send at aaaall..small small o

Sting said...

Project calm assertive energy and they will listen to u. Yeah right, i no know oh!

exschoolnerd said...

@sola folowosele..tough ke! i no tough oh but i have to be with these kids or else they wont listen.

@sting..i am seriously trying 2 dear..

Just...Toluwa said...

em, make them pick pin every time somone says something, leave a mean impression and everytime u come into class, it will be dead silent!

but u risk being called a witch! shld be fun scaring those lil things?

mommi ke? how? when? why? pretty young looking thaing like u? lol!

Abujamaiden said...

How old are these kids? You'll flog an ajebutter and their parents will sue. Lol!

exschoolnerd said...

@toluwa..they call all deir teachers mummy...so i guess they r used to it....

@abujamaiden..they r not ajebutter kids,even if they were id flog them still if they misbehave...dey r jss2 students!! probly nt older than 14 or 15

aloted said...

eyah teacher

maybe u shld go and watch Michelle Pfeiffer's Dangerous Mind to learn some tips on how to deal with the kids...lol..

would love to see the photos

Chukbyke.Okey,C. said...

I like that reduction of bride price thing to 100 naira recharge card ...lol

FineBoy Agbero said...

Violence in watever form is bad!!! Take dat from a real omo ita!! U dont want to scar these kids for d rest of their lives, do u?

See it dis way: would u flog a grown man who refuses to listen 2 u? U'd make urself heard abi?

Oya, prove urself to these kids. Show dem u're better than their teachers... else u're just anoda thigh-powderer!!!!

exschoolnerd said...

@aloted..its funny oh i was thinking about it..i was like do i have to flog these kids..i mean those movies..some of which were based on true life events like the one with matthew perry..the kids were unruly n dey didnt have to flog them..so wat were they doing right....what shud i be doing....


@chubby..u wud! so u can pay 100 recharge card for a wife? hmmmm!!

@fineboy agbero...lol...just anoda thigh powderer...mba! not me...i dont wnt to flog them oh..m racking my brain on how to get thru with them without the cane..bt its not easy..

bumight said...

lol, in that case, i dont want to be your student o!

Chari said...

LMAO!!!

Iya aje oshi! u berra dun show sef too musch before someone should go n call her sister...becuz me no go pop 2ski come school, come save u o!

miz-cynic said...

chari!whr hv u been?esn.take am easy o make dem no give u hypertension

exschoolnerd said...

Chari..no be ur fault...shebi na me and u...and why have u been MIA on blogville..u want us to beg u to update shey..oya alele gaan post sumtin b4 i open my eyes...yeye

@miz cynic..lol.i will dear.

Anonymous said...

LOL

I don't think flogging the students is the best way..rather, it hardens them the more...

U can't even try flogging a child here in United states. It is called child abuse and u are going straight to jail. Look for a reinforcement or try somethingelse rather than flogging someoneelse's child.

Anonymous said...

No harm intended..Just my 2cents..hehe

Femi B said...

thank you very much..i'll be checking on back to see what your findings are. I am really interested. Because how can one really learn in such conditions. You know maybe I and a couple of other blogville philanthropists can do something about that.

InCogNaija said...

flog dem rugrats jare...sha softly softly. I had a few devilish classmates who planned for student teachers in my time and faked a faint that freaked everybody out...including we the students who were involved in the planning. Omo, we thought this girl had died for real ni sha, the way she just did gbosa on the ground and was motionless...summary: watch out for lil ogbanje kids!! lmao!
lol@ bride price of 1000 naira recharge card.

Rita said...

So you flogged? Me that was thinking your students have the nicest teacher...hmmm...it's like the school environment has brought out something in you :-)

wordsmith said...

abuser kai!!! orgasmic ko,,, just breathe innnn. outttttttt. ok. that's good.

as if i know what i'm talking about. my mum is a teacher and now she has high blood pressure. go figure.

scomiss said...

i neva knew to flog someborri is in ur blood.....


is there a library in the school? just wondering

exschoolnerd said...

Chineke o! if u see the tintinli stroke i gave this boy..ull knock me sef..na im all of una dey shout...i just gv him a tap on the house..dat is all...


@sheila...Li kini?....dey dont dear..ill post pictures.

Steepe said...

See, I'm sure that's how troublesome u must have been in sec school too.... Teacher Laide

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

hey go easy on the kids lol
orgasmic indeed
I will write them their first formal letter and tell them to get auntie a man to give her orgasms so that she will stop trying to get orgasms by beating the sh*t out of them lol
was laughing when I was reading this trying to imagine you with a stick and literaly going ah oh yessssssssss yessssss yessssssss

word said...

Abeg oh, no make the kids begin dey curse you! Try and remember what it was like to be that age, and if you do have to flog them, at least don't feel good about it - remember, you're the teacher!

Uber Fabulous Nigerian Girl said...

lmao...tisha laide..u go gel!!!
i can give you tips ohh, i used to run a bootcamp.

Chukbyke Okey. C said...

I no wan dat kin wife wey no cost anything(igbo mentality) don't get me wrong.
I like your blog