Now the title is a little exaggerated, I know for every one person who doesn’t like me there are many others Who wish me well...…but just indulge me will you…
Now I am laide olabode just a simple, 6ft 1, chubby..no bum bum having…cute (yes cute) woman…yes I am a woman, a man to some people but those same people on their best day, I am still better than them…Can I get a gbam in the house..hehe
I am not a celebrity…I am not a "stars" …I DO NOT want to be a star…I am just a normal chic with lotsa crazy thoughts who happens to be very popular on the internet because of my blog. Just so you know ive been blogging since 2003 and ive had people following my blog from the first post so its not a new development. I guess people just love the zany thoughts in my head and my ability to make them laugh and because I am real…which is why I have a huge following..on twitter, facebook and blogger… I don’t have the exotic looks of aunty kim kardashian…or mind blowing voice like Mariah carey....it is not because of the popularity of my vjayjay or cause I have super human strength(although stewie will beg to differ) I still haven’t turned water into vodka or crossed the seven seas…last I checked I still can’t walk on water…for crissakes I still wear granny panties….i just write and I write pretty good if I do say so my self and that is what draws people to me.
Everywhere I go I meet people that know me, people come to MTV everyday and my boss is surprised cause everyone knows exschoolnerd and half the time I am always shy cause contrary to what it seems like I don’t like attention….i run from it…if I was white I’d probably be a drug taking suicidal person cause I wouldn’t be able to handle the attention…i just like to be behind the scenes doing my thing quietly….but thoughts like mine always attract people….id like to leave the attention for the attention whores….i mean why deny them of their time in the limelight let them eat it all up and feel happy with themselves…. me on the other hand I could do without it.
The reality though is that a lot of people know me on the internet….alot of people say oooh u don’t have a life…you act like a God online but no ones knows u in real life…first of all a lot of people know me in real life….i just choose to be quiet and not draw attention to myself..i lead a quiet life. And I don’t know what a ‘life’ is to some people…if it means having a hummer and appearing in city people, being loud and having alotta fake friends around u laughing at everything u say, wearing ur “Gucci and gabbana” and hanging out with stars and all” if that is your own definition of a life…well then I don’t have a life..the life I do have though is that I have good friends, a loving family and a bright future….
Every other day someone is attacking me for no apparent reason on twitter or somewhere else…. Sometimes I think I can totally let all this controversial stuff be in my favour…I could turn into some kind of naija wendy Williams, be the most hated chic on the internet, where I don’t care about anything and I insult people and stars….and get a whole lotta comments and people wanna advertise on my site cause of the traffic and am making money and living the good life…… but I prefer to get my orgasms from underneath a sexy dude with a good dick whispering sweet nothing’s in my ear as we kpox away than from making fun of people to make me feel better about my existence…I’d try but in the end id be a sad sad human being….
In pink’s words – ‘I am not that complicated, I am just misunderstood’
I know I can write from now till thy kingdom come and there will always be people who will assume u are arrogant and what not….they will believe whatever they want about you….and am cool with that. It comes with the territory I guess…. I embrace it…..these past few days I decided to ignore a lot of stuff people say about me and not reply have been the best cause I find I have peace of mind. If a person angers you, they control u….u choose the way u react to stuff..and I choose to ignore the pettiness ….
I am just LAIDE OLABODE. ..u don’t really know me so why do u hate?