Friday, 29 October 2010

Self-imposed Blackberry Rehab



For a while I started to wonder what I used to do before I had a blackberry .....can u believe I couldn't remember....its like the blackberry has totally taken over my life and iv had one since I was in my mother's womb...and when I was four n cooking food with sand I had one in my pocket, when I was 8 and in pry 5 I had a blackberry in my school bag... Its like I've never lived without it that's how it feels... and nothing else makes sense anymore.. I mean I used to love watching TV m a big movie buff...I love reading novels but there's never time for that anymore....I used to love talking to people...well not really but if I was antisocial then I can imagine what I am with this blackberry .

I decided to take a week off twitter(well 5 DAYS) thank God I was broke cause that also helped...but not so broke that I couldn't pay for like a week but I just wanted to break this blackberry jinx ah ahn what is it.... Is it sewn to my hand....(Nice idea)

day 1, off twitter I was going insane....I was pulling my hair out and eating it....I had to hide my money so I wouldn't go and buy crdt...of course that didn't help cause duh! I hid it...lol.... Okay am lying....I hd to fight the urge several times not to just go and buy credit....telling myself 'laide u can do it, u can do it' uv got this under control....hehe had to psyche myself up...of course it helped that I hd my novels with me .....marian keyes kept me laughing....and also my series...just started wtching this cool series that's like the british version of high school musical...but way cooler (IMO) in my opinion for dose of u who don't v ur abbreviations down like that..hehe

But who was I kiddin I missed twitter...I kept imagining...

what @mafabaalaso was ranting about today ....who annoyed @juiceegal ......... has @lumidizzle seen any annoying lacewigs lately ? Who has @demilader told to drink cold water? Was something still itching @tomi_giwa's vagina(lol na so she tweet am) ...what those tacky bitches @justadivaa and @missmisan were tweeting about .....is @tunrayopoetry still tweeting @tundefashola abt bariga road ...what new TT's are @playbackgenius @louis_the_xiii @thepervnerd and @sir_scribbles going in on...... Was dere a new naked pic of someone going round was it @afrocandy? Hope it won't still be in circulation when I come back ....has someone finally found out who @gbagaunmopol really is ? Traced him to his house and beat him to a pulp with a mastering english textbook......Has someone finally dm'ed me about buying my vibrator maybe @kikiokeke......Has @wellsbaba finally come out of the closet.....is @stewie_emahh telling @moadeola dey can use the bed now that I am not around.....is @fegons following me again...

I swear alotta things crossed this mind of mine.
Another thing I noticed was that my battery lasted longer than usual ! Like d whole day and d damn thing is still full....so annoying...I swear BIS is like a soul and the blackberry is the human body... A blackberry is so useless and lifeless without internet service.... But m not telling u anything u ddnt already know....u

addict u!

Day 2, I'd say wasn't any easier...by this time I was going crazy and typing stuff in my fone and saving em as tweets so I cd act like I was tweeting...that's how madness starts....
I started to trouble my frail mind with questions like how many times has @mizmaybach and @hawtveebee changed their bbm pic since iv been off probably like 200 times @sexycalabar boy like 400... @ollylicious has probably complained wt her bbm status like 600 times...
I started writing down all the names of all d people I was gonna delete from bbm bcos none of them cd even buzz me to find out why I wasn't on...xcept @mrodada and @mizmaybach @tobispartan When I finished I realized I hd written the names of 95% of d people on my bbm...so I tore the paper...bloody wankers! I would teach them a lesson some other way. I would send them broadcast msgs till dey run mad.

Another thing I realised was that nobody calls again....gosh that's so not nice...I now started remembering all my friends who I abandoned not on purpose... Of course they hd every right to tell me fuck off u bloody abandoner that I am...but dey ddnt.....its so sad that ill abandon dem again when I pay for my BIS(and u tell me dis thing is not of the devil). I re-discovered my love for texting though...

More series....on day 3.... I've been thru 10 episodes of the 2nd season of 'Lie to me' ....is it me or does Cal lightman look like that Nigerian actor 'Mr Ibu???? Anyways after that I started with 'la femme nikita' anything to get my mind off twitter and bbm....its hard I tell u bt I plan to stick to the last day....
*i will survive playing in the background*
Am not crying....something entered my eye.


Day 4, just woke up....am I still alive..... I think I can ‎c d light at the end of the tunnel *hiss* its just d ray of light from the window entering my eyes..... Seems like there'll b no light today....I won't b forced to buy credit...am stronger than my addiction... *now tying self to bed* not taking any chances....ok I've run out of novels to read...but I made a great discovery....I have games on my blackberry and I love em... Lol I would have never found this out if I wasn't taking this time off ...I absolutely love word mole and brick breaker....iv played them and now my batt's almost dead... This no BIS thing might not be so bad afterall...infact am not paying for BIS for a month.... Ok I think I just had a mild heart attack....who am I fooling...month kè!

Day 5, didn't tweet bt am online at work.... Didn't even open twitter... I cross my heart and hope to not die...just posted my blog link...that's all.....I was tempted though. Tommorow.....I'll pay for my BIS.

I achieved so much these past 5 days.... I should do this often.

12 comments:

Damilola said...

Hahaha nice blog... And good for that you were able to survive 5 days without twitter.. thumbs up though on the blog.

Sugarking said...

Ah, you survived well, Congrats. Wanna extend it? lets try a month na?

juiceegal said...

Lmao.....are you sure its only your blog link you posted??? side eye. Good read, cracked me up as always. I should do this too, cos i'm so addicted *hangs head in shame*

LG said...

LOL@just posted my blog link...that's all....
sweerie but u read some 'tweets' shebi???


u try sha!

Lara said...

you really tried...missed you on twitter...

Jess said...

Lol interesting and funny. U re goood!

Tisha said...

i totally understand
i have been off the internet
for less than 24 hrs
and i already have itchy fingers.

Kiky said...

kpele....

~Sirius~ said...

LMAO!!!!

So spot on.

@Juiceegal.....i actually try to imagine in my head how u live. every time i check my timeline, she has a new tweet.

Thelma said...

Wow! U write so well. This isn't onlu exciting buh practical nd lively.. Sumthng u read tru nd u go like yeah. Dis does happn. Lvn all d dys in d sefimposed bb rehab.. Ure pulled tru for five dys.. Dts a lot u knw.. Smiles

Anonymous said...

Wow! U write so well... Luvn this blog.. Day 4 got me thinking( I actually av games on my fone) its nt just an interesting blogg buh also inspiring nd really practical thngs in life u tlkd bout. @ the lettr to Drake damn!! Nyc nyc nyc!
Dis is @lauratey

Myne Whitman said...

I already saw you, lol...