Saturday, 15 January 2011

Wedding on my mind..... *sigh*

Its a boring saturday afternoon, lying in my bed....doing absolutely nothing which is bliss..ok i am typing this...i dont get to lie in bed and do nothing alot these days, i am mostly in BRT’S with someone’s armpit or ass in my face....baba God do am for me this year ooo..i need that car...when did i get so busy and caught up? If i don’t set a reminder on my phone the things i would forget to do ehn....I would never know the point where my life took this very unsexy turn...gone are the lazing about doing nothing but savoring and basking in the smell of my fart and thinking weird quirky thoughts like ‘i wonder what sex with tony blair would be like’ i am random like that.

So ive been thinking about weddings lately...oh oooh... hmmmn i never used to be the girl who thought about weddings, na not me...the whole plan was not to get married...but as you grow older and u realize ur finger doesn’t quite cut it as a partner...it could give u an orgasm...but who would cuddle you(hopefully) as u lie in bed...who will u wear matching Ankara with(of course i’d never do that i think) who would u giggle with like a love struck school girl crushing on the buff quarter back with...(oh God i must marry someone that makes me laugh and happy pls pls pls) ...a finger is only good for a while....so yeah plus my biological nuclear bomb....yeah..... KABOOOM soon... I must confess right now that i find weddings extremely boring am sorry, i don’t like going for weddings.... am sorry....they just turn out to be carnivals with a whole bunch of people who you don’t even know or like...with plastered smiles on their faces when all they are really thinking is ‘when will this guy ask me what i want to eat’ ....’or will this chivita juice fit into my bag, damn! i shud have carried a bigger bag’

So that was how i googled funny female blogs, cause i love reading blogs by funny females, i just cant get enough. They inspire me....so i stumbled on this blog which i might add is really funny..and then i read a post where she got married at a friggin cemetery...now am sure am not the only one who totally expected a creepy gothic wedding...and the bride wearing a black dress and the bridemaids and groomsmen dressed as ghouls...nah nothing like that...just classy, artsy, fun, crazy wedding ....with just a few people who seem to know what having fun is about.

I want a personal, stressful, memorable but beautiful wedding...

I know it’s the marriage that matters more but still a lovely wedding is not a bad thing.

I know i know....find husband first shey? Before u start to dey plan wedding...u think say na beans... I wonder where the oniranu is...probably somewhere right now...watching fraiser thinking ooo Lord send me someone who is witty, and funny and 6ft 1, who loves snow patrol....loves john mayer...loves good music....wears granny panties....loves to laugh n make me laugh....slightly annoying and temperamental....extremely creative and quirky..loves to sing loudly with earphones on with her not so amazing voice.....bombom not too big not to small..mammary glands to feed the world....loves watching tv, hates cooking but will cook if she has too...loves to cuddle...likes novels..watches lesbian porn so we can watch it together...who’s ambitious, impatient, nerdy....willing to try out handcuffs...and sex positions such as the Italian chandelier......i saw that *yimu*...... *sigh* if he only knew i am here.....waiting.....impatiently





My geeky-sexy prince sharming.....
Do u know the kind of thing of things i want to do with my husband....go for karaoke and sing ‘doing it’ by LLCOOL J with him.... play handcuff me, i handcuff u God no go vex...make funny videos of us doing silly not porn related or sex related or with a body part exposed....hmmmn... in *r.kelly’s* voice I WISH I WISH I WISH.....

Ehen....so on the same site which celebrates unique weddings also saw some awe-inspiring wedding pictures...too beautiful for words...and the beauty about them is that they are just crazy,quirky,funny and the couples seemed to have gotten the wedding THEY wanted....

Gosh what have i turned to....i knew too much watching of ‘whose wedding is it anyway’ would catch up with me someday.....*hiss* and its all because of my mother.

I chose my favourite pics from a couple of weddings...

When i think about my wedding these images come to mind......ENJOY






























This is the site's address

16 comments:

Sisi Yemmie ™ said...

I've been thinking alot about weddings too lately ! I lurv the pictures, so creative! I want lovely photos of my wedding!

Damisola said...

I have always wanted a quiet wedding with the few important people in my life. I hate Nigerian weddings. Too noisy and pointless. Just food and millions of naira wasted. Nothing lyk sharing such a special day with the people you cherish the most. And whose names you can remember when goin through your album.

miss urban-chic said...

I like the cemetary wedding photo most! *hilarious*. The bridesmaids with different shoes I likey! Cheers

jesseoguntimehin said...

There are certain people who can immortalise your wedding. They're called creative photographers. One is responsible for my avatar (@jesseoguns, chex it rout).

Even me sef they fink that wedding thing. But first, no be sand she go chop, babe werever you dey, I still dey try tanda gidigba, am coming for you soon, just hang in there <3 <3<3; Lovelypiss (piece)

Lara said...

The pictures are really creative and some crazy...

lol@ your description of yourself...I guess at a certain age, we start thinking about weddings and I don't see any thing wrong with having weddings on your mind...

Who am I? said...

I don't know how this place works, but I hear it's easier when you have people read what you write. I hear the sooner you made friends, the better for you.
So, I'm out hunting for blogger friends, I've always known your blog, and followed it, through the busy days and the long pauses, I hope you can read mine too...and help me make some friends here as well.

Lammide said...

Cant say v nt been thinkin about weddings myself but unlike you i love weddings cuz i like to imagine aw mine will look like.i love your blog.dnt worry dt man will find you.

Ruth said...

I absolutely love the pictures,plz,what's the name of the blog and how do you search for them

Fragilelooks said...

lol @ the pics. i love weddings o but not the part where the vows are exchanged in church, cuz someone murdered truth.

~Sirius~ said...

wow.....a lot of people living their lives out there.

I see we still have a lot in common.

My take on weddings...blah.
Not such a huge fan.......I still had an ok one.

What's awesome is my other half and I are in sync on another level...I'm positive we were BBMing at some point.

ademisola said...

@damisola>>> i totally agree! fr a millisecond, thot i was d one who posted that( ma name's 'demisola).... nigerian weddings are so not it. u plan for ages, the day finally comes, a lotta 'mogbo moyas' are there to shop rice and get 'pari pack', at the end of the day, ure beat, the day has come and gone.....and God help u, ure in debt. ud be surprised au many pipl become debtors on top society weddings. hian! ma parents have been warned....no 'extra curricular' friends at ma wedding! and dont even get me started on the long ass church service! like really/ arrrgh>>>>>> and you, aunty laide, well done o, nau im going to start fantasizin about the bolo that i'll get married to.

Anonymous said...

@ademisola: lol, that's quite confusing. Nice name. Luckily for me I can count the number of friends & family memebers I would invite. Only problem is my future husband's side. Ah well......

Sisi Yemmie ™ said...

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CaramelD said...

hehehehahahahahaha!!! Do you honestly think thigs like "I wonder what having sex with Tony Blair will be like"?. Chai, see laughter oh!

Isn't it nuts when life becomes mad busy like that? E go better in Jesus name! Amen!

You are totally allowed to think about weddings but I don't like the circus that is Naija wedddings. I fear for my own as I'm the only daughter :(

A-9ja-Great said...

I've got through lots of blogs,buh this one is different.Catchy,captivating and downright craaaaazy! Nice one!

Lily said...

Lovely piece, lovely pictures...sigh
What is the wedding website you mentioned? i cant see it on my screen. Please send it across.