Friday, 18 September 2015

Wedding of the Year 

Dear Diary,

It's been a while but i have news, he proposed, he proposed finally!!!  Who said you can’t get a proposal after four months of dating. Well look who’s got a ring and it’s so beautiful!!! Thank God I added some money to the amount he initially wanted to buy my ring for. This is 4.5 million Naira well spent, he  really wanted to give me a 500,000 Naira ring? Like me.. Nah not me… I love daddy he always comes through. See how the diamonds are shining like my destiny..Blind their eyes! Everyday i take a picture for IG to spoil someone's day. 

So aunty brought my aso-ebi over today I am so in love with the colours,  'Chocomilo brown and MTN yellow' and it’s like so affordable, N 284,000 for six yards….but people are still complaining o. Later they’ll claim big boy/girl and say people are not in their tax bracket but since I am a nice person I have decided to give those who can’t “afford” it the chance to win it on Linda Ikeji’s blog. You know help the needy and stuff like dad says i should every now and then.

Oh yeah, that’s how daddy’s friend came up with a cool idea,  that invitation should be strictly by fingerprint!  So everyone has to do the whole data capture thingie at the nearest access bank for that day, haha they think they have seen wedding to crash, that’s how Tiwa called me to tell me that she went to Access and they didn’t see her name .. haha.. when I asked everyone to sit for the test to qualify for the wedding what did she say ‘I am in London’ as if it’s not her mates that flew in from Australia just for it… I have sha told everyone to be careful because that girl is not above cutting someone’s finger to be there.

Oh i didn't gist you, gosh alot has pre-wedding pictures where on LIB and see I don’t really feel guilty that third mainland bridge was closed for my pre-wedding pictures because it was just for three days, didn’t they endure that for weeks when they were fixing third mainland… the comments on Linda Ikeji's blog don’t phase me….i will just do one competition for one person to win all access pass to the wedding and everyone will shut if they won’t still be the ones uuuhing and ahhhing when my wedding pictures drop.  The carnival on the bridge theme really popped… thank God daddy was able to fly in Rihanna last minute. Gosh she is bae af!!! We took so many selfies… Instagram will shake tomorrow.

Can you believe it’s just three weeks away? Three weeks…  Eko hotel is just perfect even though we are inviting only 300 guests. Maybe we can do a live streaming and people can pay to watch..hmmmn I’ll ask uncle about it… so Drake is confirmed, Bono said he couldn’t make it …sigh. Coldplay is definitely going to be there, Rihanna and there was one last person. Oh yeah M.J ‘s hologram. How cool is that?  This is going to be the event of the year…wedding of the year I mean.. I can’t wait.

It's not all been rosy though some people keep trying to get me angry, one of my bridesmaids just sent me a text that she's dropping out, hiss… that friendship is definitely over, she said she can’t keep up with the expenses, you would think I told her to drop 1 million oh.. 600k  and she’s shouting...anyways I am already starting nationwide auditions for someone to take her place. This is a setback i don't need right now.

Boo is calling me, I have told him not to call me from 8am - 8pm only from 9 – 9:30 pm he doesn’t listen… he’s now calling me with his driver’s phone as if I don’t have true caller. I don’t want to get angry. I need my space, he should not choke me oh. Is this how it’ll be when we get married? I'll have to talk to daddy about separate houses for both of us.  

 Anyways I have to stop here..  It’s time for my ugwu facials.. this face has to be ready for the big day. Can’t wait to gist you about the in laws. 3 ha1ta2 ha3sa ma5ma 


LizzyTheDIYLady said...

Lmao. You do not disappoint. Ugwu facials had me like ... i can't do this no more. Lol. I would like continuation o. What's her wedding hashtag on ig?

LizzyTheDIYLady said...

Lmao. You do not disappoint. Ugwu facials had me like. . I can't do this anymore. Please wet need continuation o. What's her wedding hashtag on ig?

Chinaza Ezeoke said...

Queen of tongue in cheek! My boss! Nice one....Witty as usual

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Fragilelooks said...

ha....... odiegwu....... lmao. no be only finger print