Saturday, 13 February 2010

VALS DAY, NEW JOB, NO BOYFRIEND



Its valentines day! whooptie doo...na that was fake..i aint feeling it..

So its the morning of valentines day and am here, sitting next to my brother who's snoring... updating my blog...how grand!


Its been a minute, missed blogville...its just so hard to find time to update nowadays..i dont even have time for myself...

So i started an internship at MTV BASE...been at it since January... its been good so far... got a bunch of weird and wacky co-workers..but mostly funny peeps.

My boss lets call him oga yellow..hehehe(he'll kill me if he reads this) is dis very rad, lively, witty dude...ok he curses a lil...just a teensy weensy bit...but nothing serious....

Then there's THE BIG DUDE.. yeah cause hes really tall..i thought i was tall he takes d cake...

Then the two musketeers.... D and G..no not dolce and gabbana silly.... D cracks me the eff up i tell yer..okay so one day me and sarah(d other intern) where just tlking after our morning meeting..and shes asking me how many times i came to work last week..and just as D enters the room i say 'I CAME TWICE'...lolz D gives both of us the side eye ..like wha tha fuck? andsays something like... " i probably came in at the wrong time, i shouldnt have heard that"...lolz..and we r laffing our heads off and he tells everybody else...lolz...

G on the other hand is just G.. i knew him b4 MTV BASE..long story..*coughs* nothing oooooo!!! hmmmn... i can see ur olofofo radars...


so there F..shes the bubbly go to girl... but dont u ever get her angry!!!!

and of course there's Tony...and theres Cynthia(MTV/MTN V.J) who is refreshingly down to earth...n good fun..so yeah dats the team...

Tony and I are slowly becoming buds... was giving him relationship advice..lol..like i know shit... but anyways was counselling him...as THE BIG DUDE put it...LOLZ...plus tony drives like a mad man...shit! pls yall need to put me in ur prayers oooo... dude can dance too....hes tryna get me to start loving naija music..not that i dont but its just a whole lot of d same stuff...gets me tired...but one song he made me like was DURELLA'S- ENEMIES..

oh yeah Sarah the other intern..shes bubbly too..maybe a lil hyper... she sings alot too... a whole lot..like seriously sometimes i just wanna shout 'SHUT THE EFF UP SARAH'...shez got a lovely voice though... HI SARAH..i know ull kill me..

Recently something embarassing happened..well two embarassing things... okay so sarah was going upstairs n sorta missed a step and i was laughing crazily at her... next thing i knew i found myself .....yakata!....on the ground.... twas like film trick i swear....i was just so happy she was d only one there..cause u know those kinda really embarassing falls...where someone has to help u up..yes.... i broke the damn chair....now id like to believe it was the chairs time to go...cause haba..i aint no yokozuna na......

Another thing that happened..okay so boss is with the lappie m using and he finds out m on twitter and uses my account to follow him..... and naturally m like objecting cause i tweet alotta shit and i dont want him to start looking at me like some perverted slut... *adjusts halo* ehen..so afterwards i tweet 'my boss is now following me, no more tweeting about sex'....and i didnt think he'd check that soon cause he doesnt tweet much.. but to my horror... he comes downstairs with a smile on his face and says infront of everybody 'MY BOSS IS NOW FOLLOWING ME, NO MORE TWEETING ABOUT SEX'.......i wanted to DIE!

and hes like... hes scared and hes gon unfollow me cause he doesnt wanna be reading about my sex life(more like imaginary sex life)....lolz...and he did unfollow me..thank God.... guess my tweet worked....


Talking about my sex life...which is non existent by the way... being single can suck sometimes sha... met a couple of dudes but they is dulling..like they be dulling on per second billing..and if u r reading this its true and u know it..

recently i met someone i really like though but dude just had to go have a girlfriend..like its so painful..like i dont like people like dis... but this nucca just had to have a girl.but am mad attracted to this dude..like mad mad mad...u get the picture....mscheeew...cupid je ko ri e kpe...so gbo...ode oshi!

There are some other dudes am talking to sha...but nothing yet we just tryna figure each other out....ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH..why do i have to get married again..pls remind me......


so this valentines day am doing some O.Y.O somethings... but me and some girlfriends are gonna hang..and there might b a dinner thingie later on..MIGHT... a friend invited me(a girl)...dont have anything to wear sha....


HEY YALL CAN YOU BE A FAN OF MTV BASE NIGERIA ON FACEBOOK
click the link to go to the page and click on BE A FAN

id really appreciate it...



MTV BASE IS 5 THIS MONTH, THERES GONNA BE A HUGE PARTY AT TRIBECA of 700 people... i said huge didnt i? Its gon be at tribeca...the 12TH OF MARCH...you can win tickets at the fan page so check it regularly for more info!

26 comments:

bumight said...

ERR..if you come on the verastically Speaking show (sometimes in the not so distant future) you will be reminded of why u have to get married (there's a show with that title coming up)

i see ure now a bigs girls o! MTV Base. the sky is ur limit!

exschoolnerd said...

@bumight thanks alot dearie..will do!!!

..Moyo said...

Hahaha I like this.
You are one crazy missy though. With so much things running through your mind. And YES YES YES! I know that feeling. the ones you are so so so attracted to have to be bloody taken. ugh.
an you'd be dying silently.
#sigh
anyway love all your friens o jare.
happy valentine's day!
<3

KabiOsi Edumare said...

Awww...Its been ages....XANGA days
With or without a Val...Have a blast!!!

Motunr@yo said...

omo.... we are on the same page here... I bet it was a man that invented val'sday... i dunno y we have to lador for such yeye stuff... by the way.. ur blog is kwul.... keep it up girl... had to check it up from twitter...

ur twipple - tplusf

Myne Whitman said...

MTV base eh? Gbo gbo bigz gals levels, lol. Even falling chair sef, just joking sha.

Why you shoulf get married, tune in to hear me and Vera hash that one on 27th Feb.

Harry-Rami Itie said...

Omo u dey live large...happy for you sha...

pawlawski said...

You write ups are just the funniest too read

LusciousRon said...

You this girl! You wont kill me. Go to the dinner and have some fun!

Neo said...

lol at that pic! i loves it.

interniship at MTV base is so cool on many levels. mehn i sold out!

Larom said...

Gbogbo bigz girl, internship at mtv base. Miss your post, they make my day.

The Girl with the Red Hair said...

No mind that yeye cupid, feel you on the marriage issue. Congrats on your new job, i envy you small sha.

Rene said...

Vals day is for loving everybody so regardless of bf, u still have friends to share it with.....love them.
lol @ ur boss tweet
seems u're loving ur job btw

blogoratti said...

Congratulations...looks like you got a fun job going for ya.
All the best.

CaramelD said...

Congratulobia on MTV internship! That is a seriously big deal! Don't vex about the guys! when one fits, it will fit real good.

~Sirius~ said...

Congrats on the new job!
And LOL @ you twitter and your boss....ewww.
I really hope he unollows you.LOL

ineffablewater@yahoo.com said...

hi u! we were on the same page on vals day, see you are rocking it at mtv base..have fun and may the force be with you! dont worry about being accident prone...it happens to the best of us....run away from the dude wit the gal o!!! you know the drama that comes with it..lol..true story..

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mammiz said...

hey, just started following ur blog and i love it. as for being attracted to one who has a girlfriend, try that and add having your own boyfriend!! Yeah, not so great.

anyhoos, love ur blog (again) and pele on the dulling bit

Pink Satin said...

i thought you were dating somebody...what happened?

Azazel said...

Lmao funniest ish I've read in awhile

kaycast corporation said...

nice work here gurl, i hope u will still av time, bcuz of ur job. i need u to help me, how do i make my own blog to .net. without the blogspot.com thing, u can just post a reply to me on my blog www.nigerian-youth.blogspot.com
thanks.once again nice work.

Elizabeth said...

I'm so late right ...Lol

this was too funy.

congrats on ur new job

Miss Natural said...

I enjoyed reading this! ur internship sounds like so much fun, its like you have one of those jobs that it doesnt feel like you're working. enjoy it!

bel-estar said...

hy!! this is probably really random,and probably unlikely that you reply.but what;s to lose!!! mY name is Esther.i'm 18 years old and just finished high school.I love music,i breath,eat,sleep and think music,its more than a passion,I would say its embedded in my nature!!!My dream is to become a music journalist!! and I've been dreaming of interning at MTV for ages!Could you please help me?? I was searching for internships and searched all over MTV base's website until I came across your blog!!hope to hear from you!! much luv!!!btw your blog is AWESOME!!!xo

exschoolnerd said...

Hi belestar id really love to help out but i dont work for MTV anymore :(