Wednesday, 5 January 2011

EVERYBODY HATES EXSCHOOLNERD

Now the title is a little exaggerated, I know for every one person who doesn’t like me there are many others Who wish me well...…but just indulge me will you…

Now I am laide olabode just a simple, 6ft 1, chubby..no bum bum having…cute (yes cute) woman…yes I am a woman, a man to some people but those same people on their best day, I am still better than them…Can I get a gbam in the house..hehe
I am not a celebrity…I am not a "stars" …I DO NOT want to be a star…I am just a normal chic with lotsa crazy thoughts who happens to be very popular on the internet because of my blog. Just so you know ive been blogging since 2003 and ive had people following my blog from the first post so its not a new development. I guess people just love the zany thoughts in my head and my ability to make them laugh and because I am real…which is why I have a huge following..on twitter, facebook and blogger… I don’t have the exotic looks of aunty kim kardashian…or mind blowing voice like Mariah carey....it is not because of the popularity of my vjayjay or cause I have super human strength(although stewie will beg to differ) I still haven’t turned water into vodka or crossed the seven seas…last I checked I still can’t walk on water…for crissakes I still wear granny panties….i just write and I write pretty good if I do say so my self and that is what draws people to me.

Everywhere I go I meet people that know me, people come to MTV everyday and my boss is surprised cause everyone knows exschoolnerd and half the time I am always shy cause contrary to what it seems like I don’t like attention….i run from it…if I was white I’d probably be a drug taking suicidal person cause I wouldn’t be able to handle the attention…i just like to be behind the scenes doing my thing quietly….but thoughts like mine always attract people….id like to leave the attention for the attention whores….i mean why deny them of their time in the limelight let them eat it all up and feel happy with themselves…. me on the other hand I could do without it.
The reality though is that a lot of people know me on the internet….alot of people say oooh u don’t have a life…you act like a God online but no ones knows u in real life…first of all a lot of people know me in real life….i just choose to be quiet and not draw attention to myself..i lead a quiet life. And I don’t know what a ‘life’ is to some people…if it means having a hummer and appearing in city people, being loud and having alotta fake friends around u laughing at everything u say, wearing ur “Gucci and gabbana” and hanging out with stars and all” if that is your own definition of a life…well then I don’t have a life..the life I do have though is that I have good friends, a loving family and a bright future….

Every other day someone is attacking me for no apparent reason on twitter or somewhere else…. Sometimes I think I can totally let all this controversial stuff be in my favour…I could turn into some kind of naija wendy Williams, be the most hated chic on the internet, where I don’t care about anything and I insult people and stars….and get a whole lotta comments and people wanna advertise on my site cause of the traffic and am making money and living the good life…… but I prefer to get my orgasms from underneath a sexy dude with a good dick whispering sweet nothing’s in my ear as we kpox away than from making fun of people to make me feel better about my existence…I’d try but in the end id be a sad sad human being….
In pink’s words – ‘I am not that complicated, I am just misunderstood’

I know I can write from now till thy kingdom come and there will always be people who will assume u are arrogant and what not….they will believe whatever they want about you….and am cool with that. It comes with the territory I guess…. I embrace it…..these past few days I decided to ignore a lot of stuff people say about me and not reply have been the best cause I find I have peace of mind. If a person angers you, they control u….u choose the way u react to stuff..and I choose to ignore the pettiness ….

I am just LAIDE OLABODE. ..u don’t really know me so why do u hate?

25 comments:

JayJ said...

People'll hate babe. Just look over it all. Even JESUS had haters! Like you said yourself, for every single person that hates you, prolly a millie more love. So wht's there to woory about?

Anonymous said...

Awww..ths is definately straight frm the heart.yu cudnt hv laid it out any beta..been readin ur blog bt ths is the first tym iv bin mvd to comment.
I jst wanna say; yu ar a good writer,yu knw hw to hit the nail in d head,yu put yur feeling out there and although I may nt always agree intoto wth yur opinions,yu dnt need to do any explaining2anybody. Deep dwn evn tho iv nva met yu its clear (smtyms very obvious) tht yu hv a gud heart n any one who cnt see tht rilly shdnt matter.kip doin wht yu do,cos ure good at it.n there cn neva be a substitude for our dear @exschoolnerd.xoxo...btw.tht headin is totally wrong! Everyone loves exschoolnerd..those who don't..well there's this transformer behind my house..yu knw wht 2do..

olly said...

Yayy..u tuk my advice *last few lines of ur blog* u ddnt come back to thank me o...:p rily ppl will say wht dey want jst do u n dnt let randoms get 2u (y)

Anonymous said...

D grammars for this post na die.
*I don’t look have the exotic looks of aunty kim kardashian

*making fun of people to make me fill better about my existence

exschoolnerd said...

@jayj abi o!!! There's notin to worry abt jare

@anonymous 11:02 hahahaha ur last line cracked me up..thanks for ur words..appreciate em big time n keep commenting ooo

@olly hehehe kiss kiss :* thnks 4 the advice advice dear.


@anonymous 11:45 I see ur own is to count my errors..is all good-my posts r usually rushed n typed with a  but I hv correctd my errors.thnks

Chari said...

8-| People and their endless talk. Hian.

Anytime ish like that pops up, just remember you got me. Love you loads, homie. ;)

CaramelD said...

Dust the dirt of your shoulder and keep stepping and swinging your 'no bum bum'!

Anonymous said...

good...kinda unscripted writeup...not every1 will like u, no matter who u are or what u do. Read some of ur blogs and must commend u for ur aptness in writing...even though i've ben ignored numerously on twitter. U're good at what u do, why stop or flicker now???

... a teen. said...

*insert big hug here*
I admire you. For this and for the kind of person you are.
Just know, it's life. It's earth. And the world, Humans are gonna be humans, what are you gonna do?
Just be you.
Keep your head up and everything.
Much love. :*

naijaninja said...

Laide...I no follow for people wey hate u o! I dey for d oda side! Like wit goes on in ur head n keep on being u...happy new year (hope e neva late to talk am?)

naijaninja said...

Laide...I no follow for people wey hate u o! I dey for d oda side! Like wit goes on in ur head n keep on being u...happy new year (hope e neva late to talk am?)

Rene said...

some people are always gonna hate.
Love the last line<3

exschoolnerd said...

@Chari
u are a darling...muaaaaah!!


@ CaramelD lol.. i will dear *now swinging bumbum*

@Anonymous
hi!!!! thnks jare... about being ignored i am very sure its not intentional..

@a teen.
awwww!!! as in you took the words outta my mouth, humans will be humans shey.. i will keep being me, their words cant stop that..thnks dear

@naijaninja
its not too late o!!! thnk u dear..HAPPY NEW YEAR to u too.




@ Rene u r right about that...thanks

Tomboxe said...

You know I hate you sha... Now that's an exaggeration... No, actually that's completely false. You're great, and anyone who isn't satisfied with your online presence can choke to death on a retarded phallus! It's your life, You are the RULES!
P.S. I'm still patiently waiting for Stewie to take a hike. If it doesn't happen soon I've got the Kids Next Door on standby...

wellsbaba said...

Pufpuf mi!!! Cnt believe someone is hating on you! You ke??? Either they gat no sense of humour or your humour took their gay partners away from 'dem cocksuckers! Should you wanna cry, I'm a ping away lol

bArOquE said...

...my own beef is simple because your posts are too damn long...u dey always make me suffer to read am finish, e dey like say i get exam

happy new year

afrosays said...

I laughed again...
Olaidaaay!

Vanity said...

Not everyone will like you no matter who/what you are. I stopped giving a shit a long time ago other wise their criticisms would have brought me down a long time ago because AI am way to conventional for my own good.

Anywho just be you and thing the people who hate you secretly are jealous about something about you.

~Sirius~ said...

You know I've got mad love for you......

There will always be haters.

Let them Hate!

funkie said...

In M.I&Tu-face's lyrics, "if nobody talks about you,then u r NOBODY...."
Even if you do nothing,dey will talk..if you do, they will talk...they still talk about the dead also...So girl just ignore them and know that u r appreciated by a whole lotta fans..xxx

Eknoreda said...

I sha had to join and say som'n! lolll


((hugs))

LusciousRon said...

There will always be haters. Press the ignore button

Azubbie said...

Is this a 'feel-good' thing? Nobody hates you jare.... na your 'nerdy' imagination dey run wild.

This is a nice piece - I like the way you write.... I'll be back soon.

Ermmmmm (an after thot)... I love you sha...

2cute4u said...

lol..
Enjoyed reading...

Anonymous said...

Hey nerd,evrytim I read ur blog or twits I fanx twita 4 makin me no u.u r a wondaful person u crank me up all d time.dis shorttime I hv #ff u u hv bin hitin me blow d belt nd lik I say always many more reasons 2 like u.pls ppl will surely hate u can't hv evryone on ur syde.kip it up.....biggroi