TWHORE- Twitter whore
Okay when I first joined twitter it was blaaah, didn’t understand it..didnt see the purpose thought it was just a ‘glorified facebook status’…but now…am addicted like whoa! I shud really make one of my shirts for myself…’TWITTER ADDICTS ANONYMOUS’
Follow me on twitter- www.twitter.com/exschoolnerd
Oh yeah that’s another thing..ive been wanting to go into t-shirt designing for as long as I can remember..one of the many ways for c’est moi to express my creativity ..and this bloody asuu strike allowed me make it happen….i started working with someone already in the biz recently….but I seriously need to get my own line off the ground….here’s some stuff we did..
but thats his own line neways not mine...
I think the reason why I don’t like blogging as much is cause I am not anonymous..wanna talk about somethings but I cant because I don’t wanna cause wahala abeg! But I need to get them out of my system….arrrrgggh!
I am almost through with my project so am giddy with joy, that thing really stressed me out…man pikin don tire….it has kept me in school for the most part of the strike…which I don’t even mind sef because if I dey house now na to turn pesin into ‘it’s a pot….it’s a spoon… it’s a fork…no its super housegirl” and I am not even down for any house work till I marry…ahan what is it?
Of which is it so hard to get good help these days….remember that our househelp Innocent abi na determination the one that left because his scoin scoin no get part 2…dem employ you as houseboy u talk sey u wan dey drive oga go work..shey na oscar and the friendly ghosts go help u dey wash plates for kitchen or cook the food while ur ass is ‘driving oga to work’
Then we hired ‘Tina’ or ‘Tina ‘THE DIVA’ Fey as I call her, .chei that girl showed us STRONG THING..not the Banky W’s kinda strong thing o….some evil ass murrafucka this girl was…dirty sumbody like this…rude, chic used to mouth off to me, mumcy my bros n pupcy sef…..had so much wahala.to the point that she caused a fight on our street and someone almost died…..i think she thought she was on vacation in our house…u send a human being to buy bread make the person spend 3 good hours and then come back and still not buy it, the day I knew she had to go was the day my father walked in on her putting salt in her ‘v-jay jay’…and dipping her hand pack into the salt container….the poor man…he had to see such a sight….smh!!! with immediate alacrity dey sent her divalicious ass away….and brought in Patience!
Now Patience..so far so good…but this one that her fone is ringing every five seconds…may she not pour hot oil for leg one of these days...and she’ll smile sheepishly to me “na my brother o!” who ask u? guilty conscience….which kain brother be dat..my brother has not called me more than 10 times this year..and that nigga loves me..i think! na only u get brother? Wey e go dey call u dey text u every five minutes…one day she left her fone in the kitchen and I sharply went thru her text msgs and found the truth ..saw msgs from… ”sweetheart, my love, my yori yori” …brother indeed…. ….anyways her scoin scoin is on the minimal so its still okay now!!..if not we go just hold’ Olabode’s Next Top Housegirl’ till we find one who can be tolerated because all this wahala is too much and seriously am always gunning for a good househelp…cause if not..they will just bring me in as replacement..and biko nu….i cant!
Shey person no go go marry like this ,because its like this asuu strike no get part 2, make pesin kuku marry drop like two children sharply and hurry back and go finish up because I don’t like all this rubbish…like really….an idle mind is really the devil’s workshop…”thou must not go back to school looking like yokozuna” so am doing everything to keep myself busy..everything but exercise…am exercising my fingers at least on twitter!