Wednesday, 1 April 2009
A FECKING LONG RANT! (you’ve been warned)
It been six days without light, its been so bad that all my dreams have been about there being light, apparently that seems to be the only place I see light these days cause those fuck heads at NEPA don’t want to get their act right..its not like something’s faulty cause some people around have light..
Three days being alone with mother , my brothers are away, daddy has travelled, the new househelp has travelled, the old one has gone.
Just me, mother and rooney. I am starting to think she prefers rooney’s company to mine, going by the way she’s always talking to him..asking him if he’s been a good boy today.
Sometimes I want to remind her ‘it’s a friggin dog’
We’ve managed to argue about every friggin thing from sardines to plantains, to fuel, to me being selfish, to everything being my bloody fault…and I am so so tired.
I’ve been in school all this while, so we really haven’t had to deal with each other. Three days together and its a shout fest every minute. At least if someone else was around my portion of her wrath would be greatly reduced.
Yesterday we had to wait till 8pm to put on the generator…and I had to endure mothers singing. Whenever there’s no light, mother sings..she never fails to disappoint…i have a feeling she thinks she has a pretty good voice…at one point I almost pulled my eyelids off..when she kept repeating ‘Halleluyah halleluyah halleluyah hosanna hosanna hosanna’ continuously for like 30 minutes…I thought id go mad..i almost forgot myself and at one point almost shouted ‘SHUT UP!’…but then my dad and my brothers would come home to meet my dead body…
Gosh she agitates me, I can never do anything right if u hear the way she talks you’d think I was the daughter from hell!!!
And then how she makes everything seem like there’s a demon behind it don’t get me wrong I know there’s evil in this world the things I’ve seen have proved that but what’s with attributing every single thing to some demonic force, its bordering on paranoia and its slowly rubbing off on me i don’t want to be that way…
A wall gecko that retreats when she says Jesus, forgetting it might be purely coincidental definitely has to be her sister doing some astral projection shite and monitoring her.
The neighbour’s dog that barks a lil too loud when she passes is definitely possessed by some demonic spirit.
And when I tell her that she mustn’t attribute everything to demons, she shakes her head as if to say ‘ki lo mode mo’ (what does a child know)
I cant live my life thinking every cockroach and rat is monitoring me..
Thank God for the PVR decoder (Its kind of like a TIVO) makes it possible to watch two DSTV channels at a go and record and stuff…she has one channel on locked down on style network….i mistakenly changed it yesterday and the way she came at me you’d think I came home and told her I was pregnant for baba musibau our plumber and was running away with him..
Takes things too frigging serious.sheesh!
The other day she made me take innocent’s picture (new house help) that one mistook it for a fashion shoot and when to comb his hair and wear his very important person shirt..he was supposed to be travelling and she was paranoid…I don’t know what taking the picture actually achieves…but I did it after much arguing..while innocent posed..change ur syle..another one..another one..be like that.
Of which innocent has started his own problem..laughing around the house like a rat at apparently nothing…and singing songs so loudly that have no head or tail..and when they send him messages he’ll squeeze his face as if they asked him to ate spoilt beans..does he think he is vacationing here or something?
Hold up I need to change the channel…Kiss me thru the fone ko!
Phew! I was able to save some brain cells….oloshi..just because we accepted ‘crank that’ doesn’t mean we have to accept this foolishness.
I wish mother would just chill, we have our fun moments when am telling her about slumdog millionaire and we are talking about celeb marriages..and just life..but other times..she just gets angry and agitated easily and I don’t like that.
WHY the hell is this stupid FLORIDA song number one?!
This cunt from GTB bank annoyed me yesterday ehn what’s with some stupid gurl’s that work in banks…with their attitude problem and all…they need to check themselves cause one day I will curse one of them out.mcheeew!! am I the one that said u shud have a face like a wood pecker…whatever is wrong with u try to keep that shit at home.nonsense!
I am reading a novel – ANYBODY OUT THERE by MARIAN KEYES..anybody read it? Its too hilarious for words but also tear jerking…I don’t want to finish it in a hurry.
Can anyone suggest good/interesting novels for me to buy? (Please no romance)
I have to go now..they r doing a 30 minutes thing on my baby – the dream.
Christina Millian is just for publicity.
Who do u think he was singing ‘I love your gurl for?’
He was taking to my ex-boyfriend..the douche bag.
And yes I did talk in a falsetto..damn! didn’t know I had it in me.
I met my blog boo –Qube the wordsmith.(yes o I gas to belong).he’s just the sweetest thing..we had fun at the beach on Sunday with a bunch of other fun loving peeps ..and he just made the day all the better…We definitely hv to do it this month.
Ill be 23 on Monday. Fecking hell!