Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Dont you just hate blackberry users



Blackberry users are so annoying. They have the attention span of a sugar ant....try having a conversation with someone who's constantly fingering their fone and laughing and smiling while u look on like a fool....You just want to take the fone from them and say hello.... Earth to annoying blackberry user, remember me am here...can we like have an actual conversation..... Anti-social freaks!
And then they assume that zombie position...head down fingers pressing away...on the road.....one day one of them will get hit (ok m just joking) but u shud ‎‎c them typing away on d bloody road....in car while driving.....on okada.....in the bus....during meetings like really its almost like they can't keep that bloody thing down for one second..

And then what's it with no one asking for numbers nemore....like really....so this dude he's tryna chat me up and he's like can I have ur bb pin.... What if I dnt have a bb ? Self absorbed lil twats...they think everyone must have a bb oooh they just can't imagine someone without one....they've forgotten about their humble beginnings when they cherished and cradled their sagems and triums and nokias and sony ericssons....they forget so easily.....

And u notice hw they never really call like they used to when dey get a bb its like they get sucked into a different world...if they were talking abt matters of utmost importance like how to go about achieving world peace that would b ok but nooo they are either tweeting, facebooking or flirting, organising rendezvous and exchanging pictures of body parts or changing their bbm statuses every five seconds like anybody really cares what's goin on in their sordid lives *hiss* and don't get me started on the display pictures.......forever trying to get that perfect pout...its laughable.

And they complain a whole lot about broadcast msgs......gosh I have never seen a bunch of fussy people in my life....u would think those broadcast msgs where sent with a lil anthrax...like really its not that serious...granted some people should be stripped and flogged publicly with a spiked pestle for the kind of broadcasts they send and should have their bb 's seized and be made to use nokia 3310's for the rest of their crazed lives.

And the discrimination oh dear....have u ever been in a room with a bunch of bb users and u have ur nokia fone with u? No matter how expensive ur fone is u still feel left out...like the uncool kid who didn't get the memo that ..blackberries are in.... Gosh u feel like a total dweeb....they act like they are better than you...in the know...no one wants to talk to you .. the look of horror when they ‎c that nokia fone in ur hand and you are done for if its in one of those bb kind of covers..... What! An impostor.... A nokia in bb clothing..... U will be totally alienated for that single act.... To them if its not a bb it shouldn't try and look like one....what an insult!

Gosh and they make the worst people to invite to parties...take it from me if u wanna have a fab party make sure u invite people without bb 's ...that'll be kind of hard cause every cynthia, biliki and musibau has one or get one of those devices that messes up their connection....cause it will take a miracle to get those people to focus on any other thing while their bb 's are in their hands.

Its sad really some people go days without bathing, eating or doing anything productive because of this bb .....some people have lost track of time..am sure some people still think its february...some people haven't called their parents in months....some can't even speak anymore....they've forgotten how to...

While they are eating they are typing...dancing....in church....at work.... I wouldn't b surprised if they type during sexual intercourse
Girl: oh baby I like that
Boy: oh u smell so good
Girl: I am moaning
Boy: send me a voicenote of you moaning...

And lastly .....they are always with their chargers.....go on check that bb users bag I bet u'lll find a charger or a usb cord...constantly looking for a charging port like a drug addict looking for their next fix....more car chargers have been sold this year than any other year...some even have five batteries just incase.... When u look at it, it really does look like an addiction.... I predict a 'blackberry addicts anonymous' in the future.


Oh yeah, by the way.. I am typing this on my bb

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

BB-The new lace front for women (and men) in Naija.

I don't know how it works in Naija but BBM is free and does not eat up your MTN/other phone company credit right? I guess thats why people want that now instead of numbers. I just got a BB so I can communicate with siblings and close friends in Naija through BBM. Lol @ the perfect pout, it is always hilarious when I see girls trying to perfect the pout on their profile pics...I cant understand why people don't tell their friends how stupid they look. Who is going to take you seriously when your profile picture is so funny looking.
Lets sha wait on the next craze to come and watch us jump on it.

PS-HTC, EVO, iPhone users are the ones I respect. Not every Biliki, Musibau, Dolapo and Chidinma can afford one and you can tell by the way those users use their phones (They still have some semblance of etiquette left in them)

uzo said...

dis is totally hilarious laide. Me am officially stulking u nw....

Vanity said...

lmfao I agree with you. I have a bb and i only got it because I became a leper in my social circle with my 3 year old nokia. ANYWAYS i HATE, i AM CONFUSED AND WANT TO SMASH IT AGAINS THE WALL. I am oldschool bitches

Just...Toluwa said...

tehehehehe!!!

BB user here...nt sure i fit into all dt..but yeah, i think this is hilarious!

Had a friend order mad BB torches to sell in naija...i c y! lol!

D Yanky said...

Hipocrite, makin life mediocre for we nonBB users. Very soon Nokia, Sony Ericsson and Samsung will pray to cell phone god and make BB die by fire. By the way am a BB hater to the core (at least until i can afford one)

Lara said...

You are number one offender...I also predict a blackberry addicts anonymous' in the future.

Anonymous said...

Mad girl! :)

CaramelD said...

That's why it's called crackberry :) I have a BB but it's my office phone so the pin services are blocked. You should see the digust on my friend's face when I tell them. You would think that my office had killed my family or something :)

Anonymous said...

Rotflma @ send me a voicenote of u moaning. Bloody hilarious. Its true tho, dis ‎​ ish is a bloody addiction. God save us all!!!

journeytoprint said...

Llooooolll/ kind of true

Azuka said...

iPhone users are worse, I think, but we Android users always say so.

bizkit said...

iz so guilty of d Nokia in a BB-paouch. d Stigma was such a fun tin to watch. lmao!

Nike said...

looooooooooooooooo!!!

this is sooo cool. You should see the look on my friends face when i express my opinion bout BB. U'd think i just shaved my head and painted it blue!

cool post!

David Jr. said...

Great post. BB users have a tendency to be really annoying.

cherlypumping said...

On ds 1, I rest ma case...! Cnt stp laffin tho.

MILKEVE said...

i just tweeted sth abt God judging all my frnds who use BB den...BRAVO! i see this post that can relate to me in everyway.... i just stopped laughing when i started typing my comment.... dis z so hilarious and true......