Monday, 15 August 2011

Thankful Mondays :)


Ive been playing with this idea for a while, been ruminating over it every now and then. Thankful Mondays…nothing serious..more light hearted. You know, those everyday things that we probably think we dont need to be thankful for? But are so essential in our day to day life… yup like ur blackberry charger….yeah and your lip gloss… and oh yeah ur earphones. So yeah it is kind of like an ode to the little things that help us get through our day.
I am gonna kick off thankful Mondays with an ode to the GRANDMA PANTY..yes u read that right.




Dear wonderful grandma panty,

So old and wise in your years, I love the way ur band rests comfortably above my navel, I love the feel of you around my tummy. That reassuring feeling that says ‘I got ur goodies in check’. I never feel like I am walking around with a permanent wedgie with you. With you there’s no jiggling, u keep everything in place. Others may cry out loud ‘oh hell no!!! VPL’ but pray, tell me one person that has died from VPL.(visible panty line)
That’s right nobody.. what’s a little VPL to deal with when I have you on.

G.P you help me keep myself in check, when I am going over to that dude’s house that I like and I don’t want to do anything freaky. I wear you knowing fully well there aint no chance in hell I am letting this dude see me rocking high waist panties. So no matter how much he gives me the ‘blueballs face’ them jeans stay on. No matter how weak my flesh becomes I just immediately envision you and tightened my legs together.

No, it’s not that I am ashamed of you or anything, id walk third mainland bridge back and forth in nothing but you just to prove my love for you…what we have is so special, that is why you are for my eyes only. On those days when ‘lil red ridding hood comes knocking’ who do I call? You of course…you get shit done. You hold me down. Dear grandma panty this is me saying. Thank u for being there, thank you for being a source of laughter whenever I stare in the mirror wearing u alone and dancing… thanks for putting a smile on my face.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. Wat a 'thing' 2 be thankful for or to. Hope ur granny panties don't get offended by my choice of words. Lol

exschoolnerd said...

No my granny panties r very understanding. hehe

shawlarchitunde said...

smh... lol

Aseni said...

Very funny! def thankful for GP's!

ineffable said...

Gbam!

deeza said...

Lmao! I'm also thankful4 granny panties..u dnt have2 bother with the occassional wegies or as ilike2 call it 'frakpas'that thongs give u...... Ther should be an ode2 "push up bras"too.. They woke wonders!!

ineffable said...

You could have ended with for all these and more to thee we give thanx..hehehehehe...yeah,mine do all those things for me and so much more..smh..lol

Kiky said...

thank God ohh. I thought i was the only one that had an inexplicable love for granny pants.

Etoile Oye said...

hahaha... like the humor. We all need a gp or two in our wardrobes ;)

NellyO said...

I have carried last oooo.... Three gbosas for the old faithful known as the Granny Panty...

CB's Suga said...

I'm very thankful for them as well... I'm sure Rihanna and beyonce are as well, since they have become everyday garments for them...lol, nice post

Gossipgirliee said...

lobatan.. lmao laide

~Sirius~ said...

Smh.......only you can be this crazy

coolprincee said...

This gives me d idea that i should be doing her langerierie