Hate the fact that I have to wake up by 6:30 every friggin day so annoying,didnt sleep till like 4:30...was doin i love u talk ur own with sweetrat!…i need to boil water, shet! No kerosense…I cant fit to bath with that cold water…I swear I cant..abi I go just do rub and shine go class ni yen! Hol mai side through out the day make pesin no go misyarn sey I dey smell…gosh id feel terribly uncomfortable…but that cold water….noooooo!!!! which kain Monday morning dilemma be this nau..lemme gaan beg Mr Kunle to put on the gen for 5 minutes.
Gen’s on…gata boil water sharply! Hace hace! Don’t try that ruff play will u put that kettle down do u know what I had to do to get Mr. Kunle to put on the gen? stop that!...ok nothing dirty…I jus promised to buy a bag of water from him…is it beans!
Ooooooh this is what I hate, when I plan to wear something and then in the morning it just looks so wrong…these flared pants make me look lik pesin wey get elephantiasis and that bish justina says it makes me look like I have a dick, now I have to look for something else to wear…I hate this I swear…its 7:20…to think I woke up by 6:30…
Finally decide on something to wear, grab my bag and start stuffing it phones, ipod..money..wat am I forgetting, oh yeah lip gloss, hair brush…wat else…my hanky….eh I think m forgetting something…biros? Mirror? ……boooooks…ode oshi..u forget ur notes!!! Please don’t blame me jare…a girl has got a lot on her mind…like which ring to wear today.
Ok am leaving now…7:35..ill just fly bike..would be in school in no time..wer r all those bloody okada riders wen u need them…
Okada!...shit! hausa dude!
Okada rider: 150
Me: ur head like 150,u no talk 250? For gate for here…wey be 40 naira…u know the place wey I dey talk about sef
Okada rider: okay pay 120
Me: con carry yourself comot jare! Oloshi…no be only 120….
Abeg lemme walk to the junction jare and get a bike!
Yeeeeeeeee!!! What is this again….my slippers has cut…I so so so hate this…what to do! What to do..this is so so embarrassing…and its because of the multitude of people that wear it with me oh..i know what ill be doing now..when I put padlock on my slippers yesterday they said ive come again…as silly as it looks…it stops anyone from wearing it…need to reach that shoemaker at the junction…hw I go tk walk now…abeg jare! Make I vex hol the slippers and waka barefoot…after I dress fine finish…shet! This is not a good day for omo girl..but I understand God does things like this to humble us beautiful people..u know..embarass us a lil and bring us down to earth…lol…I must look a sight..who cares anyways!
I wonder what people would think if I just stretched out my hands and just started shouting ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on this okada….i really want to do it…I mean the wind is blowing in my hair….feels like I got no worries..i just want to shout…but mehn this na naija o! okada man sef go take hin helmet knack my head.
Gosh and I thought I was early…class is for 8:00 and its 7:50 and its this full…some people sha…abi dem wan help sweep the hall..mcheeew!!
Gata get a seat, gata get a seat….and a table too…and a seat for that ram dey call yinka dat can’t be on time to save her life…I tire for that girl I swear..
Lecturer’s not around yet…listening to my ipod…early momo like dis pesin dey listen to ‘doing it’…na so d think dey hook me..talking about things hooking me..lemme text mai sweetrat!!! I remember our rhyming/freestling battle with text messages yesterday..lol..and I murdered his ass..i can remember one of my lines ‘I am fresher than a baby’s bombom’ lol!! And then he said something about lyrically clearing up my mouth like tomtom…lol…twas fun! Lemme ask the bugger what he’s doing..probably staring at my picture and wanking..lol..…probably in class…and hating it just like I am right now…miss him so much..ud think he was in far away obodoyibo oh…bt still d distance is killing..cant wait for may 31st!
Yinka’s still not around…oh no! he’s coming this way…our eyes met…no pls..dont come..this bombastic element of an ex-friend ive been trying to avoid..the boy is so annoying…u know when sum1 feels like he’s the coolest thing since (whats cool now) and he is most definitely not…pls don’t bring your yellow-pawpawrized self here jare…with ur ‘I Love New York’ shirt and go-slow bones! Ooooooh he’s coming. Oh my and what in the jerry curled mess is that on his head?
Laide baby!!! Was popping chic?
Segun how far?
We need to yarn ooh!! As in am doing big things now…I need to see you.
Laide baby! ….quit calling me that fucktard!
Laide baby! ..doesnt this mumu have anything to say but that!
Laide baby! Apparently not!
I really have nothing to talk to him about..he has obviously forgotten what he did…
Thank God! Yinka’s around…
Says hi to Yinka!
Yinka doesn’t answer….hehehehe….
Okay laide baby! Ama ri ra!
See as this one dey greet pesin..abeg put ur hand down..u must be foolish did I beg u to greet me..if u cant greet me like a normal pesin..dont greet me again…they greet me like pesin like sey I get leprosy..am tired of these unilag people..this pesin dt lives near my street..wan con form for me for here…next time…
Oh my days…only in unilag will u see scary ass hair styles like dis one….i am so tempted to go over and pound her weavon in place…looks like the middle of her head has a hard on..it rises like a mountain..its the strangest thing..ever…I am so itching to go and press it down! Mirror! That’s what most girls need in this school…a friggin mirror that speaks the truth…we’ll have less ojuju calabar’s parading themselves as bigz girl..nonesense and rubbish…..pesin go take eye pencil draw eyebrow wey reach the end of im ear..i mean..gosh!!!...lol…see the kain scary ass shit I gata deal with on the daily…and her friend is gisting with her and cant tell her o!
My note is not complete o! this dude’s note looks like it might be..lemme ask him..he’s talking to some chic…
Excuse me! I say sorry to the chic.. Pls can I borrow ur 402 note ?
Ur note! Ur note! Before u start to dey look like ajamilokpa!
…can I pls copy ur note before the lecturer comes.
shuooo shebi I said sorry wen I interrupted him and this heffer’s conversation why she con dey eye me..na ur boyfriend..dont worry I am not interested..even if u dash me..i no go collect..so save your eye rolling for sum1 else!
Lecturer is finally around and blabbing bout why she’s late!
Dreaming, thinking, fantasizing of you, I cant stop thinking of u even as I sit in class, I cant even comprehend what the lecturer is yakking about..all I can think of is ur chocolate coloured skin….i can taste you in my mouth already…I long for you, for your taste, to feel you in my mouth…as u slowly enter inside me, I have craved you for many days, many nites and I just found out where u are,,I cant hold myself any longer..i need to have you..need you to fill me up…make me satisfied…satisy my hunger for u….oh dear ewa agoyin and bread….i cant wait for this class to be over so I can eat u up…