Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Glo made me an insomniac!!!!

Its 2:47am and am up (all thanks to GLO) okay GLO has nothing to do with it..am always up by this time…just needed to blame them cause their service has been craptacular for the past 4days…so nething that happens to me now I blame GLO…i am late for work…it has to be GLO’s fault… I forget to put salt in the food…if I wasn’t thinking about how much I hated GLO I would have remembered…I forget to wear underwear…GLO! You catch my drift huh? GLO is the cause of all my problems!!!! Funny I started having problems with GLO on the day of bella’s wedding… maybe bella was never supposed to get married..maybe if she gets married the GLO empire will fall(insert evil laugh here)…someone hurry up and gaan make that into a naija move…yall like crappy storylines like that…..
So I am up cause this is the only time service is less brain-touchy….but almost everyone has gone to bed, jerkface my partner in insomniac crimes is even asleep usually we’d be up talking about everything from sex, movies, farting to staphylococcus …hehehe..no he doesn’t have staphylococcus ooh…I wonder why that even came up in our convo…lol… imagine if that was someone’s name..hehehe
Okay so now that am up….what do I do with myself..oh yes TV..that big is it square or rectangular now..i never did know my shapes…sha that thing hanging on the wall…that has pictures and sound..that I never put on these days because of d evil blackberry….blimey! nothing interesting is on!!!! Not in the mood for jerseylicious…gets on my fucking nerves…gosh DSTV can be so useless at times…so many channels, nothing sensible to watch…. I probably have something fun recorded (thank God for the PVR)….. yes! UGLY BETTY and UNDERCOVER BROTHER…. Even though ugly betty doesn’t do it for me anymore..like really shes not UGLY nemore it just takes away from the whole show… its now NOT SO UGLY BETTY.. whats that? I mean someone on twitter actually said the new UGLY BETTER can ‘get it’…..NO NO NO NO….we don’t want a betty that can get it…we want a horrid looking betty, who gets into embarrassing situations and makes us cringe on our sofa(chair…sofa just sounded better) but secretly happy that its her and us not in such a horrid situation….not BETTY that’s actually fuckable (pardon my French)I mean shes looking so gud now I am actually considering putting her in my top 100 women id shag if I was gay list….and that’s a big deal!!!….and Wilhelmina isn’t as vicious as before!!!! Oh the horror! I don’t wanna watch anymore…mscheeeew…..so I guess I should do undercover brother (one of my fav movies by the way) why do all these series get crappy as they go..cant they get better like old wine??? Hehehe…… even Gossip girl is giving me headaches …threesomes? Serena and a married man…. Wtf! I just saw BETTY’S cleavage …..ok I am so changing it now now now…WTF? Betty doesn’t show cleavage!
I have work tomorrow oooh….i cant be bothered jare! Doesn’t mean ill get there late sha… gosh I hate the trip to the office..the office is fab and cool.. I get to see eye-candy everyday… all d different accents makes it seem like am in some foreign country and there’s food every now and then and wine (not that I like wine but it seems to make every other person happy…and am happy if they are happy…so yeah wine!!! Wooo hooooo! But the trip to the office…… ‘annoying’….like seriously I mean… ‘don’t fine guys use the BRT?’ I just had to ask that question.. like seriously…. Ok once in a while there’s a fine guy on the bus… but cant there be like seven…I just wanna have something good to look at one my way to work cause that ride can be boring….is that too much to ask? Oh brother!
Why am I still watching UGLY BETTY!!!

Its 3:10am and am still up…. And still watching UGLY BETTY…someone should invent a voice activated way to change ur channel….thats d sole reason why its still on NOT SO UGLY BETTY….am too lazy to stand up….so lazy that if a genie just popped up right now id waste one of my wishes on the remote magically appearing in my hand..mscheeew!!!
So Daniel just told BETTY she looks great (and she does)…. *now standing up and searching for remote*
Who am I kiddin…am not standing up from here…I just wont watch….betty’s bro..is he her bro or her sister’s kid. what do they call dose again….her nephew(that’s what its called right? Forgive me m getting dumb nowadays?) neways he is so cute…throw on a wig and he looks like a girl *WAIT WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING….next thing u knw Daniel and betty will fall in love…mscheeeew!!!

This my mother can scare someone..what is she doing in the compound at 3:42am…….abeg o! abi is she sleep walking..i can like to gaan check before she sits on the dog….
Okay I think I need to go to bed right now..3:49 …..am waking up in 2hours…hahaha who am I kiddin….3hours is more like it….
I pray for two things… no weird ass dreams and fine guys on the BRT tmrw…pray with me will u.

10 comments:

musco said...

I just hope GLO gives u a job as their PR smhw.lol at d entire post.interesting read though.

I once rmbrd blogging was ur first love, it's obvious blackberry,twi ..,e.t.c has taken u away from blogging.abeg blog more often jo!

exschoolnerd said...

lol!!!! i remember that time to..fondly!

tryna get back to it oooo!!! trying real hard.

Tisha said...

x school nerd
babes i used to be you.
up at 4.50 am and everything is boring
can only do that when i am on leave now
i totally identify...

you hate glo
i love glo
only because its an indigenous company.

Tisha said...

x school nerd
babes i used to be you.
up at 4.50 am and everything is boring
can only do that when i am on leave now
i totally identify...

you hate glo
i love glo
only because its an indigenous company.

Myne Whitman said...

Come back to blogging jo.

And yeah Ugly Betty has been cancelled. She's no more ugly.

You like undercover brother? LWKMD!

Fabulo-la said...

Biko where do you work?
Lemme pencil in a visit to come and see you

Hehehehehehe
Lol

Nicole Opeyemi said...

Lmaooooo...BRT...fine boy??? wiish on. My friend endures the horror of 'Broda Kenny'everyday(ticket guy i think) who insists on giving her free tickets and hassling her for her number daily...And yes he does all the toasting in Yoruba.

Back to GLO...Those f'ers r super duper gay ball suckers. depriving me of my 'PRECIOUS'. And yea...my next visit to gidi am coming str8 to ur office...tehehehehe

scarletboy said...

lol, these networks just know when to press our buttons!!! nice read, hope ur mum didnt end up in the dog cage oh?

Beulah! said...

Nice read..cracked up several times...lol

its not just GLO oh, all d others are guilty as well...wetin pesin go do?..., it is well. Hope u were not late for work sha?...i miss Ugly Betty, not watched it in a whyl

KabiOsi Edumare said...

u never fail to keep me entertained right from xanga..u still gat it....