Sunday, 22 March 2009

ehen...

so i am back, hope u guys have been voting o and for me o!! cause if i dont win this time..i swear if i no win ehn...hmmm...una no wan know wetin i go do if i no win...if i no win any award for category B ehn....i go, i go CRY!!!!!!! lol...so pls VOTE FOR EXSCHOOLNERD....my birthday is in 2 weeks...it'd be the perfect birthday present...

so exams are over..thnk God...after my exams i decided to go see some movies...went with my fwend IFY and her friend DETOLA..whos been living in 'Yaba left' since she was little...lol not as a patient oh!!! her father works dere, so they had a flat in the compound...but i wont deny that living in that place may have affected her a lil..lol..cause home gurl is MAD!!!! likes to act like shes a lesbian...and has the ability to totally find something sexual in everything you say...lol...

Anyways we went to 'Sliverbird' according to Biliki..and we saw PINK PANTHER 2...funniest moie ive seen in a long long time, i wasnt expecting it to crack me up as much as it did..but even when he wasnt doing anything funny i was laughing cause i remembered some scenes...worth my 500 bucks jare!
Also had some sumptuous icecream in this new ice cream place that has a bowling alley..finally been wanting to try bowling since forever....the ice cream was okay the chocolate had this horrible after taste i didnt like but the caramel was ok...

Also went to see 'The international' with Justina at OZONE...(E-centre).i dont know why am not a fan of that place, the only good thing about it is that its within walking distance of my hostel or 50 naira okada...apart from that the place is such a bore..anyways 'the international' was a cool movie..my favorite part wud be at the museum..damn they thrashed that place real bad..at that point i was loving the assassin i so didn't want him to die...i almost lost my mind watching the movie..its almost like some people were just watching a movie at the cinema's for the first time...there were three foolish heediots sitting beside us...these girls were just talking through out...like u wud talk if u were in ur crib...

"oh my he shot him"

ode no he will wait for you

"ahan did u see that...hahahaha hehehehe hohohoho...gimme popcorn, ah they have shot him...oh my god...titi are u watching?"

I WANTED TO DIE!!!!!!!

My friend couldnt take it anymore and was like 'eh could u guys please quieten down, u r disturbing us'...which they did for a while and then continued..i was so burnt..as if that wasnt enough everybody was making noise with their popcorn paper bags...every friggin person...i was like...wetin be dis..i was at silverbird last week..them comport themselves well...shey these foolish unilag students cant ya themselves brain..abi dem think sey this na extension of their classroom....three foolish goats in front of us were whispering...one mumu at my back was hitting my chair till i turned around and was like 'excuse me u r disturbing me, STOP hitting my chair'....gosh i was so so angry...after the movie all the HEEDIOTS were like the movie was stupid...how e no go stupid..u watch am at all..mcheeew!!! Elede!

Ode's...people whose idea of a good movie is 'probably something showing on Africa Magic'...they were grumbling that the movie didnt end well...like every movie is supposed to end the way we want it to...i gbadun the movie jare...

when we were leaving i thot i saw a blogger...but wasnt too sure.

Apart from movies ive been reading alot of novels...just finished a JOHN GRISHAM novel -THE INNOCENT MAN..his first non-fiction work...i absolutely loved it...its a page turner..read it in a day or less sef even though it has like 400pages..thats how hooked it got me..its a sad sad story i tell you..moved on to a stephen king novel...(compilation of short stories actually)-EVERYTHING'S EVENTUAL

Now am reading KING OF TORTS by GRISHAM...not enjoying it as much sha..but am going to finish it...saving it for those days when nepa decide to show themselves...


Looking for stuff to do now that am on hols, places to go, people to visit....as in ive not had a holiday since for ever..my last holiday was spent on Teaching practice and i intend to take one month off school...nonesense and ingredient..won fe kpa omo lo mo....mcheeew!!!

We have a new househelp oh..the old one's leaving..ayah...Tailor's been with us for like 13 years.he touched my breast once when i was little and i reported and he denied it so much i tot i formed it all up sef.until my cousin told me that anytime shes sleeping n he wants to wake her up na for laps e dey tap..hand dey oh..but na for laps e dey tap "tomi! tomi! wake up"...yea he cud be a pervert at times...his wife left him and hes been without a woman for like 16years..i am so sure of it....one thing i know is d man can lie...his name is Mr Oyekusibe but we call him tailor because....wait for it....he's a tailor..lol..neways its been a good 13years..he has provided enough comic relief to last us 5 more years...wish him all d best..

Meanwhile our new househelp.wetin be dat im name again..determination, abi na endurance..ehen...innocent...he's yellow ehn...and cant cook (but can pound yam die)so tailor is teaching him before he leaves...so far he's been okay..the first day he came e just dey look me..dey look my boxers..i dey fear o!...e con sleep for parlour cause them dey organize im BQ...i lock my door oh! me wey no dey like sleep with cloth sometimes..make e no go enta room sey na toilet e dey find...so far he hasn't done anything crazy..he forgets every now and then...and talks to himself alot..and the boy can sleeep!!! anyway i am happy...i wont be as overworked as i used to be..i don com house now...i don go on errand wey no get part 2...dey waka kakiri like sey i dey find promise land...every five minutes laide! laide! i go soon change my name now...


Ehen dem don dey call my name!

38 comments:

bumight said...

I AM FURSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

the bumight is back! actually, she never left!

JustDB said...

Na u dey enjoy ni o..... Haba only you?

Dante said...

hahaha. good day. Gold medal on db's page
bronze on ex school nerd's page. let me go and read! lol

Penelope said...

This is so typical...all the househelps ive had hve been girls..
They beat the shit outa me!
Pls stay away from dat destiny boi oh...dis one he's alredi started lukn at boxers!
All these perverts of teh world that come in form of houehelps!..Sheesh!

mizchif said...

CRAZY WOMAN!

Good to know u're having fun sha.
I love THE INNOCENT MAN, very real telling of a real story, but John Grisham hasn't written anything i like since then.

As for ur houseboy situation...if u like no lock ur door, na kitchen im go find enter ur room.

bumight said...

i remember mr oyekusibe from ur xanga posts, lol.

hope u enjoy ur break.

Buttercup said...

the pink panther 2 literally made my ribs crack..my goodness!!!!!!! hilarious wud be understating what it was..

i was so shocked at how people kept talking with loud voices at the movies when i went home..and no one hushed anyone up cos it seemed pretty normal.. mscheew

lol..i remember all ur statuses on fb about this ur new househelp..

Afrobabe said...

I am reading a Stephen King right now as well...not as scarey as the rest but kind of one kind...Four Past midnight...

Tht pop corn thing....hmmmm infact they were talking of banning it in cinemas here...

Afrobabe said...

My God, Tailor is still with you guys...lmao..You just brought back memories girl...Didn't even kow how he came by that name...tot he was a gardener/security in the estate as one time....

CaramelD said...

Enjoy! It's not easy!

pam said...

ummmmm

R u meant to eat icecream?

Not being a nag (ok I am) but I distinctly remember ur illness post had restrictitions on certain foods... non?

Qube The Wordsmith said...

is dat boi stil starin @ ur boxers? E no knw say we don dey comot ni? Abi e wan die???
*Composin himself* Erm where was I?? Oh yeah i totally hate it wen pple can't shut up @ d movies..its worse @ ozone dunno why..

Phoenix said...

oboye this post is so long!!!
I heart your dedication.
I enjoyed watching the international but babes you need to see The Knowing. creepy.

~Sirius~ said...

Awwww..... Tailor's leaving...wow.

scarletboy said...

the cinema thing happens everywhere trust me there was this time @the galleria that i nearly lost it and it was two grown men fooling themselves,one of em was even using his camera phone to record the movie!!! and the king of torts was just there compared to other grisham novels. im yet to read the innocent man sha. ehnjoy ur post-holiday break.

Temite said...

LMAO, Omo you are funny. awww, I hope you win too. XOXO. Lol @ Tailor. If he is a tailor, how come he is your help then? and I thought house helps were women...hmmmm. anyways have a lovely week sogbo.

Nefertiti said...

lmao. I dunno why I never leave comments on ur blog. lol @ ur movie theater experience. When we came to naija on 07, we had a similar experience but we no chop liver to ask the "broda" to quiet down. u wan make dem take blow remove our front teeth? The guy was like " I'm at the movie theater" And he told everyone on his calling list. Oloshi!

Ur parents have liver o! Male omoodo ke? I just pray he doesn't miss road come find toilet for ontop ur bed...lol Omo, lock ur door o!

Ladi said...

Thi is soo funny, my laughter was beginning to make others in the room uncomfortable.

We've never had male househelps sha. The female ones reduced chances of innapropriate touching.

Ladi said...

I can't read John Grisham. 'Pelican Brief' is as far as I could go.

Sidney Sheldon (RIP) all the wayyy!!!

Funms-the rebirth said...

i loved innocent man too.... and give king of torts a chance.. its a great book also....
lol @ those babes at the cinema... dont blame them jare. they ve not learnt cinema 101..... thou shall keep quiet

Kenn-Knotty said...

Awwwwww! I really dont know what I would do with house-helps, they always teach the kids stuff. Inno staring at ur boxers could mean just one thing...TRYING TO READ WHAT IS WRITTEN ON IT. LOL

Tay-mee said...

lol @ people making comments at the movies its soooo disgusting!...I remember when I went to see fast and furious or sumin..hmm action movie, people took it upon themseles to do narator..hiss

LG said...

lollllllllllllllllll so yellow innocent dey eye ur boxers???? :-)
norrin do am at all
BTW no sendoff parry for 'tailor'??

LusciousRon said...

I loved the innocent man. Find a book by Harlan Coben, You will love him.

Have fun during the holidays o.
I hope Ozone isn't always filled with Lag students o. I want to go see the place. Thanks for the inside info!

BSNC said...

lol funny post.. abeg look ur door o since the guy is new( u never know what they are capable of). i know how we they enjoy the movie where they were talking all through, so pink panter 2 is interesting hmmm okay.

Original Mgbeke said...

LOL @ ya househelps. Abeg o, see pervert. Buy mace and keep am beside ya bed. Man those days of househelps sha, can't say I miss it tho.
Your blog is very funny. :-)

The experiences of an achiever....... said...

lol!! ur own better...why do parents call u from way inside the house to come get the remote control that's right in front of them???????????

Bibi said...

ewo!see all the enjoy when you dey enjoy. nia make me love naija. there's never a dull moment. a dull moment in naija is a fun filled moment in yankee. na true i talk o. as for your new help, lock ur door well well o! i nor dey trust them at all at all. FIRST TIMER but nice blog

Aphrodite said...

He he he he...
Really hilarious post...

wellsbaba said...

lol@mr taylor lol so u just dey read books any ow abi?dnt 4get my d man died by wole soyinka o

L-VII said...

Lol, that was great read. It remined me of our au pair when I was young, the woman was wicked as hell but she has some tender moments, I my eyes out when she left. Aww, good times.

olu said...

LOL @ the whole entry. You obviously are having a blast (no deny am, you are!).

Just...Toluwa said...

Lmao @ naija shegoats @ d movies!

Oh chica...u shld read all Johns Grishams books. He has a new one out abt an attorney..pick it up when u done wit King of Torts...He is soooo good....ok am babbling. Just love him!

Pelli said...

Witty ........ as always.
By d way, books to read?
Try "Prisoner of Birth" by Jefferey Archer

Naughty Eyes said...
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Naughty Eyes said...

Make una free Innocent jo! There's no telling which house helps - male or female - are pervs... Besides, Laide in a pair of boxers is quite an interesting sight!
Went bowling for the first time recently a of 77. The owner of the alley says I'm a natural but I just think they want me to keep coming back!
Chose to see "Gran Turino" instead cos I mistakenly thought "The International" would be boring. Funny enough we were just 4 people in the whole big hall. We almost died of loneliness!!!

~Sirius~ said...

Noooooooooooo Waaaaaaaaaaaaay! r u serious they did.....OMG!
you have got to be kidding me!

ineffable said...

hey u, trust you to put up a post first...trying hard not to forget your bday..mr oyekusibe is going? jollof rice and ish...have you mastered the art from him, dont let him go with those secrets...you r so lucky! telling ma mum to get a help is like forsaking the commandment that says "thou must be a woman child and do all house work without help"...tufia!