Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Dear Drake,




Or do u prefer Aubrey? Or chidubem...ur real name. You know how before u left u told me ud talk to me thru ur songs?

You know when I first heard 'best I ever had' I remembered all those times in bed when you'd rap a lil bit for me when u told me you had this new song that was about me...and u asked me what I tot about it and I told you it was the song that was gonna catapult you into stardom....I told u didn't I? I love the last bit...where u say
'you know who you are, I got you'

whenever the song comes on I'd shout and tell my friends the song is about me and you wrote it for me...bt as usual they'd laugh and roll their eyes and 'yimu' .....I told u what yimu means right? that thing they do with their nose as if to say 'yeah right' but what do they know.... The closest they'v ever gotten to a celebrity was when tuface passed in his car and splashed water on them.....so I don't blame them.

And what's this you are on about 'finding my love? You already have my love dear...u got it on lockdown.....

I have to tell u when I heard ' I get lonely too' I cried like a fool....when in the begining you were like ' u got my email' ....gosh baby... This long distance thing is killing me.... M so lonely......I think about u everytime....I remember when we'd curl up in bed with some chocolate syrup and ud rub it alll over me and lick it off and I'd do the same and we'd hit the showers together..... And we'd make love to some TLC playing in d background..

I know its hard for you too.... I could tell that much from 'karaoke' .....
"Things have been so crazy and hectic.I should have gotten back by now....but u know hw much I wanted to make it....its probably better anyhow...so if u gotta go if ders anything I shd knw...if the spotlite makes u nervous'

Baby.... Yes it kinda makes me nervous bt I am willing to wait...I don't wanna go anywhere...I don't...its crazy and hectic here too...but am holding on...we can do this...
You know something funny though...u know that part where u go
"I was only tryna get ahead'

I tot u meant a head! Lol I cried for days.....a head from who? How could he do this to me...I was going mad....till I realized you meant 'ahead' not 'a head' ....phew! I would have killed u I swear...

I am no longer a wedding planner dear...I stopped that a while back...am now a copywriter in an advertising firm....and I aint doing anything crazy so u can relax!

"I remember when u thought i was joking, now am off singing karaoke...further than ive ever been."
U know what that line reminded me of? when u'd tell me about how ur talent was gonna take u to obodoyinbo!

I forgive u for not calling me on my bday....yeah u xplained what happened....thanks for the bday gift and I was only joking when I said I was in love with someone else...was only tryna get back at you....I don't need anyone else....

Hmmmn so u want me to believe that all dose fine fine new york and atlanta gurls with their big big bum bums and small waist have got nothing on me??
Hmmmn small small with the zobo drake bt I know u only have eyes for me...they can wriggle their dr 90210 purchased ass all day infront of you....but me I shut it down!!!!! I miss doing my lil strip tease and lap dance routine for u....hehe lol...twas hilarious cause am a total goof ball and I'd knock things down and all....but it was awesome.. I really did show u a good time didn't I???

Where are you now houston atlanta or vegas? Pls don't say I am monitoring u now am just curious..... I miss u a whole lot you know...I know we've been arguing a lot lately bt its just cause we've both been stressed lately...I don't wanna break up u know.....and I know u don't wanna too
So netime u throw the deuces I just throw them bck around.

U and me baby.....its far from over!

Ps: stay away from nicki minaj n tell her to stay away from u ......or like her parents know her nkiru maduekwe .....if she doesn't want me to deal with her...tell her that she should remove her eye from u or else one day when she's performing that her ass that she bought will burst on stage. I have said my own.



Happy Birthday baby!!!!

Love, your puff puff.

16 comments:

bishop said...

really nice one. kip them cuming

blogoratti said...

...'Or like her parents know her nkiru maduekwe ... *classic!

Miss Mo said...

haha...funnay!
I like!

Myne Whitman said...

LOL...

iLike!

Tisha said...

lol

you are crazy XSN

lahlah said...

you like igbo names oh, what about Olanike Mayowa for nicki or sometin,lol, you always have me in stitches sha, funny post

ShadeNonconformist said...

Lol. very nice. Loving the traditional names.

Anonymous said...

lol... exnerd ya fantazy plenty o!

LusciousRon said...

You are naughts! LMAO! I wish someone who knows him would show him this classic! Keep them coming girl.

Ms.O said...

LOL!

Rene said...

this is a classic!
i couldn't hold myself again at d nkiru maduekwe

Snazzy Snaz said...

Lmbo and then rotflol some more....Dis z some crazy stuff here. Nice...

Tundekakaaki said...

kool...u held me spellbound...

Anonymous said...

I was cracking up all through. Good one!

David Jr. said...

You are one "crazy" lady. You know that, dont you?

bimbo said...

Ur not well shaaa. U almost got me beleivin. Keep d dream alive sho gbo