This is the first entry ever that i am typing from the comfort of my home, sitting in the parlour, mr oyekusibe's
cooking some poison in the kitchen, my brother's watching Fox news some Obama/Mccain news,am sitting in some comfy
chair in the parlour room not worrying who's looking over my shoulder..its such a relief.
For the five years or so that ive been a blogger ive updated my blog at cybercafe's,offices or wherever ther's free
internet acess, i spent the past four days tryna get internet acess at home and all though it was a harrowing
experience...i swear the starcomms office is one of the busiest offices in lagos...on friday i spent almost five
hours there, today i got there 9:00am thinking id probably be the first..yeah right...i think some people propbably
camped in their compound cause the people i saw there at nine...i taya....i was there from 9:00am till like
5:00pm...i kid u not...i was ready to start slapping someone if they didnt get someone to attend to me..finally i
was attended to and now i can browse from the comfort of my crib...feels real good..wait first lemme put my feet up
jare...e don tey wey person go they squeeze imself for one minuscle space,bombom to bombom sitting for one dirty
cybercafe with boys/men talking like women to their maga's...glad to have that behind me...i pray..
so mo da ran...i heard teaching practice has started(okay am an English Education student) so teaching practice is
required, they send us out to one kwe kwe school to teach some olodo children who dont want to learn and we dont
even get paid..mchew!!! I dont have anything officy to wear...skirts,shirts...i am in big trouble cause i have to
report to my school like yesterday and i dont have anything to wear and its strictly office shirts and skirts...i
am so clueless on where to get those now....chei i am not even looking forward to teaching practice those students
will eat me for breakfast i am praying for jss1 students..i cannot shout!
i want to thank God for my father's life, on saturday he was unfortunate enough to hear Holly from 'Girls of the
playboy mansion' on E! say her best physical feature is her Vagina...i was in the kitchen when i heard it...i flew
behind the door immedaitely..i could hear poor popcy coughing....when i was sure the olofo had finished talking...i
sharply rushed to the parlour....got him some water...and changed the channel...before pupcy says no DSTV for the
next 2months....that girl is a dundee sha....best physical feature..most overworked is more like it..idddiyoot
wants to give my father heart attack...
talking about vagina's that blasted yeast infection made a comeback and yet again i had to go through the arduous
task of the pharmacist's wife telling me how to use vaginal tablets in front of other customers....i think i
muttered..."YES I WILL TELL HER THATS HOW THEY USE IT"....alakoba oshi.....
Happy belated birthday to me dear Badderchic....love muah!
please pray for me as i go and check where i am posted to for teaching practice 2mrw...i dont want Igbobi
college....pls pls pls...or some rugged as school that the boys look like over grown men in short knickers..and the
gurls carry acid in their bags...I CANNOT SHOUT!